The huge Ian Somerhalder birthday picspam that you get each year.

[janie_tangerine]

Why, did you think I was skipping that this round?

You were so wrong. ;) Also because since last year there have been shoots and THE VAMPIRE PORN, I REPEAT THE VAMPIRE PORN. Also, ages ago I told emiliglia that I'd hook her up with Prettiness shirtless-ness, so there's that too.

Warning: this is heavy. It will break your dial-up, if you still have one. I take no responsibility for it. ;)

(Also, I sent him a message on Twitter. It feels weird to make him birthday wishes on Twitter. But still. That's what's it for.)

I'd say let's have a photoshoot start. Y/y?





























THE FOLLOWING TWO KILL ME.











Also, since this year I don't have any bad movies (thankfully), GET MOAR SCEPTER OF MOSES.



Okay, back on most interesting stuff. Like interviews stuff and comicon and just, THIS.

















Random Lost cast pic just because.



Nice, right? Well, get some vamp porn premieres and stuff. With bonus Paul Wesley.

Also, the fedora? Sexy. I ♥ the fedora.



















ADS.



Also, THIS is the reason I call this thing vampire porn. Look at it. Then we talk about it.



Clearly, this is also a perfectly good shot.



MM.



Aaaand now, VAMPIRE PORN CAPS!!! I'm afraid I don't have moar from recent episodes but this should totally give you a couple of reasons to give that show a chance.

This should be the pilot. I mean. LOOK AT THE SMIIIRRRRK.













Clearly I realize this isn't enough. Which is whyyyy I give you THESE.





















































And I know it wasn't enough. That's why I left this for last. ;)













Nice, right? I hope it was convincing.

Now have some Boone. Because I say so.











That shirt, god. It makes me think NC17 thoughts. *cough*

And get also some dead!Boone because YES.



Vamp porn caps thanks to potthead and tonicangel.

And for this year is all because I can't find a better picture to end this with. Happy birthday, Prettiness, and may your loveliness keep on blinding me. And fill my life with delicious vampire porn. ♥

Bye for this year. I did my job. Now I'll try to answer the comments I have NOT been notified yet...

Comments

[hopelessfangirl.livejournal.com]

UM, OKAY, just as I clicked on the link to this, "I Wanna Sex You Up" from Glee came on my iTunes. O_O IT KNOWS.

OMG THOSE ONES OF IAN TYING HIS TIE.

D'AWWW, THAT PIC OF HIM AND MAGGIE AND JORGE, I REMEMBER THAT ONE. ♥ ♥ ♥ An eon ago I used to run the Ian/Maggie fanlisting and definitely used those pics for everything. =D

OMFG this VampPorn promo still breaks my brain.

Mmmm, Damon... DAMON READING TWILIGHT, I C U THAR. XD

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE, I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This spam is epic, hun. LOOOOOOOOOVE. ♥

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

..... that's FATE. FATE. FATE.

WHEN HE TIES HIS TIE YES. GOD I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN AND THEN CASTIEL GOT ME BACK HERE, LOL. ;)

AND THAT PIC IS JUST AWWWW. I had more but I used them for last year's spam so I didn't re-use them again. But CUUUTEEE.

That promo? Pornography. Pure. Pornography. And I don't mind a bit. ;)

HEEE. DAMON NOT LIKING TWILIGHT, HERE HE IS. ;)

I MISS HIM TOO. SFM. ;________________________;

<3333333333333333333

[marty-paige.livejournal.com]

oh mio dio, così mi fai sentire male! O_________O

BASTA IO RIVOGLIO BOONE BACK ON THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!! XD

Però le foto con Paul sono così dulciiiiii! <333

Lo lovvo troppo, anche io gli ho fatto gli auguri su Twitter! XD e' così strano, lo so! lol

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

... LO FACCIO APPOSTA. ;) ;)

E ANCHE IO. ORA POSSIBILMENTE.

Sono così cariniii *___* vero? <333

[bold-seer.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, Ian - one of my Lostie co-celebrants! Very pretty indeed.

Although not as pretty as Misha. *hides in a corner* You're not going to inflict any grievous bodily harm upon me today, are you?

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

You got a lucky day. ;) I'm just sorry I missed Misha for one week. *cough*

Hey, don't hide! I'm never inflicting any harm upon you especially today. It's not like I think that Misha is ugly XDD they can totally have both a place in my top five. ;)

[wandersfound.livejournal.com]

adgkhafdkghkfhakj *dies*

OMG.

