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janie_tangerineRandom: dear person who sent my photobucket bandwidth to Hell with hotlinking, THANK YOU SO MUCH. *applauds* I AM IMPRESSED BY YOUR GENIUS. One or more people. I don't care, but THANK YOU. Really. I'm just SO HAPPY ABOUT IT THAT I COULD CRY. (Also, thanks for making all the pictures I had in my report not visible, when I spent THREE DAYS writing said reports. Really. You're GENIUSES.)
/rant over
/reviews start
Lost review will come after I re-watch it. The vporn is all in one cut because I've seen 1x16 yesterday evening and 17 this morning so I doubt I could say what happened when. SPN will be separated but shorter than usual, mostly because if I start ranting I'll need four entries.
1. You know what's awesome? When you decide you want to ship two people out of pure prettiness factor and you find out that you DO have not so random reasons to ship them.
That was a long way to say that one of these days I'm writing Damon/Alaric. They'd have the best angry sex ever. Last episode TOTALLY proved it.
2. Aw. Elena and Stefan are still cute. The whole double date thing was good, even if the best thing was that they were in the same bar as Damon + the other two. Also idek why I ended up wanting to ship Stefan/Matt at random as happened a couple other times this season. Duuh.
3. Jeremy: congratulations on the least smart idea anyone had on this show since it began. Seriously. Congratulations.
4. Duh. Should I feel bad for spending the whole torturing-Stefan scene in 1x17 like 'DUH, PAUL WESLEY HAS GREAT HIPS?'. Because he does. A-ha.
5. Matt's mom -> eeeeugh. Even if she has great taste.
6. Poor Caroline. :( I'm starting to sympathize with her lately. Aw. Last episode especially. :(
7. Cherries is my new favorite word. Also, Damon saying that IF he had a good side, that wasn't the smart way to get on it?
MARRY ME NOW.
8. Noo, it doesn't show that I'd totally want to be in place of Matt's mom.
9. Damon + Alaric rescuing Stefan and the drinking afterward = best thing that happened in VD since forever.
10. Stefan drinking Elena's blood = ooops. Won't end well. Especially considering how they shot the ending scene.
11. Anna + her mom + other vamps = BO-ring. Anna not so much maybe, but the other vamps, ewwwww. Even if they were nice fodder for point 9, lol.
12. I'll reiterate: Damon + Stefan not being at each others' throats = a lot better than when they are.
13. Where's Bonnie? :((( I miss her! :(
14. In conclusion: I can't exactly discern stuff but I liked both eps equally, maybe 17 a bit more because you know, TEAM DAMON/ALARIC FTW, plus it had naked Paul Wesley and I'm not complaining. Yaaaay, shirtlessness!
15. Also, CHERRIES.
16. Yes, I'm done. Not very thoughtful but hey, next time it'll be. I still have two SPN reviews to write and I need to catch up on a LOT of writing this afternoon.
***
1. THIS POSITIVELY KILLED ME LAST WEEK, EVEN IF I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PROCESS IT.
2. Point is, I wish I'd have cried at the end. I really did. But. But. But. I had my priorities.
3. PRIORITIES MEANING: ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. \o/ I have witnesses that can say how much exactly I squeed when I read Chad Lindberg in the credits. They can also say how much exactly I squeed WHEN HE ACTUALLY TURNED UP. They can also say that I totally understood it was him as soon as I saw the mask. THEY CAN ALSO SAY THAT I WAS LITERALLY FLAILING DURING THAT SCENE. FINALLY. I HAD BEEN WAITING THREE FUCKING SEASONS FOR THIS AND IT TOTALLY DELIVERED. OH GOD ASH AND HIS BAR AND HIS MULLET CRACKING FUCKING ENOCHIAN. HE CRACKED ENOCHIAN. HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT???!!!! <333333333333 Also, when Pamela got out I was like omg omg someone needs to write Ash/Pamela asap. But best thing?
THE MEADOWLANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear whoever wrote that episode checked my head because that scene seemed written for me or something. I just. PAMELA! AND ASH! IN THE SAME SCENE! OMGOMGOMGOMG!! *flails*
4. Also. A whole ten minutes of Ash. My life = complete.
5. That said, the rest of that ep made me cry like... well, I started from the first scene. Dean and wee!Sam in the field ;_____________;, even if I think that what totally killed me dead, of the Heaven scenes, was Dean + his mom. God. Show. Tear my heart out much, duh?
