Since you're gone my empty arms have nothing left to hold

Okay, dump of the all the exchange fic I've written this year that wasn't the Dean/Cas one. Fandoms are totally and utterly not related.

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SPN/Vampire Diaries

Title: make it up as we go along [AO3]
Pairing: Rebekah/Castiel
Rating: NC17
Word count: 5800 ca
Spoilers: up to 3x09 for VD; up to 7x02 for SPN.
Warnings: uhm, a character has permanent scars on his face. There’s some extremely tame biting going on during the sexytimes part of this, but that’s it.
Disclaimer: SPN belongs to Eric Kripke/the CW/etc etc, VD belongs to their respective creators, the title is blatantly stolen from a Talking Heads song, none of this is mine. Sadly for me.
Summary: wherein Rebekah hadn’t thought that asking someone if she could buy him a drink would lead her to make a deal a with former angel who doesn’t understand a pick-up line when he hears one.
A/N: written for this year's round at xover_exchange for the prompts: VD/SPN, Rebekah/Castiel, gen or romantic; lust; let’s make a deal no specific scenario was provided so I just went with the general ones. Endless thanks to ilfirin_estel for betaing this – it would have been a lot less coherent without her input. <3

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Lost

Title: the curse
Pairing/Characters: Boone/Richard, Jacob
Rating: PG13
Word count: 5600 ca
Warnings: uhm, one of the characters is a ghost. I think that’s it. Set in late S1 but implies having seen the entire series.
Summary: “I know that his touch killed you because he did the same to me, once. But I fear it was for opposite reasons.” or, where Boone might be dead and Richard might be immortal, but the reason is the same and the result isn’t that different after all.
A/N: written for sunsetdawn20 at this year's Lost HoHoHo exchange at lostsquee for the prompts: being touched by Jacob is like the mark of Cain, plus angst, plus rare ship and Boone & Richard from the favorite characters section. Also, there’s some kind of wacky theorizing going on and I took some liberties with the whole Jacob-touched-people-from-flight-815 business. Title stolen from a Josh Ritter song.

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Don Giovanni (aka, awesome rare fandom is awesome)

Title: il catalogo è questo [AO3]
Pairings/Characters: Don Giovanni/Leporello
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 5500 ca
Warnings: none that I can think of.
Summary: Leporello keeps two lists.
Disclaimer: while everything is public domain by now I guess, all this is based on the Mozart/Da Ponte opera and I own nothing.
A/N: written for brandy_took for this year's Yuletide (originally posted on AO3 at the link above). Uhm, so, I wrote opera fic and I totally don't regret it even if it felt weird to make them talk in English, and really this is here just for archiving purposes. But considering that this kind of was my first slash ship in history I'll admit that I had a crack writing it.

Uhm. So I went back to the drabble meme with the idea of finishing today.

Guess what, I spent two hours on this. I swear the other ones ARE coming at some point soon, but apparently you all gave me awesome prompts and I can't keep it short. I don't even - I'm too wordy.

Title: if you just let me follow you down
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: pg13
Word count: ∼2500
Summary: wherein Alaric takes matters into own his hands regarding Damon's situation, or at least he tries. And sorry for the sucky summary but every other way I word it, it'd be spoilery for the last episode aired.
Spoilers: for 2x21 and blink-and-miss one for the 2x22 promo.
Warnings: uhm, well, none that I can think of, but it isn't exactly happy stuff.
A/N: ozmissage asked for badass!Alaric/Alaric being awesome at that drabble meme (with bonus Damon). Uhm. THIS IS SO NOT A DRABBLE and after today's episode I kind of had to go there but I hope it pleases. ;) using for my poisoning square for hc_bingo and my other: near death square for kissbingo. Title from Bob Dylan.

( Stefan hasn’t even finished talking when Alaric asks the question. )

Okay, this be round one. You'll probably get another post in a short while with a number of mixed fandoms. Sorry in advance for spamming.

Damon/Alaric:

a question of types
damon/alaric; pg; 900+ words; general S1 spoilers, set after 1x12; no warnings; not mine.
Wherein Damon crashes Alaric's first date in ages and not just for the kick of it.
Originally written for gottalovev at the five acts exchange for the prompt jealousy.

scar tissue
damon/alaric; pg13; 1000+ words; general S1 spoilers; warnings: scar kink; not mine.
Damon has a thing for scars. Alaric fails to find it as disturbing as it could be.
Originally written for ozmissage at the five acts exchange for the prompts scars and kissing; using for my kissbingo square experimental: hickey.

Tyler/Caroline:

I'm looking through you
tyler/caroline; r-ish; 531 words; spoilers for 2x11; warnings for light scar description; not mine.

Originally written for crickets at the five acts exchange for the prompt scars.

Title: I'm looking through you
Pairing: Tyler/Caroline
Rating: r-ish
Word count: 500+
Summary: Sometimes she looks back at him and then tears her eyes away just after, like she doesn’t want to be caught staring at him because there’s hunger in her stare.
Spoilers: for 2x11.
Warnings: scars description.
A/N: originally written for crickets for the five acts exchange, with the prompt scars. Title from a Beatles song, I still lack imagination.

( When it’s done and Tyler looks at himself in the mirror, he notices that there’s a gash on his stomach. )

Title: a question of types
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: pg
Word count: 912
Summary: wherein Damon crashes Alaric's first date in ages and not just for the kick of it.
Spoilers: uhm, general for S1, set anytime post 1x21.
Warnings: none for this time.
A/N: originally written for gottalovev for the five acts exchange, with the prompt jealousy.

