Since you're gone my empty arms have nothing left to hold

Uhm. So I went back to the drabble meme with the idea of finishing today.

Guess what, I spent two hours on this. I swear the other ones ARE coming at some point soon, but apparently you all gave me awesome prompts and I can't keep it short. I don't even - I'm too wordy.

Title: if you just let me follow you down
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: pg13
Word count: ∼2500
Summary: wherein Alaric takes matters into own his hands regarding Damon's situation, or at least he tries. And sorry for the sucky summary but every other way I word it, it'd be spoilery for the last episode aired.
Spoilers: for 2x21 and blink-and-miss one for the 2x22 promo.
Warnings: uhm, well, none that I can think of, but it isn't exactly happy stuff.
A/N: ozmissage asked for badass!Alaric/Alaric being awesome at that drabble meme (with bonus Damon). Uhm. THIS IS SO NOT A DRABBLE and after today's episode I kind of had to go there but I hope it pleases. ;) using for my poisoning square for hc_bingo and my other: near death square for kissbingo. Title from Bob Dylan.

( Stefan hasn’t even finished talking when Alaric asks the question. )

Okay, this be round one. You'll probably get another post in a short while with a number of mixed fandoms. Sorry in advance for spamming.

Damon/Alaric:

a question of types
damon/alaric; pg; 900+ words; general S1 spoilers, set after 1x12; no warnings; not mine.
Wherein Damon crashes Alaric's first date in ages and not just for the kick of it.
Originally written for gottalovev at the five acts exchange for the prompt jealousy.

scar tissue
damon/alaric; pg13; 1000+ words; general S1 spoilers; warnings: scar kink; not mine.
Damon has a thing for scars. Alaric fails to find it as disturbing as it could be.
Originally written for ozmissage at the five acts exchange for the prompts scars and kissing; using for my kissbingo square experimental: hickey.

Tyler/Caroline:

I'm looking through you
tyler/caroline; r-ish; 531 words; spoilers for 2x11; warnings for light scar description; not mine.

Originally written for crickets at the five acts exchange for the prompt scars.

Title: a question of types
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: pg
Word count: 912
Summary: wherein Damon crashes Alaric's first date in ages and not just for the kick of it.
Spoilers: uhm, general for S1, set anytime post 1x21.
Warnings: none for this time.
A/N: originally written for gottalovev for the five acts exchange, with the prompt jealousy.

( I had assumed crashing dates was too low for your standards, and I’m still assuming that it is. )

Title: scar tissue
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: pg13
Word count: 1000+
Summary: Damon has a thing for scars. Alaric fails to find it as disturbing as it could be.
Spoilers: general S1, but nothing specific.
Warnings: scar kink.
A/N: originally written for ozmissage for the five acts exchange; prompts were scars and kissing. Using for my kissbingo square experimental: hickey.

( We don’t scar. It doesn’t work like with you. )

Title: things fall apart
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1386
Spoilers: Implies that it's set after the beginning of S2.
Summary: where the world as we know it has ended and both Damon and Alaric try to deal with it. It doesn't necessarily go well most of the time.
Warnings: previous mentioned character death(s), blood drinking, angst overload.
Disclaimer: nothing is mine, very sadly for me.
A/N: for fullonswayzeed for the five acts exchange; it got too long and so I'm posting it in one chunk. Prompts were apocalyptic/post apocalyptic settings and cigarettes. I hope it works for you. ♥ The fever-triggered-Apocalypse device is totally stolen from Stephen King, by the way. Also using for my au_bingo square future: post-apocalypse and my hc_bingo square blood loss.

( Never pegged you for a smoker,” Damon says as Alaric brings the cigarette between his lips and takes a drag. )

coming around
Damon/Alaric; R; 1045 words; set after 2x21 and before 2x22. Warning: drinking happens and drunk people happen; not mine.
The problem is that Alaric might have been drunk last evening, but not so drunk that he doesn’t remember what happened before he woke up naked in a bed with Damon Salvatore.
originally written for sandrine at the five acts exchange; the prompts were morning after, forgiveness and rough sex, though it's more of the former. Title stolen from Steve Earle.

the family business
Damon/Alaric, Stefan; R; 2270 words; total cracky AU with maybe some canon from S1 sneaking in. warning for mild bloodplay, swearing and utter crack; not mine.
where Damon and Alaric are porn actors, Stefan directs them in movies, shooting porn movies is the Salvatore family business and Stefan's life sucks. A lot.
originally written for gottalovev at the five acts exchange; the prompts were pining/obliviousness and knifeplay, though it's more of the former. I reiterate the warnings. This is utter crack. Don't take it seriously.

