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janie_tangerineOr, appropriate title was appropriate. This is probably gonna be less coherent than usual.
1. Okay, let's get this out of the way:
SEBASTIAN ROCHE' PLEASE GET INTO MY PANTS/SKIRTS. FJHSJDGHJKFHGKJSHDKJHGSKGHJFDSHG.
ALSO.
HE.
ATE.
KATHERINE.
Or well, drank her blood, whatever. I DIED. OMG LOLOLOLOLOL and I was enjoying Katherine too for the first time in ages (her frustration was awesome) but WHEN HE DRANK HER I PASSED OUT FROM THE OMG WTF AWESOME. 'I don't eat living things.' I LIKE YOU ALREADY MICHAEL. YOU AND YOUR VERY FIRM CHEST THAT I'M SURE YOU'LL GET TO SHOW AT SOME POINT.
dhjgfjghkjfhgsjfdhgòsahòehkjfdhgf Sebastian Roche' you're back on my screen and iluiluilu.
2. That out of the way: Stefan/Elena, you're so endgame, I want to die in shipper glee whenever you had a scene. Also HEEE STEFAN SAVING HER WHEN SHE THREW HERSELF OUT OF THE BALCONY XDD ELENA GILBERT YOU HAVE SMARTS.
3. Also: HOW I LIKE ALARIC TEACHING ELENA HOW TO GO VAMPIRE HUNTING? And her actually having mastered it so well that she gave it back to Stefan tenfold. I LIKE YOU. AND ELENA/ALARIC GENERAL PARTNERSHIP IS GLEEFUL STUFF.
4. ALSO DAMON MISSES ALARIC AND 'YOU'RE GONNA BE ANGRY AT ME FOREVER' AND OMG OMG OMG MY SHIP PLEASE LET ME COVER YOU IN RAINBOWS AND SPARKLY THINGS. THIS IS SO NOT GONNA LAST LONG BUT OMG.
5. Lol I knew something was wrong with Tyler. Someone bring Rebekah away from him or she's gonna ruin him. That said.. NICE CHEST, TYLER LOCKWOOD. UNF.
6. Caroline Forbes you're perfect and amazing and ilu and please never change and be awesome forever.
7. Stefan, you make me want to weep. In earnest. Like, really.
8. Bonnie keeps on being the hbic. GO BONNIE. I can't even blame her for not wanting to talk to Jeremy - if he's always thinking about Anna...
9. .... and that said, Jer/Anna scene was sweet.
10. Vicky, WTF. JUST WTF. At least Matt had sense enough to put a remedy to things A SECOND AFTER REALIZING HE FUCKED UP.
11. I just hope it doesn't mean that Matt doesn't have a storyline anymore, bc that'd be very very bad. He was just showing appeal! Come on show, keep on giving him a storyline!
12. HOW THE FUCK IS MASON LOCKWOOD ALIVE? DID KLAUS RESURRECT HIM?
13. That said, Klaus-free episode was awesome. Totally didn't miss his face, sorry.
14. ... I want to hug Damon. Can I? Lol, at the beginning he was so like 'wtf' that I couldn't even. Like 'geez I had forgotten that I could be totally tame in comparison to my brother, and WAIT I HAVE TWENTY GIRLS DRIPPING BLOOD ON MY PERSIAN RUG AND WTF IS EVEN THIS', and he misses Alaric and he's so obv. in love with Elena but he hasn't pushed her once and he doesn't even want to and if it ever happens he's still going to be second best and OH DAMON, you're a total psycho but I really want to hug you. Or maybe Alaric should. ANYWAY I like Damon being totally baffled by what happens under his own roof lolololol. Anyway Damon stay my favorite forever ilu. And that said: from one who doesn't ship Damon/Elena whatsoever, I really like how they're dealing with it. And that scene where he explained her how to stake a vampire was hot. Can't say anything against that. Heck, it's obvious that they're together irl, but it doesn't hurt the chemistry a bit.
15. Srsly, did Mason get a cut in the afterlife? WHAT'S GOING ONNNNN I NEED TO KNOW WHEN IS NEXT WEEK OMG ,MFKDJHFKJGHKJFHG.
16. In conclusion, since I also have to go studying in the midst of all this: SHOW STAY AWESOME AND LET ME LOVE YOU.
Also, Sebastian Roche', if I don't jump you at the next JIB it'll be a miracle of self-restraint. Yes, I'm sure everyone is surprised at that.