( I had assumed crashing dates was too low for your standards, and I’m still assuming that it is. )

Title: scar tissue
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: pg13
Word count: 1000+
Summary: Damon has a thing for scars. Alaric fails to find it as disturbing as it could be.
Spoilers: general S1, but nothing specific.
Warnings: scar kink.
A/N: originally written for ozmissage for the five acts exchange; prompts were scars and kissing. Using for my kissbingo square experimental: hickey.

( We don’t scar. It doesn’t work like with you. )

Title: things fall apart
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1386
Spoilers: Implies that it's set after the beginning of S2.
Summary: where the world as we know it has ended and both Damon and Alaric try to deal with it. It doesn't necessarily go well most of the time.
Warnings: previous mentioned character death(s), blood drinking, angst overload.
Disclaimer: nothing is mine, very sadly for me.
A/N: for fullonswayzeed for the five acts exchange; it got too long and so I'm posting it in one chunk. Prompts were apocalyptic/post apocalyptic settings and cigarettes. I hope it works for you. ♥ The fever-triggered-Apocalypse device is totally stolen from Stephen King, by the way. Also using for my au_bingo square future: post-apocalypse and my hc_bingo square blood loss.

( Never pegged you for a smoker,” Damon says as Alaric brings the cigarette between his lips and takes a drag. )

coming around
Damon/Alaric; R; 1045 words; set after 2x21 and before 2x22. Warning: drinking happens and drunk people happen; not mine.
The problem is that Alaric might have been drunk last evening, but not so drunk that he doesn’t remember what happened before he woke up naked in a bed with Damon Salvatore.
originally written for sandrine at the five acts exchange; the prompts were morning after, forgiveness and rough sex, though it's more of the former. Title stolen from Steve Earle.

the family business
Damon/Alaric, Stefan; R; 2270 words; total cracky AU with maybe some canon from S1 sneaking in. warning for mild bloodplay, swearing and utter crack; not mine.
where Damon and Alaric are porn actors, Stefan directs them in movies, shooting porn movies is the Salvatore family business and Stefan's life sucks. A lot.
originally written for gottalovev at the five acts exchange; the prompts were pining/obliviousness and knifeplay, though it's more of the former. I reiterate the warnings. This is utter crack. Don't take it seriously.

pink lace and strange
Damon/Alaric; NC17; 870 words; set sometime in late S1, but no spoilers. warning for crossdressing; not mine.
The last thing Damon was expecting was to push down the fly on Alaric’s jeans and find panties.
originally written for miya_tenaka at the five acts exchange; the prompt was crossdressing. Title stolen from Nirvana, with some reworking. If you're looking for plot, then this isn't the fic you want.

sometimes you can't make it on your own
Alaric/Damon/Elena; NC17; 2470 words; up until 1x22. The S2 premiere totally ruled this out, but take it as an AU coda to the S1 finale. warning for threesome where just two people strictly have sex and one of them is seventeen; not mine.
The last thing Damon was expecting was to push down the fly on Alaric’s jeans and find panties.
originally written for mollivanders at thefive acts exchange; the prompts were confessions, dangerous situations and on the run. Title stolen from U2. Also this was written before the premiere and then the show went in the completely opposite direction so just ignore S2.

Title: sometimes you can't make it on your own
Pairing: Alaric/Damon/Elena (sorta)
Rating: NC17
Words: 2474
Spoilers: up until 1x22. The S2 premiere totally ruled this out, but take it as an AU coda to the S1 finale.
Warnings: er, threesome where just two people strictly have sex and one of them is seventeen.
Summary: “We just agreed that even you wouldn’t deserve that kind of treatment,” Elena says, still looking at him, “and he proposed that I gave him a small hand.” She winks at him then, and Damon wishes he could really process all of this.
A/N: originally written for mollivanders at the five acts exchange; the prompts were on the run, confessions and dangerous situations. Idek what I was thinking but the threesome was on the pairing list and I couldn't resist. Also this was written before the premiere and then the show went in the completely opposite direction so just ignore S2. ;) Title stolen from U2.

( He’s sitting in between Alaric and Elena and for the first time in his life he doesn’t have a fucking idea of what to say. )

Title: sometimes you can't make it on your own
Pairing: Alaric/Damon/Elena (sorta)
Rating: NC17
Words: 2474
Spoilers: up until 1x22. The S2 premiere totally ruled this out, but take it as an AU coda to the S1 finale.
Warnings: er, threesome where just two people strictly have sex and one of them is seventeen.
Summary: “We just agreed that even you wouldn’t deserve that kind of treatment,” Elena says, still looking at him, “and he proposed that I gave him a small hand.” She winks at him then, and Damon wishes he could really process all of this.
A/N: originally written for mollivanders at the five acts exchange; the prompts were on the run, confessions and dangerous situations. Idek what I was thinking but the threesome was on the pairing list and I couldn't resist. Also this was written before the premiere and then the show went in the completely opposite direction so just ignore S2. ;) Title stolen from U2.

( He’s sitting in between Alaric and Elena and for the first time in his life he doesn’t have a fucking idea of what to say. )

Title: the family business
Pairing/Characters: Damon/Alaric, Stefan (Stefan/Elena implied)
Rating: R
Words: 2270
Spoilers: it's an AU. But I guess there are some until 1x21, since there's some canon sneaking in.
Warnings: utter crack, some knifeplay/bloodplay, a lot of swearing.
Summary: where Damon and Alaric are porn actors, Stefan directs them in movies, shooting porn movies is the Salvatore family business and Stefan's life sucks. A lot.
A/N: originally written for gottalovev at the five acts exchange; the prompts were pining/obliviousness and knifeplay. I reiterate the warnings. This is utter crack. Don't take it seriously. Using for my au_bingo actors square.

( It’s official: Stefan’s life sucks. He’s this close to share it with the world on fml.com, but he’s pretty sure that most people wouldn’t believe him if he did. )