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janie_tangerineCleaning house, part two: three five acts fics and one from a random comment porn, all grouped because they're book-based.
Dark Tower
Title: three times Cuthbert kissed Roland, and two when he was kissed instead [AO3]
Pairing: Roland/Cuthbert
Rating: pg13
Word count: 1500+
Summary: what the title says.
Spoilers: up until Wizard & Glass.
Warnings: none really?
A/N: originally written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wandersfound for the five acts exchange, with the prompts kissing and hurt/comfort. Lame title is lame.
Title: the dark tower: a space odyssey [AO3]
Characters: Eddie, Roland, Susannah, Jake, Oy
Rating: PG13
Word count: 1700 ca
Spoilers: AU, canon references until The Wastelands, but that's it.
Warnings: crack. Mentions of former heroin addiction and imprisonment on a death sentence, but if you read the original then this is totally tame.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to Stephen King and the title is lovingly stolen from Stanley Kubrick. Nothing is mine.
Summary: All right, it is a serious journey, but you can’t blame Eddie if once in a while he jokes about it; when you’re in space, headed towards a black hole, in company of a crazy scientist, a girl who switches personalities like you turn on and off the light, a still grieving kid and a dog-slash-ferret that repeats what you say, either you make fun of that or you don’t survive. Or: wherein the Dark Tower is a black hole and Roland is the scientist who wants to neutralize it to save the universe along with his small and weird crew.
A/N: written forwandersfound for a comment porn meme ages ago. I totally have no excuses for this. Just go with it, okay?
Title: you were talking about the end of the world [AO3]
Pairing: Roland/Eddie-ish
Rating: PG13
Word count: 1500 ca
Spoilers: until the beginning of book seven, then goes AR.
Warnings: apocalypse? Sorta.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to Stephen King and the title to U2. I don't own zilch. If he wants to give me Eddie I'll be happy, though...
Summary: the last beam falls before the Dark Tower is reached. Roland and Eddie are stuck in Maine until the world moves on for good.
A/N: written for the latest five acts round forraikune; prompts were friends, hurt/comfort (sorta), apocalypse and confessions. Or, hi, I love these two. Sigh.
Oryx and Crake
Title: tell me how all this will ruin us [AO3]
Pairing: Jimmy/Crake
Rating: PG13
Word count: 850
Warnings: use of recreational drugs.
Disclaimer: Oryx and Crake belongs to Margaret Atwood. I'm not worthy.
Summary: “We really are full of faults,” Crake says while Jimmy brings the joint to his lips.
A/N: written forxarixian at a five acts round ages ago. The prompt was shotgunning. Title stolen from Richard Siken. (I'm not worthy, again.)
Dark Tower
Title: three times Cuthbert kissed Roland, and two when he was kissed instead [AO3]
Pairing: Roland/Cuthbert
Rating: pg13
Word count: 1500+
Summary: what the title says.
Spoilers: up until Wizard & Glass.
Warnings: none really?
A/N: originally written for
wandersfound for the five acts exchange, with the prompts kissing and hurt/comfort. Lame title is lame.Title: the dark tower: a space odyssey [AO3]
Characters: Eddie, Roland, Susannah, Jake, Oy
Rating: PG13
Word count: 1700 ca
Spoilers: AU, canon references until The Wastelands, but that's it.
Warnings: crack. Mentions of former heroin addiction and imprisonment on a death sentence, but if you read the original then this is totally tame.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to Stephen King and the title is lovingly stolen from Stanley Kubrick. Nothing is mine.
Summary: All right, it is a serious journey, but you can’t blame Eddie if once in a while he jokes about it; when you’re in space, headed towards a black hole, in company of a crazy scientist, a girl who switches personalities like you turn on and off the light, a still grieving kid and a dog-slash-ferret that repeats what you say, either you make fun of that or you don’t survive. Or: wherein the Dark Tower is a black hole and Roland is the scientist who wants to neutralize it to save the universe along with his small and weird crew.
A/N: written for
wandersfound for a comment porn meme ages ago. I totally have no excuses for this. Just go with it, okay?Title: you were talking about the end of the world [AO3]
Pairing: Roland/Eddie-ish
Rating: PG13
Word count: 1500 ca
Spoilers: until the beginning of book seven, then goes AR.
Warnings: apocalypse? Sorta.
Disclaimer: everything belongs to Stephen King and the title to U2. I don't own zilch. If he wants to give me Eddie I'll be happy, though...
Summary: the last beam falls before the Dark Tower is reached. Roland and Eddie are stuck in Maine until the world moves on for good.
A/N: written for the latest five acts round for
raikune; prompts were friends, hurt/comfort (sorta), apocalypse and confessions. Or, hi, I love these two. Sigh.Oryx and Crake
Title: tell me how all this will ruin us [AO3]
Pairing: Jimmy/Crake
Rating: PG13
Word count: 850
Warnings: use of recreational drugs.
Disclaimer: Oryx and Crake belongs to Margaret Atwood. I'm not worthy.
Summary: “We really are full of faults,” Crake says while Jimmy brings the joint to his lips.
A/N: written for
xarixian at a five acts round ages ago. The prompt was shotgunning. Title stolen from Richard Siken. (I'm not worthy, again.)
