the vampire porn 3x05 'the reckoning'
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janie_tangerine1. Dear show, STOP YOUR EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTERS OKAY. I'M NOT MADE FOR THIS KIND OF THING, I GET HEART ATTACKS.
2. Srsly, idek where I should start from. I LOVE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING except Klaus though his epic Stefan mancrush is so entertaining that I can't help liking it.
3. Also: I don't even mind Katherine anymore. Wtf. Oh well, good for me.
4. STEFAN OH MY GOD ;___________________________; UGH EVERYTHING. HE WAS TRYING TO FIGHT HIMSELF AND OMG HE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF RATHER THAN EAT ELENA AND THEN HE SWITCHED IT OFF and omg I have this idea that Stefan with his emotions switched off WILL make Damon look like the poster boy for well adjusted. NO BUT THE SCENE WITH THE TIMER. AND HIM BEING LIKE OKAY SURE I LOVE YOU KLAUS AND THEN FUCKING IT A SECOND LATER OH SHIP. Why did I even start shipping Stefan/Elena, DAMMIT. Though well objectively it's delivering so hard I can't even. Also the 'please go on at the end' = perfect delivery.
5. Caroline, stay awesome forever and ever.
6. .... is Tyler like the punching sack for this entire show? Geez, the kid's life REALLY sucks. Now he's a hybrid? Geeeez. I just hope there are no side effects...
On the good side, if now he feels EVEN BETTER than before, what's happening next time he and Caroline have sex, they'll set the town on fire? Though seriously those two are so precious I want to smish them together forever.
7. MATT HAS A STORYLINE FOR REAAALZ. Idek. Also omg I kinda teared up when he saw Vicky again ;_____; even if I still trust ghost!Anna more than ghost!Vicky, but we'll see. Anyway... that I'M JUST KILLING MYSELF thing was dumb. I was having heart attacks.
8. BONNIE YOU'RE AWESOME AND FIERCE AND MY FAVORITE AND I LOVE YOU. GOSH HER EXCHANGE WITH KLAUS AT THE BEGINNING, the stones that girl has. She's probably the one with more stones out of the entire lot, or close to it. My love, let me lay it on you. <33333 also good thing she knew CPR...
9. Katherine, for the first time I actually approved 100% of your plan.
OMG PEOPLE. NEXT WEEK SEBASTIAN ROCHE' IS BACK TO GRACING MY SCREEN. *_____________________________* YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WAIT FOR THAT GLORIOUS MOMENT. Him and his lovely hips and firm muscles and French accent and.. okay, okay, I'm quitting it. But OMG OMG.
ALSO. HE'S A VAMPIRE THAT KILLS OTHER VAMPIRES? OMG THAT'S SO FREAKING COOL I CAN'T WAIT. I. CAN'T. WAIT.
10. Dear Damon Salvatore, thanks for reminding me all the bunch of reasons why you're my favorite. (You thought I had forgotten him?) No, seriously, after that total ten steps back thing of last episode, this round he was glorious. First: THANK FUCK HE'S NOT AT KATHERINE'S BECK AND CALL ANYMORE. I can stop worrying about his well-being whenever he's near her. Second: his bluffing was glorious. Third: I don't ship Damon/Elena really but gosh that scene when he came clean with her was just... HIS EYES. HIS EYES. His Prettiness is knocking it out of the park. I mean it was just, he wasn't pretending or snarking or anything, and I kinda like that in the second Stefan shut his emotion switch off he turned it back on for good. Idk he was reminding me of his 1860s self, which was way more well-adjusted than the current one, and since the one flashback I crave like nothing else that we didn't have is seeing how Damon went from relatively well-adjusted to S1 psycho, I'm totally digging this. I liked that he didn't ask anything of Elena also - he isn't really aiming to push her or anything. Just, if I know how this show works it won't last long, but I cheer whenever Damon decides that trying to be a sort of half-decent human being is worth it, so... nothing but love here. I also like that they didn't sugarcoat his dealings with Jeremy though. It helps buying it.
11. Also: life at the Salvatore place is going to become the bad kind of hilarious. You imagine Stefan hanging around with his emotions shut off while Damon freaks out at how well-adjusted Stefan is making him look and Elena feels like the whole thing is totally insane?
12. Jeremy & Katherine teaming up: idek but it might be interesting.
13. Rebekah: your bratty ways and jealousy are so amusing I can't even. Stick around for a while. XD
14. Dear Elena, I think you need a hug or two. Seriously I was like ;___________; through this entire thing. If she doesn't have a nervous breakdown in the next one my respect will go infinitely higher (though if she had one I'd totally get it).
15. In conclusion: SHOW ILU STAY AWESOME FOREVER AND OMG IT'S EPISODE -FIVE-. PACING HOW SO AWESOME.
16. Post scriptum: oh dear, I'd like to see Carol Lockwood's reaction at learning that her kid became half a vampire OTHER than a werewolf... someone is going to need a lot of alcohol in the Lockwood/Forbes clan very soon.
