two Dean/Castiel fics originally written for the deancastiel Secr

Title: The Art Of Cooking Healthy Cheeseburgers (or how Castiel turned out to be insufferably good at it)
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Castiel, Sam, Bobby
Rating: PG-13, mostly for some swearing.
Warnings: if you hate meat you probably don’t want to read this. Otherwise, none really.
Spoilers: goes AR from the S5 finale, so everything up to that point.
Word Count: ~7500
Summary: Where Castiel is set on cooking for Dean the healthiest bacon cheeseburger that can be managed, Sam helps as much as he’s allowed and Bobby does, too, mostly because he cares about his kitchen (or so he says).
A/N:  written for the prompts fallen!Castiel discovers that he still loves hamburgers, and so does Dean. Castiel recruits Bobby and/or Sam to teach him how to grill the perfect hamburger for Dean and Sam, Dean, and Castiel have a rare opportunity to cook for themselves rather than go to a shitty diner. Cue a visit to the grocery store, with lots of time being spent in the meat section, except that here it’s just Sam and Castiel going to said store. Many thanks to wandersfound for betaing.

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Title: Here, there and everywhere
Pairing: 2009!Dean/2009!Castiel/2014!Castiel
Rating: NC17
Warnings: threesome, angst galore, mentions of drugs, sort-of-attempted-last-resort suicide if you see it that way, not too graphic descriptions of withdrawal, anything you’d expect with future!Cas in the picture.
Spoilers: for 5x04.
Word Count: ~8300.
Summary: Lucifer sends future!Cas back to 2009. Things don’t go as the devil expects, though.
A/N: written for the prompt future!Cas is sent back in time by Samifer to screw with Present!Dean and Cas. Cas doesn't like what he sees. Threesomes are always welcome! With bonus angst, sexytimes, whump and sort-of-plot as specified in the likings. A million thanks to cassiopeia7 who did an excellent beta job in the nick of time and deserves all the praise she can get. Title stolen from a Beatles song.

two Dean/Castiel fics originally written for the deancastiel Se

Title: The Art Of Cooking Healthy Cheeseburgers (or how Castiel turned out to be insufferably good at it)
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Castiel, Sam, Bobby
Rating: PG-13, mostly for some swearing.
Warnings: if you hate meat you probably don’t want to read this. Otherwise, none really.
Spoilers: goes AR from the S5 finale, so everything up to that point.
Word Count: ~7500
Summary: Where Castiel is set on cooking for Dean the healthiest bacon cheeseburger that can be managed, Sam helps as much as he’s allowed and Bobby does, too, mostly because he cares about his kitchen (or so he says).
A/N:  written for the prompts fallen!Castiel discovers that he still loves hamburgers, and so does Dean. Castiel recruits Bobby and/or Sam to teach him how to grill the perfect hamburger for Dean and Sam, Dean, and Castiel have a rare opportunity to cook for themselves rather than go to a shitty diner. Cue a visit to the grocery store, with lots of time being spent in the meat section, except that here it’s just Sam and Castiel going to said store. Many thanks to wandersfound for betaing.

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Title: Here, there and everywhere
Pairing: 2009!Dean/2009!Castiel/2014!Castiel
Rating: NC17
Warnings: threesome, angst galore, mentions of drugs, sort-of-attempted-last-resort suicide if you see it that way, not too graphic descriptions of withdrawal, anything you’d expect with future!Cas in the picture.
Spoilers: for 5x04.
Word Count: ~8300.
Summary: Lucifer sends future!Cas back to 2009. Things don’t go as the devil expects, though.
A/N: written for the prompt future!Cas is sent back in time by Samifer to screw with Present!Dean and Cas. Cas doesn't like what he sees. Threesomes are always welcome! With bonus angst, sexytimes, whump and sort-of-plot as specified in the likings. A million thanks to cassiopeia7 who did an excellent beta job in the nick of time and deserves all the praise she can get. Title stolen from a Beatles song.

fic, stonehenge apocalypse/rps: the one where a great friendship... (Jacob, Misha), G

Yes, I wrote Stonehenge Apocalypse fic among the rest. I'm still not over wondering how it happened, but I own up to my things.

Title: the one where a great friendship starts because of dill pickles
Characters: Jacob Glaser, Misha Collins.
Word count: around 2500.
Warnings: crack, half rps, crack.
Summary: where Jacob survived the explosion and ends up meeting his double at the supermarket because they both want the last jar of dill pickles.
A/N: originally written for faurefowl at santapocalypse; my prompt was Misha and Jacob meet and become friends. Pickles are involved somehow. It’s kind of crack without any redeeming value or pretense to be even remotely realistic. Don't ask me where it came from because I have no idea and I don't even write RPS, but it was fun.

fic, stonehenge apocalypse/rps: the one where a great friendship... (Jacob, Misha), G

Yes, I wrote Stonehenge Apocalypse fic among the rest. I'm still not over wondering how it happened, but I own up to my things.

Title: the one where a great friendship starts because of dill pickles
Characters: Jacob Glaser, Misha Collins.
Word count: around 2500.
Warnings: crack, half rps, crack.
Summary: where Jacob survived the explosion and ends up meeting his double at the supermarket because they both want the last jar of dill pickles.
A/N: originally written for faurefowl at santapocalypse; my prompt was Misha and Jacob meet and become friends. Pickles are involved somehow. It’s kind of crack without any redeeming value or pretense to be even remotely realistic. Don't ask me where it came from because I have no idea and I don't even write RPS, but it was fun.