janie_tangerine | Mar. 19th, 2008

Mar. 19th, 2008

And it has spread, damn it. I hope to get to the actual trial at next part. I wanted this out sooner but Des and Sayid stole my brain and the crack muse went on vacation until she heard the word haggis.

Title: The Ben Linus Trial 2/?
Characters: All the survivors, the freighters, Ben and Atticus Finch, for now.
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: If Lost was like this, it'd be even more insane than it actually is.
Word count: A lot.
Summary: General: When Jack finally realizes that everyone has been behaving like an idiot, the Craphole People decide to sue Ben for a lot of charges. This part: Sawyer starts to sort through the evidence (meaning: hatch tapes) and studies a battle plan, Atticus gets worried, Desmond and Sayid cook boar haggis and we find out how the Others communicate when there isn't technology.
Spoilers: Up to 'The Economist'. Probably during the trial I'll spoil for other ones.
A/N: still totally for

elliotsmelliot, hoping that it isn't getting too insane. Even if I think it is. I actually researched haggis and I've probably taken some... let's say freedoms with the ingredients and cooking but hey, we haven't seen sheep on the island, yet. And don't worry, I haven't put that many details about it. Next time I should have at least Richard. Part 1 Here.

( “Okay. I’m on a island in the pacific, sueing a psycho killer who loves bunnies on behalf of a bunch of people crazier than him including myself and I’m talkin’ to freakin’ Atticus Finch. You realizin’ it doesn’t make any sense, don’t you?” )

Current Mood: quixotic

Current Mood: quixotic

Since I'm done with the comment porning/ficcing, I figured out I could copy

zelda_zee and do a roundup!

I was gifted with these three very awesome stories which I loved truly:

* Desmond/Charlie, music, by

toestastegood;
* Sawyer and Sayid at the opera 1 and 2 by

zelda_zee;
* Not Down in Any Map, Sawyer, Jack and Moby Dick by

lenina20

♥

While I wrote..

* Desmond/Sayid, locked in a cabin but not bored as the prompt requested for

maewe [porny];
* Eddie, Jake and Roland from The Dark Tower Series, 'why didn't you tell me?' for

lasamy [gen];
* Desmond/Charlie, wet for

toestastegood [not so porny but slashy];
* Eddie gets strip searched (always Dark Tower series) for

falafel_fiction [gen];
* Desmond/Sayid, Des goes searching for Sayid after Penny rescues the people left behind for

homoprinsessa [porny];
* Kate/Sawyer, This Ain't a Love Song for

lenina20 [angsty];
* Dean Winchester and Boone meet in a bar for

bobbinrob [slashy];
* Sun/Juliet, sting for

austen [slashy];
* Athos/D'Artagnan, mock sword fight for

zelda_zee [slashy];
* Sam/Dean, dream set during Mystery Spot for

chibi_saru11 [porny but Italian only so it's here just for my reference];
* Karl/Alex, psychedelic exploding daisies for

bachlava [het but no porn];
* Sayid, justice wears a skirt (!!) for

aussiephil [gen and NOT crack; alas, very angsty and I'm considering doing a separate entry for it anyway];
* Jack porny snippets all set to the wonderful theme of drugs consisting in Jack/Sawyer, Jack/Charlie, Jack/Boone, Jack/Desmond and Jack/Sayid for

alemyriddin;

And I guess that's all! *phew that was hard*