1. Okay, let's get this out of the way:
SEBASTIAN ROCHE' PLEASE GET INTO MY PANTS/SKIRTS. FJHSJDGHJKFHGKJSHDKJHGSKGHJFDSHG.
ALSO.
HE.
ATE.
KATHERINE.
Or well, drank her blood, whatever. I DIED. OMG LOLOLOLOLOL and I was enjoying Katherine too for the first time in ages (her frustration was awesome) but WHEN HE DRANK HER I PASSED OUT FROM THE OMG WTF AWESOME. 'I don't eat living things.' I LIKE YOU ALREADY MICHAEL. YOU AND YOUR VERY FIRM CHEST THAT I'M SURE YOU'LL GET TO SHOW AT SOME POINT.
dhjgfjghkjfhgsjfdhgòsahòehkjfdhgf Sebastian Roche' you're back on my screen and iluiluilu.
2. That out of the way: Stefan/Elena, you're so endgame, I want to die in shipper glee whenever you had a scene. Also HEEE STEFAN SAVING HER WHEN SHE THREW HERSELF OUT OF THE BALCONY XDD ELENA GILBERT YOU HAVE SMARTS.
3. Also: HOW I LIKE ALARIC TEACHING ELENA HOW TO GO VAMPIRE HUNTING? And her actually having mastered it so well that she gave it back to Stefan tenfold. I LIKE YOU. AND ELENA/ALARIC GENERAL PARTNERSHIP IS GLEEFUL STUFF.
4. ALSO DAMON MISSES ALARIC AND 'YOU'RE GONNA BE ANGRY AT ME FOREVER' AND OMG OMG OMG MY SHIP PLEASE LET ME COVER YOU IN RAINBOWS AND SPARKLY THINGS. THIS IS SO NOT GONNA LAST LONG BUT OMG.
5. Lol I knew something was wrong with Tyler. Someone bring Rebekah away from him or she's gonna ruin him. That said.. NICE CHEST, TYLER LOCKWOOD. UNF.
6. Caroline Forbes you're perfect and amazing and ilu and please never change and be awesome forever.
7. Stefan, you make me want to weep. In earnest. Like, really.
8. Bonnie keeps on being the hbic. GO BONNIE. I can't even blame her for not wanting to talk to Jeremy - if he's always thinking about Anna...
9. .... and that said, Jer/Anna scene was sweet.
10. Vicky, WTF. JUST WTF. At least Matt had sense enough to put a remedy to things A SECOND AFTER REALIZING HE FUCKED UP.
11. I just hope it doesn't mean that Matt doesn't have a storyline anymore, bc that'd be very very bad. He was just showing appeal! Come on show, keep on giving him a storyline!
12. HOW THE FUCK IS MASON LOCKWOOD ALIVE? DID KLAUS RESURRECT HIM?
13. That said, Klaus-free episode was awesome. Totally didn't miss his face, sorry.
14. ... I want to hug Damon. Can I? Lol, at the beginning he was so like 'wtf' that I couldn't even. Like 'geez I had forgotten that I could be totally tame in comparison to my brother, and WAIT I HAVE TWENTY GIRLS DRIPPING BLOOD ON MY PERSIAN RUG AND WTF IS EVEN THIS', and he misses Alaric and he's so obv. in love with Elena but he hasn't pushed her once and he doesn't even want to and if it ever happens he's still going to be second best and OH DAMON, you're a total psycho but I really want to hug you. Or maybe Alaric should. ANYWAY I like Damon being totally baffled by what happens under his own roof lolololol. Anyway Damon stay my favorite forever ilu. And that said: from one who doesn't ship Damon/Elena whatsoever, I really like how they're dealing with it. And that scene where he explained her how to stake a vampire was hot. Can't say anything against that. Heck, it's obvious that they're together irl, but it doesn't hurt the chemistry a bit.
15. Srsly, did Mason get a cut in the afterlife? WHAT'S GOING ONNNNN I NEED TO KNOW WHEN IS NEXT WEEK OMG ,MFKDJHFKJGHKJFHG.
16. In conclusion, since I also have to go studying in the midst of all this: SHOW STAY AWESOME AND LET ME LOVE YOU.
Also, Sebastian Roche', if I don't jump you at the next JIB it'll be a miracle of self-restraint. Yes, I'm sure everyone is surprised at that.
