Lost 5x06 - 316
Feb. 19th, 2009 12:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
janie_tangerineWherein it's clear that disliking Jack is, for me, a hopeless cause.
Team it looks like we like Narnia but I can't say because I never read it but everyone points that out
1. Oookaaay, Des? Definitely the reaction I was waiting for. And he's calling Jack brother! Finally! He hadn't been calling anyone brother for ages! Though Faraday underestimates his mom. I mean, he sends Des and she has already thought about it?
2. Uhm, Suuun, you have a daughter...? *shrugs*
3. Okay, between last episode and this one, there was a truth stated: Ben LIES. What a surprise! And guess what? Jack BELIEVES him! Oh, Jack, my darling, you seriously need to be smarter than that. Not that I don't love you anyway. See down for more.
4. Also, Ben praying in a Catholic church? Really? Okay, whatever you want, but the guy doesn't have an inch of what I'd call Christian charity in him.
5. Mrs. Hawking -> will someone please explain me how is it that she knows all that stuff? Because seriously? And when is that she met Ben anyway? Also, when Desmond met her she didn't tell him he had to go to the island, she told him he had to push a button. Or something. Ah, continuity.
Team oh, jeez, LOOSE ENDS!
6. I think the business Ben needs to take care of is Penny, but I want to hope that his sorry state was because Desmond took care of it? Because... really? No. I won't be happy if it turns out I'm wrong.
7. So, last week we were all like DON'T TOUCH MY AARON OR I'LL STRANGLE YOU and now 'DON'T EVER ASK ME ABOUT THAT KID' and 'okay, fine, who cares, plot device'? Now I want to know what happened to the kid. What the fuck?
7b. Jack/Kate -> give me a break. Please. I mean, fine, I'm supposed to think he loves her but really. Stop-that. I couldn't give a freaking damn.
8. Whut? Sayid's in custody? And how did Hurley leave prison? :/// We want flashbacks. Thanks. Please explain.
Team yay daddy issues!
9. Am I the only person who thought that the Jack/Jack's granddad scene was kinda cute? Fine, it was improbable and just a plot device but I thought it was cute. Oh well.
10. Dear Jack, you were kind of some of the hottest stuff that has passed on my computer screen lately. Yum.
11. Also... I should be thinking WTF Jack for a whole lot of reasons (who cares about Aaron, oh-shit-not-with-Kate-again, how can he still be trusting Ben etc. etc.) but I don't. Somehow it makes sense to me and I really enjoyed him this round. Also if with the whole thing about Locke's letter I was going crazy. I mean, read it, goddammit. Also, what a message. I was hoping for something less stupid. Oh, and another thing: Ben might have thrown the pills away, but I'm totally sure he has a stash somewhere and he was trying to have a drink for the whole episode. People. AA doesn't work like that. Withdrawal doesn't either.
12. Oh, I loved the scene with Jack and the coffin at the meathouse, apart from being totally grossed by the meat. 'This is even crazier than you are', indeed. Ah, Jack, that's also what makes me love you like woah. As I read at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
elliotsmelliot's, it was a good touch that he'd do for Locke what he didn't do for Christian (the shoes).
12b. And since when my head is so fucked up that I want to write ghost!Boone shows up as soon as Jack closes the casket without necessarily making it gen? *headdesk* *headdesk* that's creepy and that's morbid and I was hoping to get another kind of bunnies after this one.
Team 316 -> 815
13. FRANK! FRANK!!! FRANK!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ All I have to say. Also, they left out the guest stars from the credits at the beginning on purpose, huh?
14. Oh, Hurley, buying all the tickets he could. *draws hearts around him*
15. More seriously, if 316 has to mirror 815, there are a couple of things that are worrying me. So, from what I gathered, we have at least:
316 Sayid -> 815 Kate (handcuffed and with a US Marshal, I need to know what happened!!)
316 Ben -> 815 Hurley (who was late)
316 Locke -> 815 Christian
Hurley brought a guitar so I guess it was because of Charlie? How nice of Hurley, anyway.
Now. I guess Jack would be himself and Frank would be the pilot (hoping he survives Smokey). But at this point I'm fearing that... erm. Kate -> Claire? In the sense that she got pregnant with Jack's baby the night before? I'm seriously hoping NO. Because, NO. I mean, no. But I wouldn't put it past them. And from the original 815, Locke, Michael, Boone, Shannon and Sayid wouldn't be covered anyway. Mm, maybe someone went wrong because of that and only the three of them (Jack, Kate and Hurley) managed to get back? Who knows. This is making my head hurt already.
16. The chatty Arab guy was pretty nice.
Team OMGWTF IT'S THE PILOT AND WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE IN ONE!
17. Oh, Jack in the jungle. I MISSED YOU.
18. So it's just them three, huh? I hope not.
19. So Jin drives the Dharma van? Looks like they're stuck in the seventies and everyone's working for Dharma initiative. Yay. Flashbacks?
Team just a couple more questions
20. WTF is with everyone having children and not giving a damn about said children? Except for Des and Penny or something.
21. So the island is perpetually moving...?
Shit, I'm so not believing they already had this planned in S1. I can't seriously believe they already came up with that then.
