janie_tangerine: (dark tower roland/eddie 2.0)
Title: the dark tower: a space odyssey [AO3]
Characters: Eddie, Roland, Susannah, Jake, Oy
Rating: PG13
Word count: 1700 ca
Spoilers: AU, canon references until The Wastelands, but that's it.
Warnings: crack. Mentions of former heroin addiction and imprisonment on a death sentence, but if you read the original then this is totally tame.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to Stephen King and the title is lovingly stolen from Stanley Kubrick. Nothing is mine.
Summary: All right, it is a serious journey, but you can’t blame Eddie if once in a while he jokes about it; when you’re in space, headed towards a black hole, in company of a crazy scientist, a girl who switches personalities like you turn on and off the light, a still grieving kid and a dog-slash-ferret that repeats what you say, either you make fun of that or you don’t survive. Or: wherein the Dark Tower is a black hole and Roland is the scientist who wants to neutralize it to save the universe along with his small and weird crew.
A/N: written for [livejournal.com profile] wandersfound for a comment porn meme ages ago. I totally have no excuses for this. Just go with it, okay?

“This journey isn’t a joke,” Roland says for the umpteenth time, and Eddie asks himself for the umpteenth time what possessed him to accept. )

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