Lost 6x04 'The Substitute'
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janie_tangerineWeeeell, this > last week.
Team CTRL+ALT+CANC
1. You know why I decided I like these resets? Because I can forget that f!Locke is wrecking havoc on the island. ARGH, S1!LOCKE, I HAD MISSED YOU SO MUCH. ;__; ah, how I loved thee back then. And how thee broke my heart when you fell of that chair.
2. HELEN! LOCKE/HELEN IS HAPPENING! AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY HAPPY AND MARRYING!! <333 though uh, from how they talked about Locke's dad I need to assume that in the Alt he wasn't the one pushing Locke from the window?
3. Randy is a douche. Nothing said.
4. HURLEY!! <3 I love that he's awesome also in the alt. And I liked that they remembered that he owned the box company.
5. ROSE, YOU MAKE ME CRY. ;____;
6. Locke, Locke, you should've called Jack. But I loved how that scene finished. And I loved the miracles line.
7. Locke's substituting job: I have just one word and that word is LOL. Apart from the gym bit which, well, ha, IT INCLUDED THE BEST LOL MOMENT OF THE EPISODE AKA TEACHER BEN RANTING ABOUT COFFEE. I WAS LIKE OMGWTF BUT I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD SERIOUSLY. Just, lol.
8. YAY BOONE IN THE RECAP!
9. So Locke didn't go on the walkabout. I had a doubt when they said he didn't go to the conference even if I was sure he was lying with Boone on the plane, but.. still. ;__________;
10. In conclusion, this Alt >>> last week's Alt, even if I'm not sure it > the premiere's.
Duh. IT HAD BOONE.
Team weirdest damn funeral I've ever been
11. I don't like how misused Frank is, but at least when he talks he has the best lines. Also, DUUUUH HOT. When he was shoveling I had a braincircuit from the hotness factor. Mm. Yummy.
12. I loved that Sun proposed burying Locke. At least someone...
13. Ilana is still completely useless and I still don't see the point. Where the fuck is Desmond anyway?
14. Oh, Ben. You lying liar. Even though.. surprise! I ACTUALLY LIKED BEN THIS EP. What's wrong with me. But for once he had the lolsome snarky lines and he just lied once. Also, 'I'm sorry I killed you' at the end of the speech = LOL FOREVER. I agree with Frank.
15. Still needs more Frank and more Sun.
Especially more Frank. I REITERATE.
Team RAW POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. Sawyer being drunk and listening to Iggy Pop = win of the wins. Actually as![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hopelessfangirl noticed, LOL at the parallel between him and Jack being drunk and listening to Nirvana. I need to find a suited nickname. IggyPop!Sawyer doesn't really work.
17. While I appreciate that he's still smart, I don't like that he's trusting f!Locke. It really doesn't mean anything good imo. :(
18. Most touching bit: the Mice And Men one. :((((((((((( Sawyer/Steinbeck = OTP y/y?
19. RICHARD!!!!! <333 aw, he's adorable. And missing Jacob like crazy imo. Also, f!Locke totally wants to hit that. Also WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO CALL SAWYER AND HE RAN being scared shitless? Duh. That's not typical Richard, he's always so calm and collected. Mm. He probably is the only one who gets how exactly fucked they are.
Now I want to write comfort ghost sex where he meets Jacob in the jungle. JFC, I can't, I have other stuff to do and I have to study, arrrgh.
20. Sawyer and the blue shirt = I like it, BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS DESMOND? Thanks. :/
21. So, the whole numbers thing was freaky. Am I wrong or some were connected to the seats on the plane? Like, Jack is number 23 and his seat was 23b? (Yes, I know Jack's seat. Shut up.) And so it means that all the touched people are candidates to be Jacob's true vessel? (Sorry about that.) And in that case why isn't Kate there?
21b. I actually likeaurilly's theory for which Kate will end up being the new Jacob exactly because she wasn't mentioned. That'd be beyond cool imo.
21c. Am I wrong or in the flashback they showed Jacob touching Jin even if I'm sure that in the finale he touched them both? Mm. Interesting.
21d. The whole free will/manipulated actions thing made me lol, but I'll explain the next section.
