janie_tangerine | the vampire porn 3x14 'dangerous liasons' (Reply)

1. Show STOP PUTTING THIS VERY PRETTY PEOPLE IN FORMAL WEAR, you're causing me problems with paying attention to the plot because everyone is too good-looking for me to care about the rest.

2. That said, congratulations are in order.

2a. Congrats Matt for having managed NOT to die this time as well. Seriously, that's a feat! Also is it bad that I actually like him and Rebekah? I can't even. Someone should cover his insurance though. :(

2b. Congrats Damon for having finally understood that when you have a problem, you don't kill people or destroy things BUT you can have hatesex! I mean, him and Rebekah making out is definitely an improvement over killing poor girls on the highway or destroying his brother's possessions, right?

3. That said Damon seriously just hook up with your BFF okay, you'll be spared a lot of heartbreak and I won't have to think that I want to hug you every time that you have existential angst issues..

4. That said, if Elena has issues with Damon not letting her do what she wants she's probably justified.

5. That said, SOMEONE JUST - WHY DID I EVEN START SHIPPING STEFAN/ELENA gosh people my feelings, those two are just too - I can't. And while I do probably agree with the Elijah/Klaus party which last time said that both of them are bad for her and she'd be better off with Matt I just can't - Stefan you can try whatever you want but you DO GIVE A SHIT. And she still trusts him and - oh seriously okay, I'm just gonna shut up.

6. Caroline is still too awesome for this world. Seriously.

7. That said idek what they're doing with the Klaus/Caroline thing - I mean, nice to know that he has a human side other than endless Freudian issues with ~~Balthazar~~ his daddy, but I really can't see them hooking up when he has a) killed Jenna, b) sired Tyler, c) made Stefan shut off his feelings (and heck Stefan is still the equivalent to Caroline's AA vampire sponsor if we don't count that he was Elena's boyfriend), d) everything else. Oh well I'll be here seeing how it goes.

8. I knew ~~Eloise~~ Esther had a plan ~~does this woman get typecast as a mother that kills her own kid(s) in any show I watch?~~, but NOOOO NOT ELIJAH ;____; also hey nice, YOU turn them into vamps and then ooops, I did a stupid thing, LET'S KILL THEM? I mean, technically speaking she did it all herself... :/

9. That said, the brother who tried to kill Matt can go for all I care. Elijah can stay. I guess Rebekah can stay too? Not that it matters now since either something happens or they're all dying, which I so totally don't buy since otherwise what do they even do until the finale?

10. Also: OH ALARIC THANK THE FSM THAT YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL. Okay, I missed his face but just - people stop killing him okay, I can't take it.

11. In conclusion MY FEELINGS I HAVE A LOT OF THEM ALSO: Salvatores in tux should happen a lot more. And nn when Elena walked inside with the two of them - NNN. Also Damon and Stefan punching it out - I can't have it enough.

12. And just let me say it, but seeing Damon being thrown off-guard because now HE's the one with feelings that might be a liability is just.. if I didn't want to hug him I'd think that it's too amusing to be real. Damon come on, in a couple of centuries maybe you can just learn to deal with it, mmh?

13. I missed Bonnie though :( and Ric, but I won't be too upset about that one.

14. In conclusion: SHOW YOU'RE TOO AWESOME STAY AWESOME THANK YOU.

I shall now go ~~writing for the porn battle~~ studying. Maybe. Hopefully.