Also, does The CW only have one photoshoot set/costume/pose? Because this one? I am fairly certain I have seen the exact same picture, except with, you know, those other hot brothers.

Anyway, back to fangirling. *dies more*

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Yeah I remember that they had a very similar Dean and Sam picture. The CW has no imagination. Though I don't mind. Damn, I really wish they did a real crossover ep. And reminds me that I'll write Dean/Damon one day. *cough*

*hands fan and revives you* He is pretty. *sigh*

[jaydblu.livejournal.com]

OMG this is the picspammiest picspam that was ever picspammed!

Way full of the pretty though, I must say. Verrrry pretty.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

HEEE. Glad that you appreciated it. ;)

I can't possibly go wrong given the subject but yes. PREEETTTTY. I call him His Prettiness for a reason. ;)

[alovelyfix.livejournal.com]

THIS IS AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING.

THIS. I want one.

askljsldjks cuteface.

Maggie-Jorge-Ian sandwich, I miss them so much!

Love that he wears a fedora. I'm on a mission to bring those back, and he's totally helping the cause. *fistpump* And all the Vampire Porn, that second poster kills me. Even the show is obsessed with how gorgeous he/the cast is. ALSO, THIS. Annnd this. And I for realsies lol'd at this.

Haha okay, I'm really going to stop now. Gorgeous spam, darling! I need to catch up on the Vampire Porn, I missed a few episodes. Mini Damon marathon, yay! (:

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

HEEE, THANK YOU!!! <3

I want one too. RIGHT THIS MOMENT.

And yes that faaace. CUTENESS.

The sandwich ;_____; I miss them so. <333

And the fedora is so classic, I want him to wear that forever. Glad to know he's helping. AND YES THE PORN. THE PORN. I LOVE THE PORN SFM. That second poster still makes me happy in all the possible places. I lol-ed at that one too.

And thanks, all my pleasure!! CATCH UP! The last few eps were surprisingly good. ;)

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

good lord.

that's pretty of the highest order! i especially LOVE everything from Comic Con. gah.

and the vampire D. caps. because snark wins!

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

YES. PRETTY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. I LIKE THAT DEFINITION. He's so gorgeous. ♥

The Comic Con pics are so precious. I want to squish him for eternity. <3333

And yeah, SNAAARK. \o/

[emiliglia.livejournal.com]

Christ he's gorgeous. Makes me feel like it's my birthday too. :P

And I completely forgot that you owed me that, so you're forgiven. ;)

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Well, I DID hook you up in the end. ;)

And yeah. He is. He so is. And that was the target. ;) <3

[pamhol.livejournal.com]

Yesssssss, thank you SO MUCH! I've been loving that man and THOSE EYES ever since "Lost" and died and went to heaven when "TVD" started. And, BONUS, it's also a really great show! I am in major withdrawal waiting until January so these pics helped a great deal!

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Ha, you're welcome!! It's just my pleasure to provide pretty to look up. ;) HIS EYES OMG SERIOUSLY. And the VD repays me for the three years he was off TV series after Lost, lol. I'm so in withdrawal too!!

[siluria]

*stares*
*drools*

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

*hands tissues*

*stares with you*

[gwape.livejournal.com]

I'd say something more coherent but I'm too dead of hotness!

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Well, my target wasn't making you coherent. ;) ;)

[missy-useless.livejournal.com]

OMG! I think I just died.

...

Don't know what else to say. Oh, except: I kind of want to check out the vampire porn now. ;)

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Heee. That was my target. ;)

DO CHECK IT OUT! It's kind of silly and in the beginning it was sort of ewww, but around episode 4 it picked up and well, if you take it for what it is aka vampire pornography which will never be SFU it's actually kind of good with some points of brilliancy SOMETIMES. And Ian is totally worth it alone. *cough* Yes, I try to be a PR for the porn. Actually, look at my icon too. ;)

[missy-useless.livejournal.com]

*stares at icon* I think this may have convinced me. ;) I have too many shows to watch right now, but maybe I'll give this a try anyway. Uh. So hot. So pretty. Damn it.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Ohhh YES! Come into the realm of the vamp porn perdition! It's only ten eps anyway until now and just one season so not even too much. ;)