comment fic dump #2, the literary edition [3 Dark Tower, 1 Oryx and Crake]

Cleaning house, part two: three five acts fics and one from a random comment porn, all grouped because they're book-based.

Dark Tower

Title: three times Cuthbert kissed Roland, and two when he was kissed instead [AO3]
Pairing: Roland/Cuthbert
Rating: pg13
Word count: 1500+
Summary: what the title says.
Spoilers: up until Wizard & Glass.
Warnings: none really?
A/N: originally written for wandersfound for the five acts exchange, with the prompts kissing and hurt/comfort. Lame title is lame.

Title: the dark tower: a space odyssey [AO3]
Characters: Eddie, Roland, Susannah, Jake, Oy
Rating: PG13
Word count: 1700 ca
Spoilers: AU, canon references until The Wastelands, but that's it.
Warnings: crack. Mentions of former heroin addiction and imprisonment on a death sentence, but if you read the original then this is totally tame.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to Stephen King and the title is lovingly stolen from Stanley Kubrick. Nothing is mine.
Summary: All right, it is a serious journey, but you can’t blame Eddie if once in a while he jokes about it; when you’re in space, headed towards a black hole, in company of a crazy scientist, a girl who switches personalities like you turn on and off the light, a still grieving kid and a dog-slash-ferret that repeats what you say, either you make fun of that or you don’t survive. Or: wherein the Dark Tower is a black hole and Roland is the scientist who wants to neutralize it to save the universe along with his small and weird crew.
A/N: written for wandersfound for a comment porn meme ages ago. I totally have no excuses for this. Just go with it, okay?

Title: you were talking about the end of the world [AO3]
Pairing: Roland/Eddie-ish
Rating: PG13
Word count: 1500 ca
Spoilers: until the beginning of book seven, then goes AR.
Warnings: apocalypse? Sorta.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to Stephen King and the title to U2. I don't own zilch. If he wants to give me Eddie I'll be happy, though...
Summary: the last beam falls before the Dark Tower is reached. Roland and Eddie are stuck in Maine until the world moves on for good.
A/N: written for the latest five acts round for raikune; prompts were friends, hurt/comfort (sorta), apocalypse and confessions. Or, hi, I love these two. Sigh.

Oryx and Crake

Title: tell me how all this will ruin us [AO3]
Pairing: Jimmy/Crake
Rating: PG13
Word count: 850
Warnings: use of recreational drugs.
Disclaimer: Oryx and Crake belongs to Margaret Atwood. I'm not worthy.
Summary: “We really are full of faults,” Crake says while Jimmy brings the joint to his lips.
A/N: written for xarixian at a five acts round ages ago. The prompt was shotgunning. Title stolen from Richard Siken. (I'm not worthy, again.)

comment fic dump #3, ASOIAF: the slash edition [jon/sam, robb/theon, jon/robb]

Aand we finally arrived at the ASOIAF stuff. This is all the slash. Hopefully, later, it's het time. Also: the last fic has heavy ASOS/ADWD spoilers in the summary/A/Ns which I hid, but I'm warning here just in case.

Jon/Sam

Title: cover me
Pairing: Jon/Sam
Rating: NC17
Word count: 1750
Spoilers: set during GOT, so none past that.
Warnings: none that I can think of.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to GRRM, title is from Bruce Springsteen, I'm not worthy, I don't own these two or anything else.
Summary: wherein Sam wants to cheer Jon up. And it goes beyond that.
A/N: written for a comment porn post for ozmissage, for the prompt I'll be your brother now.

Title: bless his ever loving heart
Pairing: Jon/Sam
Rating: NC17
Word count: 1500 ca
Spoilers: for 1x04 [this is show-based].
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to HBO and GRRM, the title to Nick Cave, I don't own anything.
Summary: wherein Allister Thorne doesn't interrupt Jon and Sam's conversation about knowing where to put it.
A/N: written for the last porn battle round, for the prompt warmth and trust. Pure self-indulgence.

Title: your kisses, they burn
Pairing: Jon/Sam
Rating: R
Word count: 750 ca
Spoilers: nothing past GOT/S1.
Warnings: light scar kink.
Disclaimer: characters belong to GRRM and not to me, title comes from Bruce Springsteen, I own nothing.
Summary: Sam wouldn’t trade the way Jon touches him for his father’s approval of his actions.
A/N: written for the last five acts round for ozmissage; the prompts were touching and scars.

Jon/Robb

Title: to be by your side [AO3]
Pairing: Jon/Robb
Rating: NC17
Word count: 1500 ca
Spoilers: nothing past the first season of the show.
Warnings: half-sibling incest.
Disclaimer: characters belong to GRRM and this is more show-based than books-based, so let's say everything belongs to HBO and the title belongs to Nick Cave. Nothing is mine.
Summary: Jon comes home. Robb is waiting for him.
A/N: written ages ago for toestastegood in a comment porn meme; the prompt was summer is coming. This is totally NOT ever going to happen, er.

Robb/Theon

Title: don't look back [ACOK spoilers] [AO3
Pairing: Robb/Theon
Rating: PG13
Word count:
Spoilers: for early ACOK, then goes AU.
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to GRRM, the title is from Bruce Springsteen, I own nothing.
Summary: wherein Theon sides with Robb instead of his father.
A/N: or: AR that IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. Written for the first comment fic meme at got_exchange.

Title: we had the greatest expectations [AO3]
Pairing: Robb/Theon (sort of. Very sort of.), implied Robb/Jeyne Westerling
Rating: R
Word count: 3600
Spoilers: for ASOS/ADWD, so if you haven't read those just steer clear.
Warnings: [highlight since some could be triggering and spoilery] mentions of past torture, implied past Theon/Ramsay non-con, PTSD, everything you'd expect if you read Theon's ADWD chapters.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to GRRM and the title is from Gaslight Anthem. I don't own.
Summary: [spoilery so highlight to read]where Robb doesn't die at the Red Wedding and Theon is still in the Dreadfort. Until Robb gets there with his army.
A/N: written for the second comment fic meme at got_exchange; the prompt was Robb/Theon happening in a verse where [spoilery, highlight to read] Robb hadn't gone to the Red Wedding but Theon still got through the Ramsay Bolton treatment, so just pretend that Robb hadn't been at the RW at all but everyone else that was there still died. There could be a sequel to this, if I can manage to sort out in my head what goes on after this is over. Also, angst galore.