1. That. But from what he said he met her when he conquered her castle but she's apparently this oh so very lovely gentle thing, not a sassy pro nursemaid XD that said since she didn't have much of a personality I get why they'd try to spice it up.I just need her to be JEYNE WESTERLING, not who-knows-the-name from Volantis.
6. Sigh. Cat, you should have done that.
7. THIS THIS THIS. And think that she has to birth another shadow at some point! Siiiighhhh.
13. Okay, so.
ADWD SPOILERS
Point is: Jeyne Poole is MIA. Or better: Jeyne Poole is nowhere to be seen. Other point: D&D apparently are head over heels in love with Theon as a character, so there's no way they're going to change the ADWD plotline too much - especially since they have an actor that can pull that off (or well, imo he'd do it, but that said). Now, not going over all the Robb & Theon paralles since both of them end up dealing with women named Jeyne except that for Robb it's DOOM AND GLOOM while Theon gets his sort of redemption moment thanks to it, the point is: it's not like Jeyne Poole has a point outside Theon's story, but she's a funamental part of it - mostly because he saves her risking his life and doing a selfless thing when the emotional connection he had with her prior to the whole Ramsay thing wasn't that much, but they still did know each other. (Meaning: he didn't save a complete stranger.) Now: what was Jeyne Poole doing throughout ACOK and ASOS? She was in one of LF's brothels with LF 'training' her. And she wasn't having the time of her life in KL after leaving North. But there's no freaking Jeyne Poole anywhere.
Crackpot theory: they're giving her story to Ros. I mean, she did have a sort of connection with Theon even if it was just sex - though considering that he was pretty pissed when she left for KL I guess that at least she was his favorite. She's Northern. She's being shown in a brothel all the time (well, obviously since she's a prostitute, but), that belongs to LF, and she's been thoroughly humiliated by the latter in what, episode two, and now apparently she's being sent to all the worst clients they can find for her (Joffrey). The Grand Canyon sized hole in this is that if they had shipped Jeyne up North so that she could pose as Arya, Ros couldn't pass off for Arya in a million years - and not even for Sansa for that matter, but they could drop her plotline and maybe Tywin or whoever decides to send Ramsay some whore in thanks for the help and they send her skipping on the entire wedding business. That said this is seriously crackpot and I don't want it to happen, not even paid, because if it becomes Theon & Ros instead of Theon & Jeyne Poole it loses half of the poignant, not to mention that giving Jeyne's part to Ros would be a total suicide imo. But if Ros had no fucking point whatsever other than having sex with everyone and their siblings, then why would they be showing her every ten seconds? She's been getting too much screen time for her to be there only for sexposition. Another friend of mine says she might get Alalaya's part (or how the hell was her name spelled), which is another good point, but if she is then what they do with Theon in season five or whenever they're doing it, he saves Mance heroically while Mance sings him a song in thanks as they fall down? XD
15. Or at least have them with Alfie Allen getting naked. *cough* yeah, yeah, I could watch an entire show of AA getting naked without any other point, but.
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6. Sigh. Cat, you should have done that.
7. THIS THIS THIS. And think that she has to birth another shadow at some point! Siiiighhhh.
13. Okay, so.
ADWD SPOILERS
Point is: Jeyne Poole is MIA. Or better: Jeyne Poole is nowhere to be seen. Other point: D&D apparently are head over heels in love with Theon as a character, so there's no way they're going to change the ADWD plotline too much - especially since they have an actor that can pull that off (or well, imo he'd do it, but that said). Now, not going over all the Robb & Theon paralles since both of them end up dealing with women named Jeyne except that for Robb it's DOOM AND GLOOM while Theon gets his sort of redemption moment thanks to it, the point is: it's not like Jeyne Poole has a point outside Theon's story, but she's a funamental part of it - mostly because he saves her risking his life and doing a selfless thing when the emotional connection he had with her prior to the whole Ramsay thing wasn't that much, but they still did know each other. (Meaning: he didn't save a complete stranger.) Now: what was Jeyne Poole doing throughout ACOK and ASOS? She was in one of LF's brothels with LF 'training' her. And she wasn't having the time of her life in KL after leaving North. But there's no freaking Jeyne Poole anywhere.
Crackpot theory: they're giving her story to Ros. I mean, she did have a sort of connection with Theon even if it was just sex - though considering that he was pretty pissed when she left for KL I guess that at least she was his favorite. She's Northern. She's being shown in a brothel all the time (well, obviously since she's a prostitute, but), that belongs to LF, and she's been thoroughly humiliated by the latter in what, episode two, and now apparently she's being sent to all the worst clients they can find for her (Joffrey). The Grand Canyon sized hole in this is that if they had shipped Jeyne up North so that she could pose as Arya, Ros couldn't pass off for Arya in a million years - and not even for Sansa for that matter, but they could drop her plotline and maybe Tywin or whoever decides to send Ramsay some whore in thanks for the help and they send her skipping on the entire wedding business. That said this is seriously crackpot and I don't want it to happen, not even paid, because if it becomes Theon & Ros instead of Theon & Jeyne Poole it loses half of the poignant, not to mention that giving Jeyne's part to Ros would be a total suicide imo. But if Ros had no fucking point whatsever other than having sex with everyone and their siblings, then why would they be showing her every ten seconds? She's been getting too much screen time for her to be there only for sexposition. Another friend of mine says she might get Alalaya's part (or how the hell was her name spelled), which is another good point, but if she is then what they do with Theon in season five or whenever they're doing it, he saves Mance heroically while Mance sings him a song in thanks as they fall down? XD
15. Or at least have them with Alfie Allen getting naked. *cough*
yeah, yeah, I could watch an entire show of AA getting naked without any other point, but.