fic, the vampire diaries: coming around (Damon/Alaric), R

Title: coming around
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: R
Words: 1045
Spoilers: set after 2x21 and before 2x22.
Warnings: there's drinking and hungover people.
Summary: the problem is that Alaric might have been drunk last evening, but not so drunk that he doesn’t remember what happened before he woke up naked in a bed with Damon Salvatore.
A/N: originally written for sandrine at the five acts exchange; the prompts were morning after, forgiveness and rough sex, though it's more of the former. Title stolen from Steve Earle.

( He remembers being at the Grill, and then Damon showing up as usual, and it was one of those times where he didn’t feel like punching the bastard. )

fic, the vampire diaries: coming around (Damon/Alaric), R

Title: coming around
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: R
Words: 1045
Spoilers: set after 2x21 and before 2x22.
Warnings: there's drinking and hungover people.
Summary: the problem is that Alaric might have been drunk last evening, but not so drunk that he doesn’t remember what happened before he woke up naked in a bed with Damon Salvatore.
A/N: originally written for sandrine at the five acts exchange; the prompts were morning after, forgiveness and rough sex, though it's more of the former. Title stolen from Steve Earle.

( He remembers being at the Grill, and then Damon showing up as usual, and it was one of those times where he didn’t feel like punching the bastard. )

fic, the vampire diaries: the family business (Damon/Alaric, Stefan), R, CRACK

Title: the family business
Pairing/Characters: Damon/Alaric, Stefan (Stefan/Elena implied)
Rating: R
Words: 2270
Spoilers: it's an AU. But I guess there are some until 1x21, since there's some canon sneaking in.
Warnings: utter crack, some knifeplay/bloodplay, a lot of swearing.
Summary: where Damon and Alaric are porn actors, Stefan directs them in movies, shooting porn movies is the Salvatore family business and Stefan's life sucks. A lot.
A/N: originally written for gottalovev at the five acts exchange; the prompts were pining/obliviousness and knifeplay. I reiterate the warnings. This is utter crack. Don't take it seriously. Using for my au_bingo actors square.

( It’s official: Stefan’s life sucks. He’s this close to share it with the world on fml.com, but he’s pretty sure that most people wouldn’t believe him if he did. )

fic, the vampire diaries: the family business (Damon/Alaric, Stefan), R, CRACK

Title: the family business
Pairing/Characters: Damon/Alaric, Stefan (Stefan/Elena implied)
Rating: R
Words: 2270
Spoilers: it's an AU. But I guess there are some until 1x21, since there's some canon sneaking in.
Warnings: utter crack, some knifeplay/bloodplay, a lot of swearing.
Summary: where Damon and Alaric are porn actors, Stefan directs them in movies, shooting porn movies is the Salvatore family business and Stefan's life sucks. A lot.
A/N: originally written for gottalovev at the five acts exchange; the prompts were pining/obliviousness and knifeplay. I reiterate the warnings. This is utter crack. Don't take it seriously. Using for my au_bingo actors square.

( It’s official: Stefan’s life sucks. He’s this close to share it with the world on fml.com, but he’s pretty sure that most people wouldn’t believe him if he did. )

fic, the vampire diaries: pink lace and strange (Damon/Alaric), NC17

Title: pink lace and strange
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: NC17
Words: 871
Spoilers: none really. Set in late S1 I guess, but there's nothing mentioned.
Warnings: crossdressing.
Summary: the last thing Damon was expecting was to push down the fly on Alaric’s jeans and find panties.
A/N: originally written for miya_tenaka at the five acts exchange; the prompt was crossdressing. Title sort of stolen from Nirvana even if it's reworked. Btw, it's totally smut without any hint of plot.

( Now, surprising Damon Salvatore is something that is very, very hard to accomplish. )

fic, the vampire diaries: pink lace and strange (Damon/Alaric), NC17

Title: pink lace and strange
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: NC17
Words: 871
Spoilers: none really. Set in late S1 I guess, but there's nothing mentioned.
Warnings: crossdressing.
Summary: the last thing Damon was expecting was to push down the fly on Alaric’s jeans and find panties.
A/N: originally written for miya_tenaka at the five acts exchange; the prompt was crossdressing. Title sort of stolen from Nirvana even if it's reworked. Btw, it's totally smut without any hint of plot.

( Now, surprising Damon Salvatore is something that is very, very hard to accomplish. )

fic, the vampire diaries: sometimes you can't make it on your own (Alaric/Damon/Elena), NC17

Title: sometimes you can't make it on your own
Pairing: Alaric/Damon/Elena (sorta)
Rating: NC17
Words: 2474
Spoilers: up until 1x22. The S2 premiere totally ruled this out, but take it as an AU coda to the S1 finale.
Warnings: er, threesome where just two people strictly have sex and one of them is seventeen.
Summary: “We just agreed that even you wouldn’t deserve that kind of treatment,” Elena says, still looking at him, “and he proposed that I gave him a small hand.” She winks at him then, and Damon wishes he could really process all of this.
A/N: originally written for mollivanders at the five acts exchange; the prompts were on the run, confessions and dangerous situations. Idek what I was thinking but the threesome was on the pairing list and I couldn't resist. Also this was written before the premiere and then the show went in the completely opposite direction so just ignore S2. ;) Title stolen from U2.

( He’s sitting in between Alaric and Elena and for the first time in his life he doesn’t have a fucking idea of what to say. )

fic, the vampire diaries: sometimes you can't make it on your own (Alaric/Damon/Elena), NC17

Title: sometimes you can't make it on your own
Pairing: Alaric/Damon/Elena (sorta)
Rating: NC17
Words: 2474
Spoilers: up until 1x22. The S2 premiere totally ruled this out, but take it as an AU coda to the S1 finale.
Warnings: er, threesome where just two people strictly have sex and one of them is seventeen.
Summary: “We just agreed that even you wouldn’t deserve that kind of treatment,” Elena says, still looking at him, “and he proposed that I gave him a small hand.” She winks at him then, and Damon wishes he could really process all of this.
A/N: originally written for mollivanders at the five acts exchange; the prompts were on the run, confessions and dangerous situations. Idek what I was thinking but the threesome was on the pairing list and I couldn't resist. Also this was written before the premiere and then the show went in the completely opposite direction so just ignore S2. ;) Title stolen from U2.

( He’s sitting in between Alaric and Elena and for the first time in his life he doesn’t have a fucking idea of what to say. )