Uuuuhm. Weeelll. Talk a lot. Or better, Lester would totally attempt dirty talk and Jeff would just lay back and go with it.
2. Who has prettier hair
Lol well obviously Lester. Since he actually HAS some hair.
3. What they argue about most often
The tracklisting of their first album! They know it's going to be covers because they're still not so famous that they can afford original material, but Jeff would like more 80s things while Lester is totally set on more hair metal.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Sorry, they're a single entity. If one goes, the other follows.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Big Mike DOES become their manager, they buy some horrible costumes, they do another Bon Jovi cover and put it on youtube. Somehow they start getting a million hits and they gain a cult following and they get a record out with some small record company and they live happily ever after, putting a youtube video after another online and getting a million hits on each.
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Date: 2011-07-20 08:54 pm (UTC)And OH SURE THING!
1. What they most commonly do during sex:
Uuuuhm. Weeelll. Talk a lot. Or better, Lester would totally attempt dirty talk and Jeff would just lay back and go with it.
2. Who has prettier hair
Lol well obviously Lester. Since he actually HAS some hair.
3. What they argue about most often
The tracklisting of their first album! They know it's going to be covers because they're still not so famous that they can afford original material, but Jeff would like more 80s things while Lester is totally set on more hair metal.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Sorry, they're a single entity. If one goes, the other follows.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Big Mike DOES become their manager, they buy some horrible costumes, they do another Bon Jovi cover and put it on youtube. Somehow they start getting a million hits and they gain a cult following and they get a record out with some small record company and they live happily ever after, putting a youtube video after another online and getting a million hits on each.