Since you're gone my empty arms have nothing left to hold

Oh dear WHAT HAVE I DONE FF WHAT HAVE I DONE. The luau is already making damage here.

: the perks of being a space pirate
: light NC17
: Charlie/Desmond, then ORGY. And when I say ORGY, I mean ORGY. In capital letters.
: 6500
: the Lost/Firefly fusion where Sawyer has a ship, Miles is his second-in-command, Desmond is the ship's priest, a bunch of other people are there, the key word on the ship is free love and Charlie is the musician Sawyer just hired. And where the hero of Canton is Sayid, but he hates that song.
: er, AU? For Lost none really, for Firefly general premises and some stuff but really, it's a fusion so no one from Firefly actually appears.
: I don't own anything. Joss Whedon, please forgive me for this. Darlton not so much.
: the gracious Queen toestastegood asked for 'the future' lostsquee luau. Today, I spent six hours in a library copying notes regarding Kant. I had the idea while doing that. Obviously it probably means I need my head checked, but still. I also wrote it while listening on repeat to the original Hero Of Canton song, and I probably shouldn't have. This is crack, sort of, so my only advice would be: don't take it too seriously. And I hope it fits the bill. ;) and since I'm here, using for au_abc, outerspace, and au_bingo, criminals. Oh dear what have I done. Also: all the planet names were used on Firefly and Wikipedia says it. I don't have the imagination for coming up with that kind of stuff.

( Our love for him now ain't hard to explain, the Hero Of Canton, the man they call Sayid. )