Teh Pretty picspam of DOOM.
Dec. 8th, 2008 03:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
janie_tangerineHis Prettiness turns 30 today! And comes closer to the usual age in which I find men sexy, even if he's the exception confirming the rule. Or something. So, here follows the Ian Somerhalder picspam of DOOM that will definitely break your dial-up and include, apart from of course Teh Pretty, tax accountant suits, gratuitous stripping in the middle of the road, yoga, masturbation wins t-shirts, guitar playing and the scepter of Moses. Yes, I need to prove that I didn't hallucinate that. Also, the spamming here should definitely be different from last year's even if the favorites are always there. Also linking to it on ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
picspammy because he's definitely one of my favorite persons all things considered.
So, a couple of random always nice ones to start things up:
And now let's start with the crappy movies and then the good movie. And then on to the shoots and stuff.
Crap movie #1: The Lost Samaritan
Wherein you get the tax accountant suit of doom, the random gratuitous stripping and the dirty/angsty face.
^ the tax accountant suit.
^ gratuitous stripping.
^ the angsty face.
Very Crap Movie #2: Lost City Raiders
Wherein you get an overload of pretty in blue (because blue def. suits him), the SCEPTER OF MOSES and the Cardinal seal of approval of doom.
Now, on to the only good scene of that movie. Well, they're both pretty and there was hugging. And fine, they were brothers but that movie was so bad that I just pretended otherwise.
And then... THE SCEPTER OF MOSES! [yeah, it's kinda too technological to be the scepter of MOSES, but let's just overlook it.]
Say hi to the OMG-I'm-melting-and-I-have-a-reason-to-watch-this-movie face:
Obviously, until now this spam gets the Cardinal-on-blackberry awesome seal of APPROVAL!
Okay, back to the scheduled pretty.
Crap movie #3: Rules of Attraction
Sorry but I hated it. I've rarely seen a more stupid, humor-less, self-centered and kind of disgusting overall movie. Also, I can't blame His Prettiness for having said that he didn't like kissing James Van Der Beek. Hell, I hated Dawson's Creek with a vengeance, I'd turn lesbian if I had the choice between that and JVDB. But anyway, it had WORTHY parts.
God, that flush.
Excellent movie (!!!!) #1 (and sadly only): Sensation of Sight
Oh, I loved this one. It was so GOOD. Such a pity that it never had a real distribution.
^ I kinda love that cap.
^ and I'm sure they put this in to kill me.
NICE. Come was my mom's car, please.
Now, small space for those two parts he had on CSI where he always was the killer. Figure that out, completely miscast. But anyway.
^ I LOVE that face. For realz.
Now, movies/stuff corner closed. Let's go on to the real deal.
^ only grenade I can approve of.
^ MMMMMM.
^ I kinda hate that movie but hey, the looks were worth it. Not Kristen Bell though.
Couple Boone things because hey, I'm nostalgic.
^ Hai Ethan. That creeps me out but it's so worth it.
So what about giving me a ride? Also, from the name I gather that they took this pic two days after my birthday. Uhm, right.
^ I highly approve of the fedora.
^ please notice the shirt. He's a liberal! He goes to marches! ;)
MM, white.
^ God, best photoshoot ever.
And I know I always post these but hey, random favorites.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ *sigh*
Okay, I'm done. I'd love to empty my folder but my computer is already frying. And so happy birthday to him and please, please, gift yourself with a new agent and try to make more movies like the Excellent one and not like the Crap ones, even if since I ♥ you I'll watch them anyway. ♥
Woah, that was tiring. But hey, I do it once each year, at least I do it right. ;)
picspammy because he's definitely one of my favorite persons all things considered.So, a couple of random always nice ones to start things up:
And now let's start with the crappy movies and then the good movie. And then on to the shoots and stuff.
Crap movie #1: The Lost Samaritan
Wherein you get the tax accountant suit of doom, the random gratuitous stripping and the dirty/angsty face.
^ the tax accountant suit.
^ gratuitous stripping.
^ the angsty face.
Very Crap Movie #2: Lost City Raiders
Wherein you get an overload of pretty in blue (because blue def. suits him), the SCEPTER OF MOSES and the Cardinal seal of approval of doom.
Now, on to the only good scene of that movie. Well, they're both pretty and there was hugging. And fine, they were brothers but that movie was so bad that I just pretended otherwise.
And then... THE SCEPTER OF MOSES! [yeah, it's kinda too technological to be the scepter of MOSES, but let's just overlook it.]
Say hi to the OMG-I'm-melting-and-I-have-a-reason-to-watch-this-movie face:
Obviously, until now this spam gets the Cardinal-on-blackberry awesome seal of APPROVAL!
Okay, back to the scheduled pretty.
Crap movie #3: Rules of Attraction
Sorry but I hated it. I've rarely seen a more stupid, humor-less, self-centered and kind of disgusting overall movie. Also, I can't blame His Prettiness for having said that he didn't like kissing James Van Der Beek. Hell, I hated Dawson's Creek with a vengeance, I'd turn lesbian if I had the choice between that and JVDB. But anyway, it had WORTHY parts.
God, that flush.
Excellent movie (!!!!) #1 (and sadly only): Sensation of Sight
Oh, I loved this one. It was so GOOD. Such a pity that it never had a real distribution.
^ I kinda love that cap.
^ and I'm sure they put this in to kill me.
NICE. Come was my mom's car, please.
Now, small space for those two parts he had on CSI where he always was the killer. Figure that out, completely miscast. But anyway.
^ I LOVE that face. For realz.
Now, movies/stuff corner closed. Let's go on to the real deal.
^ only grenade I can approve of.
^ MMMMMM.
^ I kinda hate that movie but hey, the looks were worth it. Not Kristen Bell though.
Couple Boone things because hey, I'm nostalgic.
^ Hai Ethan. That creeps me out but it's so worth it.
So what about giving me a ride? Also, from the name I gather that they took this pic two days after my birthday. Uhm, right.
^ I highly approve of the fedora.
^ please notice the shirt. He's a liberal! He goes to marches! ;)
MM, white.
^ God, best photoshoot ever.
And I know I always post these but hey, random favorites.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ *sigh*
Okay, I'm done. I'd love to empty my folder but my computer is already frying. And so happy birthday to him and please, please, gift yourself with a new agent and try to make more movies like the Excellent one and not like the Crap ones, even if since I ♥ you I'll watch them anyway. ♥
Woah, that was tiring. But hey, I do it once each year, at least I do it right. ;)
