"Tonight," he promised, "I'll prove that real men sparkle. Well, their shoes do, at least."

FFFF OMG ILU. This - just - I had a comment but then I read that and my brain broke. Just. CHUCK HOW SO AWESOME. And Becky how so even more awesome, lol. Oh my this was perfect. Their dialogue was spot-on, Chuck's voice was absolutely spot-on, Becky's attitude was beyond amazing (and she'd totally be so on board with dressing Chuck up) and omg poor Chuck and his five-inch heels. I feel his pain. And Chuck not being embarrassed about the whole 'I have a giant dick but I'm wearing heels' = win. Just, I loved it, thank you! And the title is awesome too XDDDD