janie_tangerine: (lost constant)
Well, I am brain-dead and I need to start with the dump. Sorry in advance, but this will be the only one for today.

Title: Not What It Seems
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sawyer/Boone
Words: 677
Summary: Contrary to appearances, Boone Carlyle does not fuck like a girl. Hell, no.
Spoilers: none if you have seen S1.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and I'm sure you didn't expect it.
A/N: written ages ago for the [livejournal.com profile] lostsquee fic battle, for the prompt like fucking a girl; using for [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you #26, I can be like you.

Boone never says anything and Sawyer, who never was one for words, doesn't talk. )

Title: Such A Tease
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Boone/Charlie
Words: 1005
Summary: While he can get someone being annoyed, Charlie is being a pain instead of cooperating here and no, the fact that it's Charlie's back being pushed on the blanket full of holes doesn't mean that he's going to justify him much longer just because of that.
Spoilers: none if you have seen S1.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and I'm sure you didn't expect it.
A/N: written ages ago for the [livejournal.com profile] lostsquee fic battle, for the prompt S1 sex with snark; using for [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you #24, I want you to hate me.

“That was sodding good. Hate to admit it, and you talk way too much and tease way too much, but sure as bloody hell you know what you're doing. )

Title: Annunciation
Rating: PG
Characters: Ben, dead!Boone
Words: 728
Summary: Ben figures this guy is just your usual arts student whom you always meet in the Tate gallery and turns his attention back on the painting, feeling his cell phone in his pocket. The call should arrive any second.
Spoilers: mostly for S4 including the finale. I wrote it before S5 aired so take it as an AU even if it's technically set in S5.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and I'm sure you didn't expect it.
A/N: written for my interview at the [livejournal.com profile] thequillstation, using for [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you #18, I pity you.

“Beautiful painting, isn’t it?” )
janie_tangerine: (lost constant)
Well, I am brain-dead and I need to start with the dump. Sorry in advance, but this will be the only one for today.

Title: Not What It Seems
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sawyer/Boone
Words: 677
Summary: Contrary to appearances, Boone Carlyle does not fuck like a girl. Hell, no.
Spoilers: none if you have seen S1.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and I'm sure you didn't expect it.
A/N: written ages ago for the [livejournal.com profile] lostsquee fic battle, for the prompt like fucking a girl; using for [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you #26, I can be like you.

Boone never says anything and Sawyer, who never was one for words, doesn't talk. )

Title: Such A Tease
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Boone/Charlie
Words: 1005
Summary: While he can get someone being annoyed, Charlie is being a pain instead of cooperating here and no, the fact that it's Charlie's back being pushed on the blanket full of holes doesn't mean that he's going to justify him much longer just because of that.
Spoilers: none if you have seen S1.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and I'm sure you didn't expect it.
A/N: written ages ago for the [livejournal.com profile] lostsquee fic battle, for the prompt S1 sex with snark; using for [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you #24, I want you to hate me.

“That was sodding good. Hate to admit it, and you talk way too much and tease way too much, but sure as bloody hell you know what you're doing. )

Title: Annunciation
Rating: PG
Characters: Ben, dead!Boone
Words: 728
Summary: Ben figures this guy is just your usual arts student whom you always meet in the Tate gallery and turns his attention back on the painting, feeling his cell phone in his pocket. The call should arrive any second.
Spoilers: mostly for S4 including the finale. I wrote it before S5 aired so take it as an AU even if it's technically set in S5.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and I'm sure you didn't expect it.
A/N: written for my interview at the [livejournal.com profile] thequillstation, using for [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you #18, I pity you.

“Beautiful painting, isn’t it?” )
janie_tangerine: (lost sawyer guitar)
By the way: this is the last really gen one. Slashing somehow begins next chapter.

Title: I've Been Everywhere 12/14
Rating: PG-13, will reach NC17 overall
Characters for this part: Sawyer, Jack, Hurley, Ben, Locke, Danielle.
Word counting: 3658 this part, 50000 ca overall.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and all the folk songs used here are not mine. The places really exist and I've never been there.
Summary: Sawyer is a rambling musician during the Dust Bowl, Jack a former doctor from L.A. traveling with him.
Thanks to: [livejournal.com profile] elliotsmelliot for the great beta job for which I can't be grateful enough and to [livejournal.com profile] fosfomifira for the title. I'd still be searching for one otherwise.
A/N: The song referenced in the beginning and the end is Do Re Mi by Woody Guthrie (you can also find an excellent John Mellencamp cover).

Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, Part IX, Part X, Part XI, Part XIII, Part XIV

See, Jack won’t ever, ever tell Sawyer or anyone because he just doesn’t talk about his old man to anyone as a rule, but before they found him dead in some alley in Salinas some fifteen years ago with a suspiciously empty bottle of whisky by his body, he had a thing for gambling that was second just to the thing he had for drinking. )
janie_tangerine: (lost sawyer guitar)
By the way: this is the last really gen one. Slashing somehow begins next chapter.

Title: I've Been Everywhere 12/14
Rating: PG-13, will reach NC17 overall
Characters for this part: Sawyer, Jack, Hurley, Ben, Locke, Danielle.
Word counting: 3658 this part, 50000 ca overall.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and all the folk songs used here are not mine. The places really exist and I've never been there.
Summary: Sawyer is a rambling musician during the Dust Bowl, Jack a former doctor from L.A. traveling with him.
Thanks to: [livejournal.com profile] elliotsmelliot for the great beta job for which I can't be grateful enough and to [livejournal.com profile] fosfomifira for the title. I'd still be searching for one otherwise.
A/N: The song referenced in the beginning and the end is Do Re Mi by Woody Guthrie (you can also find an excellent John Mellencamp cover).

Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, Part IX, Part X, Part XI, Part XIII, Part XIV

See, Jack won’t ever, ever tell Sawyer or anyone because he just doesn’t talk about his old man to anyone as a rule, but before they found him dead in some alley in Salinas some fifteen years ago with a suspiciously empty bottle of whisky by his body, he had a thing for gambling that was second just to the thing he had for drinking. )
janie_tangerine: (lost ben)
Title: Inside, I Was Screaming (or how Benjamin Linus watched Titanic)
Rating: PG13 because Ben is more of a pervert than I'd have thought
Characters: Ben, Alex, some Richard
Word counting: 4200
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and Titanic is James Cameron's. Surely not mine, I'd be way richer.
Spoilers: As long as you know that Richard doesn't age and that Tom is gay, none for Lost. Pretty much the whole movie for Titanic.
Summary: As Ben sits on the left side of sofa after pushing the VHS delicately into the video recorder and pushes the play button on the remote control, while Alex sits on the right side, rubbing her hands with an expression of pure glee on her face, there’s only one thought clear in his head: this is all Richard’s fault and he’s going to pay for this.
A/N: this is for [livejournal.com profile] elliotsmelliot, who is the responsible for this thing happening in the first place because she gave me the bunny. Now, this is 100% crack fic; and while I hate My Heart Will Go On, I actually liked Titanic. I just don't think Ben would. There are some half perverted thoughts, but hey, it's Ben here. And yes, I kind of re-watched the whole movie in order to write this thing, and no, when describing the DiCaprio mania I'm just reporting what my friends did at the time. Also, my moodtheme has decided to go along with the crack that this fic is, but I'm not changing the mood.

But then Richard brought Leonardo DiCaprio to the island and Ben found out that, in this world, existed something which he couldn’t control. )
janie_tangerine: (lost ben)
Title: Inside, I Was Screaming (or how Benjamin Linus watched Titanic)
Rating: PG13 because Ben is more of a pervert than I'd have thought
Characters: Ben, Alex, some Richard
Word counting: 4200
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and Titanic is James Cameron's. Surely not mine, I'd be way richer.
Spoilers: As long as you know that Richard doesn't age and that Tom is gay, none for Lost. Pretty much the whole movie for Titanic.
Summary: As Ben sits on the left side of sofa after pushing the VHS delicately into the video recorder and pushes the play button on the remote control, while Alex sits on the right side, rubbing her hands with an expression of pure glee on her face, there’s only one thought clear in his head: this is all Richard’s fault and he’s going to pay for this.
A/N: this is for [livejournal.com profile] elliotsmelliot, who is the responsible for this thing happening in the first place because she gave me the bunny. Now, this is 100% crack fic; and while I hate My Heart Will Go On, I actually liked Titanic. I just don't think Ben would. There are some half perverted thoughts, but hey, it's Ben here. And yes, I kind of re-watched the whole movie in order to write this thing, and no, when describing the DiCaprio mania I'm just reporting what my friends did at the time. Also, my moodtheme has decided to go along with the crack that this fic is, but I'm not changing the mood.

But then Richard brought Leonardo DiCaprio to the island and Ben found out that, in this world, existed something which he couldn’t control. )

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