22. Just a couple of things about f!Locke. First, if he used to be a man then I want to know how he ever could become a SMOKE MONSTER of anything. Therefore, I'm thinking he's lying. Second, how the hell is he thinking to go away. Turning a wheel? Also, I guess that he wants to flee now because he can while Jacob is dead and no one replaces him. Third: he told Ben he wanted to go home, but WHERE THE FUCK WOULD THAT BE? I doubt he has a nice house in the countryside where he and Sawyer could play the odd couple. Therefore, I think that at least half of what he said is a pack of lies and that Sawyer is being very careless in following him.
Tho... uh. Wait a second. Isn't this a bit like team Jack/Ben in the beginning of S5 when they wanted to go back and Ben goes recruiting Nirvana!Jack? Mm. Look how well it went.
In conclusion: I'm very confused and very WTF, but at least it was the good kind of wtf and it moved the story along.
Team Damon Lindelof/Eric Kripke/Carlton Cuse: they are doing it on purpose
Okay, skip this if you don't watch SPN or don't want to be spoiled.
23. Seriously. This show is such a huge crossover. Moments of total lol.
a) The Smokey perspective which seemed a hellhound perspective.
b) The whole 'your actions have been influenced since you were very young and there's no free will' thing of f!Locke, which therefore means that Jacob is Michael and f!Locke is Lucifer. LOL. Seriously, at this point if it turns out that they're angels I won't bat an eyelid. Also, it'd be LOL if f!Locke was the devil or something because when Mark Pellegrino plays Lucifer on the other side... okay, I'll stop this. I'm positively dying of laughter.
c) Thee whole 'you and those other people exist just as possible replacements for Jacob', aka you're all candidates for who is the real true vessel. *snort*
Damn, my crossover ideas have started getting cracky as hell. Though seriously, really. Give Misha a cameo and that's settled. Or Jim Beaver maybe? Duh. Damn, this whole crossoverish thing is precluding my capacities of taking stuff half-seriously.
In conclusion. NEEDS MORE FRANK AND MORE ZOMBIES. As usual.
No, wait. Last in conclusion: WHERE IS VINCENT? He has been missing since the finale and in the alt too. Yes, yes, I still think that Vincent has all the answers.
Duh. That was probably nonsensical but I tried.
Team CTRL+ALT+CANC
1. You know why I decided I like these resets? Because I can forget that f!Locke is wrecking havoc on the island. ARGH, S1!LOCKE, I HAD MISSED YOU SO MUCH. ;__; ah, how I loved thee back then. And how thee broke my heart when you fell of that chair.
2. HELEN! LOCKE/HELEN IS HAPPENING! AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY HAPPY AND MARRYING!! <333 though uh, from how they talked about Locke's dad I need to assume that in the Alt he wasn't the one pushing Locke from the window?
3. Randy is a douche. Nothing said.
4. HURLEY!! <3 I love that he's awesome also in the alt. And I liked that they remembered that he owned the box company.
5. ROSE, YOU MAKE ME CRY. ;____;
6. Locke, Locke, you should've called Jack. But I loved how that scene finished. And I loved the miracles line.
7. Locke's substituting job: I have just one word and that word is LOL. Apart from the gym bit which, well, ha, IT INCLUDED THE BEST LOL MOMENT OF THE EPISODE AKA TEACHER BEN RANTING ABOUT COFFEE. I WAS LIKE OMGWTF BUT I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD SERIOUSLY. Just, lol.
8. YAY BOONE IN THE RECAP!
9. So Locke didn't go on the walkabout. I had a doubt when they said he didn't go to the conference even if I was sure he was lying with Boone on the plane, but.. still. ;__________;
10. In conclusion, this Alt >>> last week's Alt, even if I'm not sure it > the premiere's.
Duh. IT HAD BOONE.
Team weirdest damn funeral I've ever been
11. I don't like how misused Frank is, but at least when he talks he has the best lines. Also, DUUUUH HOT. When he was shoveling I had a braincircuit from the hotness factor. Mm. Yummy.
12. I loved that Sun proposed burying Locke. At least someone...
13. Ilana is still completely useless and I still don't see the point. Where the fuck is Desmond anyway?
14. Oh, Ben. You lying liar. Even though.. surprise! I ACTUALLY LIKED BEN THIS EP. What's wrong with me. But for once he had the lolsome snarky lines and he just lied once. Also, 'I'm sorry I killed you' at the end of the speech = LOL FOREVER. I agree with Frank.
