janie_tangerine | the vampire porn 3x07 'ghost world'

1. DEAR SHOW, LET ME LOVE YOU. FJHDSKJGHFSJDHGFKAJHFKJDSGHBVKJFHGKJDHGKJSH. Seriously the whole thing with EVERY DEAD PERSON IN THE TOWN COMING BACK WAS MADE OF AWESOMECAKES. Especially for someone who ends up liking dead people, lol. SPN PLEASE DO IT TOO.

2. Okay, that said... *has a confession to make* *coughs* *coughs again*

I burst into tears when Anna met her mother.

Like, I was watching the ep, then when Caroline went to save Carol I had to quit it and go out to do some stuff, then I came back, started again, one minute later Anna is there lonely as fuck in the street and then she saw Pearl and.. I lost it. Fun thing: when Pearl died I couldn't give a damn and while I did like Anna I never exactly, y'know, cared. BUT I STILL CRIED. I obviously am getting too emotionally attached to this. Show please NEVER NEVER KILL ALARIC (Damon is never gonna die so whatever) because considering that I AM invested in the guy seriously.. yeah right.

3. BUT THEN I STARTED WEEPING IN JOY BECAUSE MY SHIP MY SHIP MY SHIP MY SHIP

'ARE YOU SERIOUSLY RE-USING THAT LAME-ASS APOLOGY YOU GAVE MASON LOCKWOOD?'

'BUT WITH YOU I MEAN IT.'

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AND THEN ALARIC MADE THAT LITTLE SMILE BECAUSE HE JUST WANTED A PRETEXT TO LIKE DAMON AGAIN AND HE DID REALIZE THAT IT'S AS MUCH AS DAMON CAN DO BECAUSE HE GENUINELY LIKES HIM AND SKHSJDKFHJDKSGHJKSDGFHAJKFHKDJGHFKSDGH.

ALSO: 'WELL, WHEN YOU LIKED ME, WE KILLED MASON LOCKWOOD AND THERE HE IS.' LOL. DAMON YOUR LINES THIS EPISODE.

4. That said: damn, I was hoping Mason would stay, lol. I miss his pretty face. Also how are names written on a wall a WEAPON? Mmh. Obviously it wasn't all of it. That said.. Alaric's history kink is gonna get hit so hard.

5. LEXI.

LET. ME. LOVE. YOU.

Everything that girl makes is awesome. Also lol when she smashed Stefan's head on a window. XDDDDDDDDDD

6. Elena I love you. Thanks for stating that you aren't there to wait for Stefan to turn on his emotions and that either he pulls his head out of his ass or you're out. THANK YOU. YOU'RE EVERYTHING I WANT IN A LEAD.

7. Jeremy: congratulations on idiocy.

8. Bonnie: I totally can't blame her for being angry as fuck. She SHOULD be. (Also I cried when her grandmother said that she was proud of her - okay, I'm a sap, it's obvious.) Keep on being awesome, thanks, me.

9. Caroline: CAROLINE FORBES, YOU ARE SO PERFECT, I CAN'T EVEN FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOU ANYMORE. 'Elena and you have ghost boyfriend problems and the mother of mine is about to get eaten by vampires.' LOL. CAROLINE. HOW. SO. AWESOME. Also her rant to Jeremy = I love you. EVERYTHING. THAT GIRL NEEDS ALL THE AWARDS.

10. Will people in Mystic Falls realize that public town gatherings/festivals/stuff ARE GOING TO END WITH PEOPLE BEING KILLED? Stop trying to be special, MF.

11. ALARIC AND DAMON MADE UP ~~AND THEN THEY HAD SEX AND IT WAS SO VERY HOT~~. DID ANYTHING ELSE HAPPEN? <333333333333333333333 oh yeah right everything else. Show how so awesome. Let me cuddle you to my bosom, stay awesome and never stop being the vampire porny crack you are. Love, me.

12. Seriously, I just want to draw hearts around everything except Klaus.

13. Also: next time I cry during this (THIRD TIME PEOPLE, THIS WAS THE THIRD) it'll be the proof that I like this way too much. Whatever. I regret nothing.