Fic, Lost: The Ben Linus Trial, part 1/3(?) (ensemble), PG13, crack

So, this is my crack epic fic. And since it grew beyond my predictions and I don't know still how long it's going to get, I decided to go ahead and post the first part. I think/hope it'll take another two parts to finish it, if it doesn't spread again.

Title: The Ben Linus Trial 1/?
Characters: All the survivors, the freighters, Ben and for now a guest star, a very special one.
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: If Lost was like this, it'd be even more insane than it actually is.
Word count: A lot.
Summary: General: When Jack finally realizes that everyone has been behaving like an idiot, the Craphole People decide to sue Ben for a lot of charges. This part: the denounce is written, the lawyer is chosen and a very special spirit guide shows up.
Spoilers: Up to 'The Economist'.
A/N: first of all, this one is totally for elliotsmelliot, who threw the plot bunny at me and has been encouraging and nursing it better than I could possibly do. I hope this lives up to the expectations, though the following parts will be even more insane. That said, it's the crackiest thing I ever did, so don't expect a serious line. Oh, and if you don't have a look at this [the first character], this and this first, you'll probably won't understand a pivotal point. References to the first Pirates of the Caribbean, too (which I guess everyone knows, at least) and some Woodstock music, at least. Dead people are showing up in later chapters. Won best humorous fic at lost_fic_awards, March 2008.



( Jack Shephard never was a man of literature; if he had been, he would have been able to give a proper name to what he experienced about two hours after Kate, Sayid and Miles had left. )

Fic, Lost: The Ben Linus Trial, part 1/3(?) (ensemble), PG13, crack

So, this is my crack epic fic. And since it grew beyond my predictions and I don't know still how long it's going to get, I decided to go ahead and post the first part. I think/hope it'll take another two parts to finish it, if it doesn't spread again.

Title: The Ben Linus Trial 1/?
Characters: All the survivors, the freighters, Ben and for now a guest star, a very special one.
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: If Lost was like this, it'd be even more insane than it actually is.
Word count: A lot.
Summary: General: When Jack finally realizes that everyone has been behaving like an idiot, the Craphole People decide to sue Ben for a lot of charges. This part: the denounce is written, the lawyer is chosen and a very special spirit guide shows up.
Spoilers: Up to 'The Economist'.
A/N: first of all, this one is totally for elliotsmelliot, who threw the plot bunny at me and has been encouraging and nursing it better than I could possibly do. I hope this lives up to the expectations, though the following parts will be even more insane. That said, it's the crackiest thing I ever did, so don't expect a serious line. Oh, and if you don't have a look at this [the first character], this and this first, you'll probably won't understand a pivotal point. References to the first Pirates of the Caribbean, too (which I guess everyone knows, at least) and some Woodstock music, at least. Dead people are showing up in later chapters. Won best humorous fic at lost_fic_awards, March 2008.



( Jack Shephard never was a man of literature; if he had been, he would have been able to give a proper name to what he experienced about two hours after Kate, Sayid and Miles had left. )