porn battle ficlets dump [boardwalk empire, deadwood, maurice]

Hi, this is me cleaning house and trying to post comment fic starting with the porn battle fills. Next round should be the ASOIAF ones.

Boardwalk Empire

Title: my first love was a murderer [AO3]
Pairing: Jimmy/Richard
Rating: NC17
Word count: 1500 ca
Spoilers: tag to 2x05
Warnings: er, codependency, people who kill others for a living, PTSD.
Disclaimer: Boardwalk Empire belongs to HBO and nothing is mine. Sadly for me.
Summary: Richard knows why he’s kissing Jimmy – because he’s the only one who gets it, because he can look at him and see more than just a missing half of his face, because they’re both the same kind of wreck and because Jimmy is the best thing that’s ever happened to him. He just doesn’t know why he’s doing it now.
A/N: written for the latest porn battle round for the prompts masks and adrenaline; title stolen from The Horrible Crowes. Also hi, I had to write this damned pairing at some point.

Deadwood

Title: my love is unusual [AO3]
Pairing: Jane/Joanie
Rating: NC17
Word count: 720
Spoilers: for S3
Warnings: none that I can think of.
Disclaimer: Deadwood doesn't belong to me, otherwise they wouldn't have canceled it.
Summary: Jane shakes whenever Joanie takes off her clothes.
A/N: written for the latest porn battle round for the prompts tricks and tremble; title stolen from Stone Temple Pilots.

Maurice

Title: I'd have you anytime [AO3]
Pairing: Maurice/Alec
Rating: NC17
Word count: 905
Spoilers: for the end of the book.
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: Maurice belongs to E. M. Forster (or belonged to, technicalities), and the movie belongs to Merchant/Ivory and I own nothing.
Summary: “I asked you to be here with me, and you never came. And before we’re gone, I will have you here.” Or, wherein they totally did it in the boathouse.
A/N: written for the latest porn battle round for the prompts boathouse, hips and lust; title stolen from George Harrison. Also, this is unrepentant happy stuff.

fic, asoiaf: where you invest your love you invest your life (Jaime/Brienne, Daenerys), PG13

Title: where you invest your love you invest your life [AO3]
Pairing/Characters: Jaime/Brienne; Daenerys
Rating: PG13
Word count: 2600 ca
Spoilers: basically until AFFC, blink-and-miss-it reference to Dany's general storyline in ADWD.
Warnings: none really.
Disclaimer: GRRM owns, I don't.
Summary: what he thinks of Brienne has always been his business alone and he isn't sure that he wants to share it with the new queen. He hadn't particularly wanted to share the rest, either - after all, Brienne is the only one who's seen him at such a low point and he doesn't mind it because it was her. Not Daenerys Targaryen. Then again, if he wants half a chance to at least talk to the wench one last time, he has to tell her.
A/N: written this summer for a comment fic fest at jaimexbrienne; the prompt was In the dungeons of the Dragon Queen, Jaime saves his skin by telling her stories of his lady love.. Goes unsaid that this is so never going to happen, but let's just pretend it does. Title from Mumford & Sons.

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fic, asoiaf: with a wonder and a wild desire (Jaime/Brienne), NC17

Title: with a wonder and a wild desire [AO3]
Pairing: Jaime/Brienne
Rating: NC17
Word count: 3300
Spoilers: slight up until AFFC but you'd probably be safe with having read ASOS.
Warnings: d/s tones, dirty talk, scar kink, no plot whatsoever.
Disclaimer: they're GRRM's. Not mine.
Summary: where Jaime has a dirty mouth and Brienne likes it just a bit too much. And it's just the beginning of it.
A/N: written for the second comment fic meme at got_exchange. And most probably the kinkiest het porn I ever wrote. What's with me and this pairing. Endless thanks to thespiansparkle who had the dubious luck to beta this when she didn't even know the fandom.

( “Then be courteous and let me hear you. Why shouldn’t I want to know how much you like it when I fuck you?” )

fic, asoiaf: nearly beloved (Jaime/Brienne), R

Title: nearly beloved [AO3]
Pairing: Jaime/Brienne
Rating: R
Word count: 820
Spoilers: for AFFC.
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: GRRM owns them and Wallflowers own the title.
Summary: At the beginning she mostly followed his lead, but now she doesn’t anymore and when she kisses him first, her tongue meeting his and that soft swell of her bottom lip moving against his own he selfishly thinks that maybe he’s glad that no one else but him knows about how good it feels to kiss her.
A/N: written for the last porn battle round, for the prompts kissing and mouth. Totally wishful thinking as usual.

( There are times when Jaime pities Ronnet Connington. )

fic, asoiaf: I got you (Jaime/Brienne), NC17

Title: I got you [AO3]
Pairing: Jaime/Brienne
Rating: NC17
Word count: 1440
Spoilers: for AFFC.
Warnings: none really.
Disclaimer: GRRM owns them and the title is from Stone Temple Pilots.
Summary: He found out all the places that make her moan and writhe and she found the ones that make him flush and tremble, and he likes that there are no expectations from him.
A/N: written for this summer's porn battle round; the prompts were warmth and sweet.

( The last winter wasn’t as cold as this one, Jaime thinks often – but maybe he’s wrong and that long summer made him forget. )

fic, asoiaf: these tornadoes are for you (Jaime/Brienne), light NC17

Title: these tornadoes are for you [AO3]
Pairing: Jaime/Brienne
Rating: light NC17
Word count:
Spoilers: heavy for AFFC. Could easily be set after the Jaime chapter in ADWD but it's optional, it wasn't written with ADWD in mind.
Warnings: er, sword-fighting?
Disclaimer: GRRM owns them and I only wish it'd go like this. Title from Richard Siken. (I'm not worthy.)
Summary: “Wench, I recall you fighting a lot better last time.”
A/N: written for lenina20 during the latest five acts round; the prompt was fight turning into a heated situation. More or less.

( Brienne isn’t fighting for real. )