15. Still needs more Frank and more Sun.
Especially more Frank. I REITERATE.
Team RAW POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. Sawyer being drunk and listening to Iggy Pop = win of the wins. Actually as
hopelessfangirl noticed, LOL at the parallel between him and Jack being drunk and listening to Nirvana. I need to find a suited nickname. IggyPop!Sawyer doesn't really work.17. While I appreciate that he's still smart, I don't like that he's trusting f!Locke. It really doesn't mean anything good imo. :(
18. Most touching bit: the Mice And Men one. :((((((((((( Sawyer/Steinbeck = OTP y/y?
19. RICHARD!!!!! <333 aw, he's adorable. And missing Jacob like crazy imo. Also, f!Locke totally wants to hit that. Also WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO CALL SAWYER AND HE RAN being scared shitless? Duh. That's not typical Richard, he's always so calm and collected. Mm. He probably is the only one who gets how exactly fucked they are.
Now I want to write comfort ghost sex where he meets Jacob in the jungle. JFC, I can't, I have other stuff to do and I have to study, arrrgh.
20. Sawyer and the blue shirt = I like it, BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS DESMOND? Thanks. :/
21. So, the whole numbers thing was freaky. Am I wrong or some were connected to the seats on the plane? Like, Jack is number 23 and his seat was 23b? (Yes, I know Jack's seat. Shut up.) And so it means that all the touched people are candidates to be Jacob's true vessel? (Sorry about that.) And in that case why isn't Kate there?
21b. I actually like
aurilly's theory for which Kate will end up being the new Jacob exactly because she wasn't mentioned. That'd be beyond cool imo.21c. Am I wrong or in the flashback they showed Jacob touching Jin even if I'm sure that in the finale he touched them both? Mm. Interesting.
21d. The whole free will/manipulated actions thing made me lol, but I'll explain the next section.
22. Just a couple of things about f!Locke. First, if he used to be a man then I want to know how he ever could become a SMOKE MONSTER of anything. Therefore, I'm thinking he's lying. Second, how the hell is he thinking to go away. Turning a wheel? Also, I guess that he wants to flee now because he can while Jacob is dead and no one replaces him. Third: he told Ben he wanted to go home, but WHERE THE FUCK WOULD THAT BE? I doubt he has a nice house in the countryside where he and Sawyer could play the odd couple. Therefore, I think that at least half of what he said is a pack of lies and that Sawyer is being very careless in following him.
Tho... uh. Wait a second. Isn't this a bit like team Jack/Ben in the beginning of S5 when they wanted to go back and Ben goes recruiting Nirvana!Jack? Mm. Look how well it went.
In conclusion: I'm very confused and very WTF, but at least it was the good kind of wtf and it moved the story along.
Team Damon Lindelof/Eric Kripke/Carlton Cuse: they are doing it on purpose
Okay, skip this if you don't watch SPN or don't want to be spoiled.
23. Seriously. This show is such a huge crossover. Moments of total lol.
a) The Smokey perspective which seemed a hellhound perspective.
b) The whole 'your actions have been influenced since you were very young and there's no free will' thing of f!Locke, which therefore means that Jacob is Michael and f!Locke is Lucifer. LOL. Seriously, at this point if it turns out that they're angels I won't bat an eyelid. Also, it'd be LOL if f!Locke was the devil or something because when Mark Pellegrino plays Lucifer on the other side... okay, I'll stop this. I'm positively dying of laughter.
c) Thee whole 'you and those other people exist just as possible replacements for Jacob', aka you're all candidates for who is the real true vessel. *snort*
Damn, my crossover ideas have started getting cracky as hell. Though seriously, really. Give Misha a cameo and that's settled. Or Jim Beaver maybe? Duh. Damn, this whole crossoverish thing is precluding my capacities of taking stuff half-seriously.
In conclusion. NEEDS MORE FRANK AND MORE ZOMBIES. As usual.
No, wait. Last in conclusion: WHERE IS VINCENT? He has been missing since the finale and in the alt too. Yes, yes, I still think that Vincent has all the answers.
Duh. That was probably nonsensical but I tried.