6. Zachariah needs to die a painful death. PAINFUL. And God deserves Cas slapping him or something, but that's for another point.
7. Auuuugh. Also considering the new episode, DEAN = ;____________; I'm sure that the whole thing with Mary and Zachariah was conjured up by the latter, but considering what he saw of Sam's heaven AND that, well, last episode didn't surprise me a little bit. It's like they're taking everything away from him, DICKS. ;____;
8. I'm not blaming poor Sam or anything though. Actually, between that and last episode, I'm currently more on team Sam because he seems like the only one who's actually trying to keep stuff together and saying everyone else to fuck off. Not that I blame the other two parts of team free will though. But right now I'm just hoping that he picked up the amulet and that he's keeping it with him in order to have some kickass angsty emotional bromance scene before the season ends. I mean, it's not his fault if his subconscious wants away from hunting. :/ Also I'm pretty sure that there was some degree of manipulation going on because I mean, between Sam's memories, (fake)Mary's tirade and everything it just seemed all a way to get Dean to say yes. Or that's my speculation.
9. CASTIEL, IF NO ONE HUGS YOU IN THE NEXT TWO EPISODES I'LL CUT A BITCH.
Okay, Cas on the tv/radio/stuff was kind of hilarious, but THE ENDING POSITIVELY KILLED ME. WHEN HE SAID SON OF A BITCH AND GAVE DEAN THE AMULET BACK. CAAAS. ;______________; I STILL WANT TO CRY IF I THINK ABOUT IT. ;__________; DAMN. JUST. MISHA'S FACE IN THE END. HE KNOWS HOW TO ACT. AND THE QUIET WAY HE SAID IT INSTEAD OF SCREAMING AND WITHOUT ADDING ANYTHING AFTER. CAS. CAAAAS. ;___; Okay, I'll stop here. I'm continuing in the next review anyway.
10. Not that Dean throwing away the amulet didn't kill me either. Even if I can see it. But. God. HARSH.
11. In conclusion, if I hadn't been high on the Ash squee, I'd have cried by the end. BUT, I was high on the Ash squee and I didn't.
12. ALSO, PAMELA, GUEST STAR MORE. Thank you. God. I didn't like her telling Dean he should say yes but the rest? Oh, Pamela, marry me. Or, Traci, marry me. Sorry, she's my new girlcrush.
BUUUUT ASH. ASH. ASH!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, well, come on, it's my SPN version of Boone. I wasn't going to be happy until he got a guest appearance. ;)
***
1. Duh. There's a reason why I'd never trust someone who says they talk to angels. *cough*
2. Also, Dean = IF HE SAYS YES I'LL CRY. Also, I don't know if it was done on purpose or not, but when he told Cas he could have the whole bottle of aspirin or whatever it was I seriously was HURTING. WHAT. AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF PILLS especially after 5x04?
Totally the proof that Bobby or someone else needs to slap some sense into Dean. And this isn't hating, I love the guy, but this episode he was just so far out that I wanted to cry each time he was on screen. Augh. DEAN.
3. That said, the last scene tore my insides. I hadn't been expecting it but IT TORE THEM, DAMMIT. ;___; *sniffs*
4. Sam calling Cas = LOL. At least they got us some half-fun. 'I don't know why I should say my name' = OH CAS, IT'S SO YOUR VOICEMAIL. You're too good for this world. You are.
5. Except that he showed up drunk and since then I was like DAMMIT, SOMEONE HUG THE ANGEL. I was hoping that Sam would when they were totally making me want to ship them and Cas was telling him not to ask stupid questions (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hopelessfangirl, did you survive that scene? XDD) but clearly... nada. :/ Also Cas not thinking he's fit to kill that girl and being like 'some angel I am' plus the pills (even if when he grabbed that priest = BAAAMF <3) plus the ending when he was all crumpled to the ground = AUGH MY HEART. CAS. CAS. CAAAAS. ;___; and the pills for the headache. THE PILLS. AUGH GOD SHOW DON'T DO THIS TO ME. That conversation he had with Dean was good though, at least for shippery fodder. Even though he totally cracked me up when he said that thing and was like 'this is funny, IN ENOCHIAN'. Oh, Cas. NEVER CHANGE. ;____;
(Also: we need a true servant of Heaven. Not you, not me, and Sam of course is an abomination. -> LOL FOREVER. CAS YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS WAY TOO SIMILAR TO YOUR FUTURE SELF BUT I LOVE IT NONETHELESS.)