22. And that's all I have to say on the subject because my head hurts too much already.
23. People, the fuck is Claire? Did she steal Aaron from Kate? Jeez, baby stealing Olympics indeed.
Team it looks like we like Narnia but I can't say because I never read it but everyone points that out
1. Oookaaay, Des? Definitely the reaction I was waiting for. And he's calling Jack brother! Finally! He hadn't been calling anyone brother for ages! Though Faraday underestimates his mom. I mean, he sends Des and she has already thought about it?
2. Uhm, Suuun, you have a daughter...? *shrugs*
3. Okay, between last episode and this one, there was a truth stated: Ben LIES. What a surprise! And guess what? Jack BELIEVES him! Oh, Jack, my darling, you seriously need to be smarter than that. Not that I don't love you anyway. See down for more.
4. Also, Ben praying in a Catholic church? Really? Okay, whatever you want, but the guy doesn't have an inch of what I'd call Christian charity in him.
5. Mrs. Hawking -> will someone please explain me how is it that she knows all that stuff? Because seriously? And when is that she met Ben anyway? Also, when Desmond met her she didn't tell him he had to go to the island, she told him he had to push a button. Or something. Ah, continuity.
Team oh, jeez, LOOSE ENDS!
6. I think the business Ben needs to take care of is Penny, but I want to hope that his sorry state was because Desmond took care of it? Because... really? No. I won't be happy if it turns out I'm wrong.
7. So, last week we were all like DON'T TOUCH MY AARON OR I'LL STRANGLE YOU and now 'DON'T EVER ASK ME ABOUT THAT KID' and 'okay, fine, who cares, plot device'? Now I want to know what happened to the kid. What the fuck?
7b. Jack/Kate -> give me a break. Please. I mean, fine, I'm supposed to think he loves her but really. Stop-that. I couldn't give a freaking damn.
8. Whut? Sayid's in custody? And how did Hurley leave prison? :/// We want flashbacks. Thanks. Please explain.
Team yay daddy issues!
9. Am I the only person who thought that the Jack/Jack's granddad scene was kinda cute? Fine, it was improbable and just a plot device but I thought it was cute. Oh well.
10. Dear Jack, you were kind of some of the hottest stuff that has passed on my computer screen lately. Yum.
11. Also... I should be thinking WTF Jack for a whole lot of reasons (who cares about Aaron, oh-shit-not-with-Kate-again, how can he still be trusting Ben etc. etc.) but I don't. Somehow it makes sense to me and I really enjoyed him this round. Also if with the whole thing about Locke's letter I was going crazy. I mean, read it, goddammit. Also, what a message. I was hoping for something less stupid. Oh, and another thing: Ben might have thrown the pills away, but I'm totally sure he has a stash somewhere and he was trying to have a drink for the whole episode. People. AA doesn't work like that. Withdrawal doesn't either.
12. Oh, I loved the scene with Jack and the coffin at the meathouse, apart from being totally grossed by the meat. 'This is even crazier than you are', indeed. Ah, Jack, that's also what makes me love you like woah. As I read at
elliotsmelliot's, it was a good touch that he'd do for Locke what he didn't do for Christian (the shoes).Team 316 -> 815
13. FRANK! FRANK!!! FRANK!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ All I have to say. Also, they left out the guest stars from the credits at the beginning on purpose, huh?
14. Oh, Hurley, buying all the tickets he could. *draws hearts around him*
15. More seriously, if 316 has to mirror 815, there are a couple of things that are worrying me. So, from what I gathered, we have at least:
316 Sayid -> 815 Kate (handcuffed and with a US Marshal, I need to know what happened!!)
316 Ben -> 815 Hurley (who was late)
316 Locke -> 815 Christian
Hurley brought a guitar so I guess it was because of Charlie? How nice of Hurley, anyway.
Now. I guess Jack would be himself and Frank would be the pilot (hoping he survives Smokey). But at this point I'm fearing that... erm. Kate -> Claire? In the sense that she got pregnant with Jack's baby the night before? I'm seriously hoping NO. Because, NO. I mean, no. But I wouldn't put it past them. And from the original 815, Locke, Michael, Boone, Shannon and Sayid wouldn't be covered anyway. Mm, maybe someone went wrong because of that and only the three of them (Jack, Kate and Hurley) managed to get back? Who knows. This is making my head hurt already.
16. The chatty Arab guy was pretty nice.
Team OMGWTF IT'S THE PILOT AND WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE IN ONE!
17. Oh, Jack in the jungle. I MISSED YOU.
18. So it's just them three, huh? I hope not.
19. So Jin drives the Dharma van? Looks like they're stuck in the seventies and everyone's working for Dharma initiative. Yay. Flashbacks?
Team just a couple more questions
20. WTF is with everyone having children and not giving a damn about said children? Except for Des and Penny or something.
21. So the island is perpetually moving...?
Shit, I'm so not believing they already had this planned in S1. I can't seriously believe they already came up with that then.
22. And that's all I have to say on the subject because my head hurts too much already.
23. People, the fuck is Claire? Did she steal Aaron from Kate? Jeez, baby stealing Olympics indeed.
