My dad is awesome.

  • Nov. 7th, 2007 at 8:45 PM
janie_tangerine: (house terrorists)
So we're at dinner and we're talking about stuff like why the fuck Italy is the only place where the church doesn't pay the taxes and then my father goes like 'Nah, this ain't good, I need to found a new religion.' Conversation follows.

Him: That's it, I'm founding a new religion.
Me: Really?
Him: 'Course.
Me: And who would you worship?
Him: Me, of course.
Me: Oh, right, you. And how would you call it?
Him: The Flying Teapot!
Me: Flying teapot?
Him: Sure. You know, when they told Russel he couldn't say for sure that God doesn't exist, he said sure, but you can't say for sure that there isn't a flying teapot orbitating around the Earth.
Me: Oh, well, yeah, nice.
My mother: Was the teapot full?
Him: Russel didn't ask himself the question.
My mother: And why would I worship a teapot when there isn't even the tea to drink in?
Him: You just worship it. And I'd make that on more than one level, anyway.

And you wonder why I am like this.

My dad is awesome.

  • Nov. 7th, 2007 at 8:45 PM
janie_tangerine: (house terrorists)
So we're at dinner and we're talking about stuff like why the fuck Italy is the only place where the church doesn't pay the taxes and then my father goes like 'Nah, this ain't good, I need to found a new religion.' Conversation follows.

Him: That's it, I'm founding a new religion.
Me: Really?
Him: 'Course.
Me: And who would you worship?
Him: Me, of course.
Me: Oh, right, you. And how would you call it?
Him: The Flying Teapot!
Me: Flying teapot?
Him: Sure. You know, when they told Russel he couldn't say for sure that God doesn't exist, he said sure, but you can't say for sure that there isn't a flying teapot orbitating around the Earth.
Me: Oh, well, yeah, nice.
My mother: Was the teapot full?
Him: Russel didn't ask himself the question.
My mother: And why would I worship a teapot when there isn't even the tea to drink in?
Him: You just worship it. And I'd make that on more than one level, anyway.

And you wonder why I am like this.

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