Fic, Lost: The Halls of Craphole Heaven (Charlie, Boone, Shannon & the dead), pg13

Title: The Halls of Craphole Heaven
Rating: PG-13 to be overly sure
Characters: Charlie, Boone, Shannon, most of the dead people and a Tom special appearance
Summary: Charlie wakes up in Craphole Heaven. Chaos happens, Tom appears and the boss is very pretty. Crack, huh.
Spoilers: 'Further Instructions' and 'The Beginning of the End'
Disclaimer: Nothing here is mine. If it was, nobody would be in Craphole Heaven.
Warnings: Written in a pretty sucky afternoon of the worse day of the last four months. So it probably makes even less sense than a crack fic should. There's a lot of pink. Oh, and there's fashion arguing. And Tom is in love with Jack. Oh, also offers an explanation on the Scott and Steve mess.
A/N: I don't know why do I write Charlie's POV only when I write crack but, uhm, it happened. One day I'll be able to write him in a serious contest. Anyway, this was meant as an answer the main question that the premiere generated aka 'why the hell dead people are prettier than they were when they were alive?'. And now I'll shut up and leave the crack be. Thanks to lasamy for betaing. Also entering for lostfichallenge #65: free for all. Won Best Humorous Fic at lost_fic_awards in February 2008.




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( As soon as Charlie opened his eyes and blinked a couple of times, he didn’t have the time to actually wonder why the hell he was lying on a hard folding bed in what looked very much like a cell; a mere two seconds after he woke up, an alarm started up and a feminine, pleasant enough, screamy voice repeating the same sentence all over again. )

Fic, Lost: The Halls of Craphole Heaven (Charlie, Boone, Shannon & the dead), pg13

Title: The Halls of Craphole Heaven
Rating: PG-13 to be overly sure
Characters: Charlie, Boone, Shannon, most of the dead people and a Tom special appearance
Summary: Charlie wakes up in Craphole Heaven. Chaos happens, Tom appears and the boss is very pretty. Crack, huh.
Spoilers: 'Further Instructions' and 'The Beginning of the End'
Disclaimer: Nothing here is mine. If it was, nobody would be in Craphole Heaven.
Warnings: Written in a pretty sucky afternoon of the worse day of the last four months. So it probably makes even less sense than a crack fic should. There's a lot of pink. Oh, and there's fashion arguing. And Tom is in love with Jack. Oh, also offers an explanation on the Scott and Steve mess.
A/N: I don't know why do I write Charlie's POV only when I write crack but, uhm, it happened. One day I'll be able to write him in a serious contest. Anyway, this was meant as an answer the main question that the premiere generated aka 'why the hell dead people are prettier than they were when they were alive?'. And now I'll shut up and leave the crack be. Thanks to lasamy for betaing. Also entering for lostfichallenge #65: free for all. Won Best Humorous Fic at lost_fic_awards in February 2008.




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( As soon as Charlie opened his eyes and blinked a couple of times, he didn’t have the time to actually wonder why the hell he was lying on a hard folding bed in what looked very much like a cell; a mere two seconds after he woke up, an alarm started up and a feminine, pleasant enough, screamy voice repeating the same sentence all over again. )