pink lace and strange
Damon/Alaric; NC17; 870 words; set sometime in late S1, but no spoilers. warning for crossdressing; not mine.
The last thing Damon was expecting was to push down the fly on Alaric’s jeans and find panties.
originally written for miya_tenaka at the five acts exchange; the prompt was crossdressing. Title stolen from Nirvana, with some reworking. If you're looking for plot, then this isn't the fic you want.

sometimes you can't make it on your own
Alaric/Damon/Elena; NC17; 2470 words; up until 1x22. The S2 premiere totally ruled this out, but take it as an AU coda to the S1 finale. warning for threesome where just two people strictly have sex and one of them is seventeen; not mine.
The last thing Damon was expecting was to push down the fly on Alaric’s jeans and find panties.
originally written for mollivanders at thefive acts exchange; the prompts were confessions, dangerous situations and on the run. Title stolen from U2. Also this was written before the premiere and then the show went in the completely opposite direction so just ignore S2.

Title: pink lace and strange
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: NC17
Words: 871
Spoilers: none really. Set in late S1 I guess, but there's nothing mentioned.
Warnings: crossdressing.
Summary: the last thing Damon was expecting was to push down the fly on Alaric’s jeans and find panties.
A/N: originally written for miya_tenaka at the five acts exchange; the prompt was crossdressing. Title sort of stolen from Nirvana even if it's reworked. Btw, it's totally smut without any hint of plot.

( Now, surprising Damon Salvatore is something that is very, very hard to accomplish. )

Title: the family business
Pairing/Characters: Damon/Alaric, Stefan (Stefan/Elena implied)
Rating: R
Words: 2270
Spoilers: it's an AU. But I guess there are some until 1x21, since there's some canon sneaking in.
Warnings: utter crack, some knifeplay/bloodplay, a lot of swearing.
Summary: where Damon and Alaric are porn actors, Stefan directs them in movies, shooting porn movies is the Salvatore family business and Stefan's life sucks. A lot.
A/N: originally written for gottalovev at the five acts exchange; the prompts were pining/obliviousness and knifeplay. I reiterate the warnings. This is utter crack. Don't take it seriously. Using for my au_bingo actors square.

( It’s official: Stefan’s life sucks. He’s this close to share it with the world on fml.com, but he’s pretty sure that most people wouldn’t believe him if he did. )

Title: coming around
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Rating: R
Words: 1045
Spoilers: set after 2x21 and before 2x22.
Warnings: there's drinking and hungover people.
Summary: the problem is that Alaric might have been drunk last evening, but not so drunk that he doesn’t remember what happened before he woke up naked in a bed with Damon Salvatore.
A/N: originally written for sandrine at the five acts exchange; the prompts were morning after, forgiveness and rough sex, though it's more of the former. Title stolen from Steve Earle.

( He remembers being at the Grill, and then Damon showing up as usual, and it was one of those times where he didn’t feel like punching the bastard. )

PHEWWWWWW. God. This was almost worse than the Lost ones. And I still have all the Dean/Castiel to go through. Ah well, have the rest. ;)

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The Vampire pornography Diaries (both Damon/Alaric):

We've Always Been Out Of Our Minds
Damon/Alaric; spoilers maybe up until 1x18 but nothing specific really. 666 words, R; not mine.
The blade is sharp and thin and deadly, and Damon’s face halfway between inexpressive and satisfied as he moves it downwards, ripping Alaric’s shirt with a soft sound that sounds haunting when they’re surrounded by silence, except for their own breathing.
A/N: originally written for gottalovev for the five acts meme for the prompt knifeplay. Title from Tom Waits.
There’s something skillful in the way Damon handles that knife.

I Know You Want What's On My Mind
Damon/Alaric; spoilers maybe up until 1x18 but nothing specific really. 723 words, NC17; not mine.
As Alaric's left hand moves and his index slowly, slowly reaches the pool of dark blood on Damon's chest, he wonders for a second if he’s really doing this. If he’s right exactly where she was. (And he is. Oh, he is.) What would happen if instead of tracing a random, diagonal line which sort of shakes along the way, he brought that finger up and licked it clean.
A/N: originally written for fullonswayzeed for the five acts meme for the prompt bloodplay. Title from Stone Temple Pilots.
“Oh, that is kinky. I bet you didn’t even know that yourself, did you?”

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Chuck:

The Last Men On Earth
Bryce/Chuck; general S2 spoilers, goes AU sometime before the finale. 1287 words, light R; not mine.
That’s what Chuck’s life is now: empty motels, stealing gas tanks for a car that will probably fall apart on its own soon-ish, and Bryce Larkin, in a nuclear fucking wasteland where you can’t even risk rain touching your skin.
A/N: originally written for gigglemonster for the five acts meme for the prompts post-apocalypse, motels, weather.
All Chuck has noticed in the last three months, is that everyone is gone.

Plain Awesome
Ellie/Awesome; general S3 spoilers, not much specified. 487 words, PG; not mine.
Now, according to Devon, Ellie is what you’d call the embodiment of awesome in every possible sense; hell, at times he wonders why they call him Awesome and not her, and his fondness for the word shouldn’t have zilch to do with it.
A/N: originally written for rayruz for the five acts meme for the prompt food .
And there are things he likes to do with her.

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LOTR:

And I'll Love All Things That Grow And Are Not Barren
Faramir/Éowyn; er, if you read the book/watched the movies, no spoilers really. Otherwise, for the ending. 740 words, PG; not mine.
It’s not just that he’s a good man and that he gets her in a way no one else ever did, it’s not just that he was right when he guessed that she wouldn’t leave the houses because he wouldn’t; it’s that he doesn’t want her to be anything else than what she is, and he doesn’t expect her to be anything other than what that.
A/N: originally written for yersi_fanel for the five acts meme for the prompts happy endings, happiness and slight possessiveness.
Once, dying was her only wish.

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SPN:

How Sam Winchester Ended Up Smitten With The New, Hot Librarian (and proved to be related to his brother in the process)
Sam/Castiel, Dean; total AU so no spoilers. 2264 words, PG13; not mine.
the AU where Sam is in grad school, Castiel is the new librarian, Dean gives Sam sort-of-wise advice and the angst is at a minimum.
A/N: originally written for hopelessfangirl for the five acts meme for the prompts AU, staring, watching movies. GRAD SCHOOL ROM COM AU. I said it all.
“Sammy, you idiot, you’ve been translating all your Latin crap with him for three weeks and you still haven’t gotten into the guy’s pants? How can we even be related?”

And No More Shall We Part
Sam/Castiel/Dean; general S5 spoilers. words, NC17, warning for consensual incestuous threesome; not mine.
Seeing them kissing like this is the most beautiful thing Dean has put his eyes on; it means that he has them both and he never has to make that choice he feared he’d have to do back before the Apocalypse even started.
A/N: originally written for entangled_now for the five acts meme for the prompts fingers, double penetration, kissing. The DP is sort of, but still. Using for sacred_20 #18, forbidden fruit.
What makes it perfect, Dean thinks, is the balance. Between each of them, and between the three of them.

Yes, I know. I wrote the vporn. My life is officially screwed. Or maybe not. ;) Anyway. I wrote two for the five acts meme, but since they're both short-ish I figured I'd post them both at once.

Title: We've Always Been Out Of Our Minds
Rating: R
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Words: 666 (seriously.)
Summary: The blade is sharp and thin and deadly, and Damon’s face halfway between inexpressive and satisfied as he moves it downwards, ripping Alaric’s shirt with a soft sound that sounds haunting when they’re surrounded by silence, except for their own breathing.
Spoilers: er, assumes that you've seen at least until 1x18, but it's not really specifically spoilery.
Disclaimer: the Vampire pornography Diaries aren't mine. No, not really.
A/N: originally written for gottalovev for the Five acts meme with knifeplay as a prompt. Title stolen from Tom Waits.

( There’s something skillful in the way Damon handles that knife. )

Title: I Know You Want What's On My Mind
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Damon/Alaric
Words: 723
Summary: As Alaric's left hand moves and his index slowly, slowly reaches the pool of dark blood on Damon's chest, he wonders for a second if he’s really doing this. If he’s right exactly where she was. (And he is. Oh, he is.) What would happen if instead of tracing a random, diagonal line which sort of shakes along the way, he brought that finger up and licked it clean.
Spoilers: assumes that you've seen at least until 1x18, but it's not really specifically spoilery. Hell, this is just porn-ish stuff without redemption whatsoever.
Disclaimer: the Vampire pornography Diaries aren't mine. No, not really.
A/N: originally written for fullonswayzeed for the Five acts meme, with bloodplay for a prompt. Title stolen from Stone Temple Pilots.

( “Oh, that is kinky. I bet you didn’t even know that yourself, did you?” )