6. Random question: if Cas was on the back of the Impala when Sam and Dean brought the preacher inside, and since he was kind of grounded, does that mean that Dean drove over to Lisa's with an unconscious angel in the backseat? And if he did AND he wants to say yes, isn't that absolutely NOT smart? O__o
7. That said, go Sam for a) not giving it up, b) telling Dean that you need him even if you kind of could have done that before and saved the both of you a lot of drama but I love you and I'll forgive you, c) calling Cas, d) giving a damn, e) thinking mostly straight.
8. Also, Dean managing to kill the demon/girl/whatever: why the hell does he have to assume that it means he HAS to say yes? Augh. I have theories re why he did manage it (shortly: you're worthy, IDIOT, and you don't need an archangel wearing you) but augh. Issues. The issues he has. DEAN. ;______; yeah, what, I spent this ep being like ;_____; all the time.
9. I liked the bartender. Pity.
10. I didn't like anyone else following the girl blindly. You don't think with your head? Your fault. :/ Nah, I don't like fundamentalists.
11. In conclusion: dear show, why are you so set on stomping over my heart and ripping it out of my chest? Now idk if I should set apart some time and write fix-it stuff or if I should just follow Misha's involuntary advice and write something where Castiel watches PS I Love You and gets a crush on Gerald Butler. Well, MISHA said Cas likes Gerry, I didn't come up with it. Or maybe I should write that bigbang fic. Oops. *cough*
12. AUGH, CASTIEL. ;________________________________; yeah, I needed that. Sorry. I'll recover. Probably by boring myself with Flashforward before starting to do something useful. Maybe.
13. Also, not spoiling specifically, but WHEN IS NEXT WEEK?
Whoever ships what I ship and has seen a certain thing that they know, will get why I want next week to be yesterday. Yes, I kept it cryptic on purpose.
Okay, boring myself with Flashforward, then writing something + the Lost review tonight. And then I'll stop spamming you.
/rant over
/reviews start
Lost review will come after I re-watch it. The vporn is all in one cut because I've seen 1x16 yesterday evening and 17 this morning so I doubt I could say what happened when. SPN will be separated but shorter than usual, mostly because if I start ranting I'll need four entries.
1. You know what's awesome? When you decide you want to ship two people out of pure prettiness factor and you find out that you DO have not so random reasons to ship them.
That was a long way to say that one of these days I'm writing Damon/Alaric. They'd have the best angry sex ever. Last episode TOTALLY proved it.
2. Aw. Elena and Stefan are still cute. The whole double date thing was good, even if the best thing was that they were in the same bar as Damon + the other two. Also idek why I ended up wanting to ship Stefan/Matt at random as happened a couple other times this season. Duuh.
3. Jeremy: congratulations on the least smart idea anyone had on this show since it began. Seriously. Congratulations.
4. Duh. Should I feel bad for spending the whole torturing-Stefan scene in 1x17 like 'DUH, PAUL WESLEY HAS GREAT HIPS?'. Because he does. A-ha.
5. Matt's mom -> eeeeugh. Even if she has great taste.
6. Poor Caroline. :( I'm starting to sympathize with her lately. Aw. Last episode especially. :(
7. Cherries is my new favorite word. Also, Damon saying that IF he had a good side, that wasn't the smart way to get on it?
MARRY ME NOW.
8. Noo, it doesn't show that I'd totally want to be in place of Matt's mom.
9. Damon + Alaric rescuing Stefan and the drinking afterward = best thing that happened in VD since forever.
10. Stefan drinking Elena's blood = ooops. Won't end well. Especially considering how they shot the ending scene.
11. Anna + her mom + other vamps = BO-ring. Anna not so much maybe, but the other vamps, ewwwww. Even if they were nice fodder for point 9, lol.
