the vampire porn 2x14 'crying wolf'

[janie_tangerine]

... or how idek what but this show manages to make happen everything I want to happen. Wtf.

1. OMG WHAT. THE PACING IN THIS. THE PACING. HOW DO THEY COVER SO MUCH STUFF IN ONE EP?

2. That said, Stefan/Elena are still the most adorable thing in the history of adorbs. I want to squish them together and jesus but idk how they manage not to be sickeningly sweet. Maybe because he's a bamf and she's too. Because I mean, Elena dealing with that idiotic werewolf? That was BADASS. And Stefan killing him in that jacket was even moar badass.

3. DAMON/ALARIC IS BACK WITH FORCE. OH MY SHIP I HAD MISSED YOUR BFFNESS. I mean. They went to HAVE TEA TOGETHER! They bonded over hating John Gilbert! They were in dangerous times together! Damon was totally checking whether Alaric was resurrecting or not even while tied in chains to a chair! (Also Damon takes torturing in a way more badass way than Mason ever did, sorry.) And then they stay together and pick up pieces after! And they banter like a married old couple! Oh, ship. <33333333333 damn I might need to start shipping Damon/Alaric/Jenna now, because she's fieerrcee as well. And I don't want John Gilbert to ruin it. :(((

4. Btw, Damon, you're badass even when people are trying to pwn you. <333333333

5. The werewolves can go fuck off except for Tyler who redeemed himself (partly). But I so did want to smack him for good this round.

6. CAROLINE HOW SO ADORBS.

7. And well Tyler did redeem himself a bit when he gave Matt sane relationship advice. I can see why he'd go and Jules alone is probably better than Jules + the other bunch of idiots, but tbh I just want the wolves gone and Tyler to have a nice interspecies threesome with Matt and Caroline. Also hopefully now Matt will have something to do? *hopes* Still he still has way to do before I'm okay with him again.

8. So. Uhm. I was kiiinda rooting for Jeremy/Bonnie. It. Was. Awesome. I know, I know, it's random and wtf and out of the blue BUT THEY'RE ADORABLE also because they're mismatched and she's older than he is and I like unconventional ships. And so I was so squeeing when they kissed, bless them. ♥

9. Also I'm kinda liking Elijah and his (according to Ric) awesome hair. I'm just sad that he'll turn out to be a Very Bad Guy in the end but I still like him enough. Especially since he saved Damon's ass there, lol. And he owned all those idiotic wolves. *glares at them*

10. In conclusion this show makes me so happy. I don't know when it became this awesome but I just really enjoy it so much. It might also be that I expect zilch from it, but I just love that since they went past the first half of S1 it just got better. Aaaah show I can't even say you're my guilty pleasure anymore since I enjoy you totally and I'm not even ashamed to admit it. <333

11. And that was probably all. Now let's see if I can manage to write some fic today, hopefully..

Comments

[gehirnstuerm.livejournal.com]

Ah, Show. How can something that started as a guilty pleasure become so awesome? Everyone expected Twilight and insteadt it's snark, blood, interesting characters and twists and turns every 2 seconds. Eeeeee! *draws hearts around show*

But yes, Matt seriously needs something to do. Like I've read on another journal: He thinks he's on Dawson's Creek with all the emo love troubles while everyone else (minus Jenna) is on True Blood with death and carnage *lol*

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Idek but I'm so in love with this show I can't even. :DD it makes me so happy. And so worried because every time I have heart attacks because I care about all of them dammit. And indeed! How did we go from expected Twilight to this idk but I'm not complaining. ;)

And yeah, either clue him in or make him do something or just don't have him standing around. And BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL THAT ANALOGY IS AWESOME. And totally spot-on.

[silverusagi]

DAMON AND ALARIC WERE SOOOO ADORABLE THIS EP.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

I WANTED TO SQUISH THEM TOGETHER AND SEE THEM BEING ADORBS FOREVER. <333333333

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

it was great to see more Alaric and Damon. the line about Elijah's hair made me LOL! awesome.

I am actively shipping Elena and Stefan too, JFC, Janie, what the fuck is going on? and my boy Tyler was a bit better, at least he did the right thing by Stefan and Matt, but I want him BACK!!!

Caroline is still made of awesome and might be my favorite female character in forever ♥

happy is happy and haters to the left, really. not ashamed either!

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

They're such bffs by now. AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY :DDDDDDDDD

Me too! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO US? I'm shipping het! And it's a main ship! Actually THE main ship! This show makes me go to places I'd never thought I'd end up. AND YEAH I DON'T WANT TYLER TO GO. :((( I want him back as well. If only to redeem himself 100% ;)

Caroline is AMAZING. Idk how she got so good but I ♥ her so much.

Seriously. I stopped being ashamed. I love my vampire porn so much. ♥

[elise-509.livejournal.com]

I loved the fact that Alaric felt the need to point out and comment on Elijah's hair. I mean, between that and his bromance with Damon, it's like, who's he kidding? Sorry Jenna, that boy's all Damon's.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Sorry, Jenna, he's... kind of really too gay for Damon. But I guess they can make a threesome work, as long as they clue poor Jenna in. ;) But yeah. He isn't kidding anyone. Alaric, just come out of your closet..

[ozmissage.livejournal.com]

There was so much Alaric/Damon this week! I flailed. A lot. And it felt like they were setting up an actual Alaric plotline, which FINALLY. He's too awesome to be underutilized.

I'm loving Elijah. And Jeremy/Bonnie. And Caroline...and yeah, pretty much everything. They even seem to be on the brink of cluing Matt and Jenna in! This show is epic. And that's a sentence I never thought I'd type. ;)

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

THEY GAVE ME BACK ALL THE ALARIC/DAMON MISSED TIME WITH INTERESTS. ♥ and I'm way too giddy for it. Seriously, can someone ask for more? And haha INDEED! FINALLY! Ric is too awesome not to have his own arc. -nod-

I'm loving everyone else as well. It's crazy. Idek. Last year this was my guilty pleasure and I was half-ashamed of it and now IT'S BECOME SO AWESOME. I just want to draw hearts around it. And believe me, I'd have never thought I'd type up that sentence as well. ;)

[vella-amor-dm.livejournal.com]

2. i actually do find them sickeningly sweet :P but that scene was very very BADASS ;)

3. I KNOW I KNOW! I WAS FLAILING TOO!!!!

5. i was so so proud of Tyler at the end of this ep... and then he had to ruin it all by taking the coward's route and running away ;__;

6. AS ALWAYS ^^

8. i'm just going to keep my mouth shut on that one ;)

9. Elijah is HOT.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

2) but its the good kind of sweet! ;) idk but usually they'd bore me to death. And they don't. Believe me I'm still wondering how they do it. XD

3) AWESOME SHIP IS AWESOME :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

5) Baby come back and be awesome again. ;__;

6) I <3 heeer.

8) lol we'll agree to disagree. ;)

9) INDEED.

[mollivanders.livejournal.com]

I'm too exhausted for a proper comment and it's almost the next ep but DAMON/ALARIC for the win :D

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

AND LAST EPISODE! DAMON/ALARIC IS SO ENDGAME :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD