the vampire porn 3x08 'ordinary people'
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janie_tangerine1. Dearest Sebastian Roché, GET. INTO. MY. SKIRTS.
Sorry for the unabashed French, but SERIOUSLY. To pull off that idiotic wig you need to have skills. ALSO. THE. LEATHER. VIKING. TROUSERS. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. AND THEN HE WAS SO CLEANED UP IN REGULAR TIMES AND AND AND AND AND
YOU AND YOUR FIRM CHEST, SEBASTIAN. Just... GET INTO MY SKIRTS.
Okay, the part where yours truly swoons about Seb is over. Probably.
2. Also, Alaric having a historical orgasm over the Viking cave = OMG *FAINTS*. Also lol at him checking pictures while Damon and Elena have UST-charged fighting behind them. Also: 'ignore him, I do it all the time.' OH TEAM BADASS. OH SHIP.
3. Tho I'll have to admit it - this show is also The Neverending And Posssibly Very Creepy But Also Quite Damn Amazing Lovestory Of Damon And Stefan Salvatore or what? EVEN ELENA SHIPS IS. >__> lol seriously Stefan breaking the compulsion (more or less) for Damon was just too good to be real.
4. As was Sebastian Roché in a scene with the both of them WITH HIS HAND INSIDE IAN'S CHEST OMG SORRY I MIGHT HAVE DIED A LITTLE.
5. Shut up, it was hot.
^ lol Stefan is so checking Damon out..
TRY TO DENY IT. I don't even.
6. Also if people start doing Mikael/Damon since everyone is on board with Stefan/Klaus or Klaus/EVERYONE I won't be complaining.
7. Aaaand hi show, all of a sudden I now find Rebekah at least sympathetic. Also: Klaus, I do realize that you have daddy issues and that your not-dad being hotter than you, and being the son of young!Eloise from Lost doesn't help you, but from there to killing your mom and lie to your sister/brother about that because you don't want them to ditch you? Well, now that's what I'd call needing a therapist...
8. Damon, please, NEVER STOP SLOW DANCING ON BAR COUNTERS.
Nnnghhhhh.
9. Okay, I like Stefan being a dick on his own a lot more than Stefan being a dick because of Klaus compelling him. Also Damon beating him up in the parking lot - woah. Do those two do it every time they need to let steam off?
10. So wait, DAMON IS LIKE REBEKAH. I find the entire thing so very very amusing. But well, yeah, there we are. Also that scene was sweet. Can I hope that Damon/Elena stays platonic forever? Idk it looks like they have something more or less genuinely decent going on (even if he's in love with her but let's not dwell on that) and the second the UST loses the U part of it it's gonna get uuugly.
11. Rebekah needs to hang out with Caroline more. Maybe she'd realize that she doesn't need to go psychotic. Using the cheerleading squad to be mannequins was creeepyyyy.
12. Did I mention that Sebastian Roché needs to just TALK forever? That accent. Nngh. YES I HAVE A CRUSH THAT MOVED TO MY MORE OR LESS FAVORITE SHOW TO SECOND-FAVORITE SHOW, I'LL SQUEE ABOUT IT.
13. Also, next episode there's homecoming happening? Obviously shit will go down. I'm starting to think that everyone in MF should just close themselves into a convent/monastery and stop having a social life/huge gatherings.
14. Srsly show just keep on going like this forever. I love your cheesy vampire porny crackiness and please never stop being awesome. <33
Sorry for the unabashed French, but SERIOUSLY. To pull off that idiotic wig you need to have skills. ALSO. THE. LEATHER. VIKING. TROUSERS. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. AND THEN HE WAS SO CLEANED UP IN REGULAR TIMES AND AND AND AND AND
YOU AND YOUR FIRM CHEST, SEBASTIAN. Just... GET INTO MY SKIRTS.
Okay, the part where yours truly swoons about Seb is over. Probably.
2. Also, Alaric having a historical orgasm over the Viking cave = OMG *FAINTS*. Also lol at him checking pictures while Damon and Elena have UST-charged fighting behind them. Also: 'ignore him, I do it all the time.' OH TEAM BADASS. OH SHIP.
3. Tho I'll have to admit it - this show is also The Neverending And Posssibly Very Creepy But Also Quite Damn Amazing Lovestory Of Damon And Stefan Salvatore or what? EVEN ELENA SHIPS IS. >__> lol seriously Stefan breaking the compulsion (more or less) for Damon was just too good to be real.
4. As was Sebastian Roché in a scene with the both of them WITH HIS HAND INSIDE IAN'S CHEST OMG SORRY I MIGHT HAVE DIED A LITTLE.
5. Shut up, it was hot.
^ lol Stefan is so checking Damon out..
TRY TO DENY IT. I don't even.
6. Also if people start doing Mikael/Damon since everyone is on board with Stefan/Klaus or Klaus/EVERYONE I won't be complaining.
7. Aaaand hi show, all of a sudden I now find Rebekah at least sympathetic. Also: Klaus, I do realize that you have daddy issues and that your not-dad being hotter than you, and being the son of young!Eloise from Lost doesn't help you, but from there to killing your mom and lie to your sister/brother about that because you don't want them to ditch you? Well, now that's what I'd call needing a therapist...
8. Damon, please, NEVER STOP SLOW DANCING ON BAR COUNTERS.
Nnnghhhhh.
9. Okay, I like Stefan being a dick on his own a lot more than Stefan being a dick because of Klaus compelling him. Also Damon beating him up in the parking lot - woah. Do those two do it every time they need to let steam off?
10. So wait, DAMON IS LIKE REBEKAH. I find the entire thing so very very amusing. But well, yeah, there we are. Also that scene was sweet. Can I hope that Damon/Elena stays platonic forever? Idk it looks like they have something more or less genuinely decent going on (even if he's in love with her but let's not dwell on that) and the second the UST loses the U part of it it's gonna get uuugly.
11. Rebekah needs to hang out with Caroline more. Maybe she'd realize that she doesn't need to go psychotic. Using the cheerleading squad to be mannequins was creeepyyyy.
12. Did I mention that Sebastian Roché needs to just TALK forever? That accent. Nngh. YES I HAVE A CRUSH THAT MOVED TO MY MORE OR LESS FAVORITE SHOW TO SECOND-FAVORITE SHOW, I'LL SQUEE ABOUT IT.
13. Also, next episode there's homecoming happening? Obviously shit will go down. I'm starting to think that everyone in MF should just close themselves into a convent/monastery and stop having a social life/huge gatherings.
14. Srsly show just keep on going like this forever. I love your cheesy vampire porny crackiness and please never stop being awesome. <33