WHEN IS NEXT WEEK OMG.
2. Srsly, idek where I should start from. I LOVE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING except Klaus though his epic Stefan mancrush is so entertaining that I can't help liking it.
3. Also: I don't even mind Katherine anymore. Wtf. Oh well, good for me.
4. STEFAN OH MY GOD ;___________________________; UGH EVERYTHING. HE WAS TRYING TO FIGHT HIMSELF AND OMG HE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF RATHER THAN EAT ELENA AND THEN HE SWITCHED IT OFF and omg I have this idea that Stefan with his emotions switched off WILL make Damon look like the poster boy for well adjusted. NO BUT THE SCENE WITH THE TIMER. AND HIM BEING LIKE OKAY SURE I LOVE YOU KLAUS AND THEN FUCKING IT A SECOND LATER OH SHIP. Why did I even start shipping Stefan/Elena, DAMMIT. Though well objectively it's delivering so hard I can't even. Also the 'please go on at the end' = perfect delivery.
5. Caroline, stay awesome forever and ever.
6. .... is Tyler like the punching sack for this entire show? Geez, the kid's life REALLY sucks. Now he's a hybrid? Geeeez. I just hope there are no side effects...
On the good side, if now he feels EVEN BETTER than before, what's happening next time he and Caroline have sex, they'll set the town on fire? Though seriously those two are so precious I want to smish them together forever.
7. MATT HAS A STORYLINE FOR REAAALZ. Idek. Also omg I kinda teared up when he saw Vicky again ;_____; even if I still trust ghost!Anna more than ghost!Vicky, but we'll see. Anyway... that I'M JUST KILLING MYSELF thing was dumb. I was having heart attacks.
8. BONNIE YOU'RE AWESOME AND FIERCE AND MY FAVORITE AND I LOVE YOU. GOSH HER EXCHANGE WITH KLAUS AT THE BEGINNING, the stones that girl has. She's probably the one with more stones out of the entire lot, or close to it. My love, let me lay it on you. <33333 also good thing she knew CPR...
9. Katherine, for the first time I actually approved 100% of your plan.
OMG PEOPLE. NEXT WEEK SEBASTIAN ROCHE' IS BACK TO GRACING MY SCREEN. *_____________________________* YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WAIT FOR THAT GLORIOUS MOMENT. Him and his lovely hips and firm muscles and French accent and.. okay, okay, I'm quitting it. But OMG OMG.
ALSO. HE'S A VAMPIRE THAT KILLS OTHER VAMPIRES? OMG THAT'S SO FREAKING COOL I CAN'T WAIT. I. CAN'T. WAIT.
10. Dear Damon Salvatore, thanks for reminding me all the bunch of reasons why you're my favorite. (You thought I had forgotten him?) No, seriously, after that total ten steps back thing of last episode, this round he was glorious. First: THANK FUCK HE'S NOT AT KATHERINE'S BECK AND CALL ANYMORE. I can stop worrying about his well-being whenever he's near her. Second: his bluffing was glorious. Third: I don't ship Damon/Elena really but gosh that scene when he came clean with her was just... HIS EYES. HIS EYES. His Prettiness is knocking it out of the park. I mean it was just, he wasn't pretending or snarking or anything, and I kinda like that in the second Stefan shut his emotion switch off he turned it back on for good. Idk he was reminding me of his 1860s self, which was way more well-adjusted than the current one, and since the one flashback I crave like nothing else that we didn't have is seeing how Damon went from relatively well-adjusted to S1 psycho, I'm totally digging this. I liked that he didn't ask anything of Elena also - he isn't really aiming to push her or anything. Just, if I know how this show works it won't last long, but I cheer whenever Damon decides that trying to be a sort of half-decent human being is worth it, so... nothing but love here. I also like that they didn't sugarcoat his dealings with Jeremy though. It helps buying it.
11. Also: life at the Salvatore place is going to become the bad kind of hilarious. You imagine Stefan hanging around with his emotions shut off while Damon freaks out at how well-adjusted Stefan is making him look and Elena feels like the whole thing is totally insane?
12. Jeremy & Katherine teaming up: idek but it might be interesting.
13. Rebekah: your bratty ways and jealousy are so amusing I can't even. Stick around for a while. XD
14. Dear Elena, I think you need a hug or two. Seriously I was like ;___________; through this entire thing. If she doesn't have a nervous breakdown in the next one my respect will go infinitely higher (though if she had one I'd totally get it).
15. In conclusion: SHOW ILU STAY AWESOME FOREVER AND OMG IT'S EPISODE -FIVE-. PACING HOW SO AWESOME.
16. Post scriptum: oh dear, I'd like to see Carol Lockwood's reaction at learning that her kid became half a vampire OTHER than a werewolf... someone is going to need a lot of alcohol in the Lockwood/Forbes clan very soon.
WHEN IS NEXT WEEK OMG.