12. I'll reiterate: Damon + Stefan not being at each others' throats = a lot better than when they are.
13. Where's Bonnie? :((( I miss her! :(
14. In conclusion: I can't exactly discern stuff but I liked both eps equally, maybe 17 a bit more because you know, TEAM DAMON/ALARIC FTW, plus it had naked Paul Wesley and I'm not complaining. Yaaaay, shirtlessness!
15. Also, CHERRIES.
16. Yes, I'm done. Not very thoughtful but hey, next time it'll be. I still have two SPN reviews to write and I need to catch up on a LOT of writing this afternoon.
***
1. THIS POSITIVELY KILLED ME LAST WEEK, EVEN IF I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PROCESS IT.
2. Point is, I wish I'd have cried at the end. I really did. But. But. But. I had my priorities.
3. PRIORITIES MEANING: ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. \o/ I have witnesses that can say how much exactly I squeed when I read Chad Lindberg in the credits. They can also say how much exactly I squeed WHEN HE ACTUALLY TURNED UP. They can also say that I totally understood it was him as soon as I saw the mask. THEY CAN ALSO SAY THAT I WAS LITERALLY FLAILING DURING THAT SCENE. FINALLY. I HAD BEEN WAITING THREE FUCKING SEASONS FOR THIS AND IT TOTALLY DELIVERED. OH GOD ASH AND HIS BAR AND HIS MULLET CRACKING FUCKING ENOCHIAN. HE CRACKED ENOCHIAN. HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT???!!!! <333333333333 Also, when Pamela got out I was like omg omg someone needs to write Ash/Pamela asap. But best thing?
THE MEADOWLANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear whoever wrote that episode checked my head because that scene seemed written for me or something. I just. PAMELA! AND ASH! IN THE SAME SCENE! OMGOMGOMGOMG!! *flails*
4. Also. A whole ten minutes of Ash. My life = complete.
5. That said, the rest of that ep made me cry like... well, I started from the first scene. Dean and wee!Sam in the field ;_____________;, even if I think that what totally killed me dead, of the Heaven scenes, was Dean + his mom. God. Show. Tear my heart out much, duh?
6. Zachariah needs to die a painful death. PAINFUL. And God deserves Cas slapping him or something, but that's for another point.
7. Auuuugh. Also considering the new episode, DEAN = ;____________; I'm sure that the whole thing with Mary and Zachariah was conjured up by the latter, but considering what he saw of Sam's heaven AND that, well, last episode didn't surprise me a little bit. It's like they're taking everything away from him, DICKS. ;____;
8. I'm not blaming poor Sam or anything though. Actually, between that and last episode, I'm currently more on team Sam because he seems like the only one who's actually trying to keep stuff together and saying everyone else to fuck off. Not that I blame the other two parts of team free will though. But right now I'm just hoping that he picked up the amulet and that he's keeping it with him in order to have some kickass angsty emotional bromance scene before the season ends. I mean, it's not his fault if his subconscious wants away from hunting. :/ Also I'm pretty sure that there was some degree of manipulation going on because I mean, between Sam's memories, (fake)Mary's tirade and everything it just seemed all a way to get Dean to say yes. Or that's my speculation.
9. CASTIEL, IF NO ONE HUGS YOU IN THE NEXT TWO EPISODES I'LL CUT A BITCH.
Okay, Cas on the tv/radio/stuff was kind of hilarious, but THE ENDING POSITIVELY KILLED ME. WHEN HE SAID SON OF A BITCH AND GAVE DEAN THE AMULET BACK. CAAAS. ;______________; I STILL WANT TO CRY IF I THINK ABOUT IT. ;__________; DAMN. JUST. MISHA'S FACE IN THE END. HE KNOWS HOW TO ACT. AND THE QUIET WAY HE SAID IT INSTEAD OF SCREAMING AND WITHOUT ADDING ANYTHING AFTER. CAS. CAAAAS. ;___; Okay, I'll stop here. I'm continuing in the next review anyway.
10. Not that Dean throwing away the amulet didn't kill me either. Even if I can see it. But. God. HARSH.
11. In conclusion, if I hadn't been high on the Ash squee, I'd have cried by the end. BUT, I was high on the Ash squee and I didn't.
