I think they bite each other a lot. She tries not to, he goes with it - it's not like he can do lasting damage if he isn't turned anyway.
2. Who has prettier hair
Duh, CAROLINE. Sorry Tyler, but you can't beat all that lovely, curly, soft blonde. Tho Tyler's hair in the last two eps was awesomecakes.
3. What they argue about most often
Well, she wants to be there when he turns and he doesn't.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Uuuhm. *ponders* Maybe Caroline? She's a tough cookie and I'm not so sure that he'd cope with her dying so well.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Uhm. They fall in love, parents find out about their respective true nature, everyone is horrified, they get kicked out, Caroline thinks that since Elena moved into the Salvatore mansion with her brother no one will say no to them and no one says no. So they move in with Elena/not-dark-side!Stefan/Jeremy/Damon/Alaric and the latter two spend their time facepalming because they never asked for any of this but it's not like they'll ever kick everyone out. And everyone has lots of sex, Tyler gets to turn in the Salvatore cellar with Caroline sipping donated blood outside and there's an entire support system and everyone lives happily ever after.
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Date: 2011-07-21 07:41 am (UTC)1. What they most commonly do during sex
I think they bite each other a lot. She tries not to, he goes with it - it's not like he can do lasting damage if he isn't turned anyway.
2. Who has prettier hair
Duh, CAROLINE. Sorry Tyler, but you can't beat all that lovely, curly, soft blonde. Tho Tyler's hair in the last two eps was awesomecakes.
3. What they argue about most often
Well, she wants to be there when he turns and he doesn't.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Uuuhm. *ponders* Maybe Caroline? She's a tough cookie and I'm not so sure that he'd cope with her dying so well.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Uhm. They fall in love, parents find out about their respective true nature, everyone is horrified, they get kicked out, Caroline thinks that since Elena moved into the Salvatore mansion with her brother no one will say no to them and no one says no. So they move in with Elena/not-dark-side!Stefan/Jeremy/Damon/Alaric and the latter two spend their time facepalming because they never asked for any of this but it's not like they'll ever kick everyone out. And everyone has lots of sex, Tyler gets to turn in the Salvatore cellar with Caroline sipping donated blood outside and there's an entire support system and everyone lives happily ever after.