12. ALSO, PAMELA, GUEST STAR MORE. Thank you. God. I didn't like her telling Dean he should say yes but the rest? Oh, Pamela, marry me. Or, Traci, marry me. Sorry, she's my new girlcrush.
BUUUUT ASH. ASH. ASH!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, well, come on, it's my SPN version of Boone. I wasn't going to be happy until he got a guest appearance. ;)
***
1. Duh. There's a reason why I'd never trust someone who says they talk to angels. *cough*
2. Also, Dean = IF HE SAYS YES I'LL CRY. Also, I don't know if it was done on purpose or not, but when he told Cas he could have the whole bottle of aspirin or whatever it was I seriously was HURTING. WHAT. AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF PILLS especially after 5x04?
Totally the proof that Bobby or someone else needs to slap some sense into Dean. And this isn't hating, I love the guy, but this episode he was just so far out that I wanted to cry each time he was on screen. Augh. DEAN.
3. That said, the last scene tore my insides. I hadn't been expecting it but IT TORE THEM, DAMMIT. ;___; *sniffs*
4. Sam calling Cas = LOL. At least they got us some half-fun. 'I don't know why I should say my name' = OH CAS, IT'S SO YOUR VOICEMAIL. You're too good for this world. You are.
5. Except that he showed up drunk and since then I was like DAMMIT, SOMEONE HUG THE ANGEL. I was hoping that Sam would when they were totally making me want to ship them and Cas was telling him not to ask stupid questions (
hopelessfangirl, did you survive that scene? XDD) but clearly... nada. :/ Also Cas not thinking he's fit to kill that girl and being like 'some angel I am' plus the pills (even if when he grabbed that priest = BAAAMF <3) plus the ending when he was all crumpled to the ground = AUGH MY HEART. CAS. CAS. CAAAAS. ;___; and the pills for the headache. THE PILLS. AUGH GOD SHOW DON'T DO THIS TO ME. That conversation he had with Dean was good though, at least for shippery fodder. Even though he totally cracked me up when he said that thing and was like 'this is funny, IN ENOCHIAN'. Oh, Cas. NEVER CHANGE. ;____;(Also: we need a true servant of Heaven. Not you, not me, and Sam of course is an abomination. -> LOL FOREVER. CAS YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS WAY TOO SIMILAR TO YOUR FUTURE SELF BUT I LOVE IT NONETHELESS.)
6. Random question: if Cas was on the back of the Impala when Sam and Dean brought the preacher inside, and since he was kind of grounded, does that mean that Dean drove over to Lisa's with an unconscious angel in the backseat? And if he did AND he wants to say yes, isn't that absolutely NOT smart? O__o
7. That said, go Sam for a) not giving it up, b) telling Dean that you need him even if you kind of could have done that before and saved the both of you a lot of drama but I love you and I'll forgive you, c) calling Cas, d) giving a damn, e) thinking mostly straight.
8. Also, Dean managing to kill the demon/girl/whatever: why the hell does he have to assume that it means he HAS to say yes? Augh. I have theories re why he did manage it (shortly: you're worthy, IDIOT, and you don't need an archangel wearing you) but augh. Issues. The issues he has. DEAN. ;______; yeah, what, I spent this ep being like ;_____; all the time.
9. I liked the bartender. Pity.
10. I didn't like anyone else following the girl blindly. You don't think with your head? Your fault. :/ Nah, I don't like fundamentalists.
11. In conclusion: dear show, why are you so set on stomping over my heart and ripping it out of my chest? Now idk if I should set apart some time and write fix-it stuff or if I should just follow Misha's involuntary advice and write something where Castiel watches PS I Love You and gets a crush on Gerald Butler. Well, MISHA said Cas likes Gerry, I didn't come up with it. Or maybe I should write that bigbang fic. Oops. *cough*
12. AUGH, CASTIEL. ;________________________________; yeah, I needed that. Sorry. I'll recover. Probably by boring myself with Flashforward before starting to do something useful. Maybe.
13. Also, not spoiling specifically, but WHEN IS NEXT WEEK?
Whoever ships what I ship and has seen a certain thing that they know, will get why I want next week to be yesterday. Yes, I kept it cryptic on purpose.
Okay, boring myself with Flashforward, then writing something + the Lost review tonight. And then I'll stop spamming you.
