Since you're gone my empty arms have nothing left to hold

Title: that's a pretty fucking good milkshake
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Rating: PG13
Words: 3870
Spoilers: S5 up until 5x13.
Warnings: none really except for very wacky case?
Summary: where in order to go on a hunt Sam and Castiel have to pretend to be dating. Strawberry milkshakes are also involved.
A/N: written for mwmm23 at the sassy_otp fanworks exchange; my prompt was Cas and Sam have to pretend to be a couple for some reason. Uhm, it didn't really want to be porn, but I tried to have in at least the UST and the awkwardness. And some Dean. I really hope it fits the bill. Title sort of stolen from a Pulp Fiction quote. *hides*

( Sam doesn’t know if Castiel agrees without making an objection because he’s bored but not completely recharged, because he really cares about the ten dead people or because he can’t refuse Dean anything. Or if it’s the three things altogether. )

PHEWWWWWW. God. This was almost worse than the Lost ones. And I still have all the Dean/Castiel to go through. Ah well, have the rest. ;)

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The Vampire pornography Diaries (both Damon/Alaric):

We've Always Been Out Of Our Minds
Damon/Alaric; spoilers maybe up until 1x18 but nothing specific really. 666 words, R; not mine.
The blade is sharp and thin and deadly, and Damon’s face halfway between inexpressive and satisfied as he moves it downwards, ripping Alaric’s shirt with a soft sound that sounds haunting when they’re surrounded by silence, except for their own breathing.
A/N: originally written for gottalovev for the five acts meme for the prompt knifeplay. Title from Tom Waits.
There’s something skillful in the way Damon handles that knife.

I Know You Want What's On My Mind
Damon/Alaric; spoilers maybe up until 1x18 but nothing specific really. 723 words, NC17; not mine.
As Alaric's left hand moves and his index slowly, slowly reaches the pool of dark blood on Damon's chest, he wonders for a second if he’s really doing this. If he’s right exactly where she was. (And he is. Oh, he is.) What would happen if instead of tracing a random, diagonal line which sort of shakes along the way, he brought that finger up and licked it clean.
A/N: originally written for fullonswayzeed for the five acts meme for the prompt bloodplay. Title from Stone Temple Pilots.
“Oh, that is kinky. I bet you didn’t even know that yourself, did you?”

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Chuck:

The Last Men On Earth
Bryce/Chuck; general S2 spoilers, goes AU sometime before the finale. 1287 words, light R; not mine.
That’s what Chuck’s life is now: empty motels, stealing gas tanks for a car that will probably fall apart on its own soon-ish, and Bryce Larkin, in a nuclear fucking wasteland where you can’t even risk rain touching your skin.
A/N: originally written for gigglemonster for the five acts meme for the prompts post-apocalypse, motels, weather.
All Chuck has noticed in the last three months, is that everyone is gone.

Plain Awesome
Ellie/Awesome; general S3 spoilers, not much specified. 487 words, PG; not mine.
Now, according to Devon, Ellie is what you’d call the embodiment of awesome in every possible sense; hell, at times he wonders why they call him Awesome and not her, and his fondness for the word shouldn’t have zilch to do with it.
A/N: originally written for rayruz for the five acts meme for the prompt food .
And there are things he likes to do with her.

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LOTR:

And I'll Love All Things That Grow And Are Not Barren
Faramir/Éowyn; er, if you read the book/watched the movies, no spoilers really. Otherwise, for the ending. 740 words, PG; not mine.
It’s not just that he’s a good man and that he gets her in a way no one else ever did, it’s not just that he was right when he guessed that she wouldn’t leave the houses because he wouldn’t; it’s that he doesn’t want her to be anything else than what she is, and he doesn’t expect her to be anything other than what that.
A/N: originally written for yersi_fanel for the five acts meme for the prompts happy endings, happiness and slight possessiveness.
Once, dying was her only wish.

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SPN:

How Sam Winchester Ended Up Smitten With The New, Hot Librarian (and proved to be related to his brother in the process)
Sam/Castiel, Dean; total AU so no spoilers. 2264 words, PG13; not mine.
the AU where Sam is in grad school, Castiel is the new librarian, Dean gives Sam sort-of-wise advice and the angst is at a minimum.
A/N: originally written for hopelessfangirl for the five acts meme for the prompts AU, staring, watching movies. GRAD SCHOOL ROM COM AU. I said it all.
“Sammy, you idiot, you’ve been translating all your Latin crap with him for three weeks and you still haven’t gotten into the guy’s pants? How can we even be related?”

And No More Shall We Part
Sam/Castiel/Dean; general S5 spoilers. words, NC17, warning for consensual incestuous threesome; not mine.
Seeing them kissing like this is the most beautiful thing Dean has put his eyes on; it means that he has them both and he never has to make that choice he feared he’d have to do back before the Apocalypse even started.
A/N: originally written for entangled_now for the five acts meme for the prompts fingers, double penetration, kissing. The DP is sort of, but still. Using for sacred_20 #18, forbidden fruit.
What makes it perfect, Dean thinks, is the balance. Between each of them, and between the three of them.

Title: And No More Shall We Part
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sam/Castiel/Dean
Words: 1409
Warnings:: incestuous + angelic threesome, sort of double penetration, maaaybe slight powerplay vibes, but it's all consensual.
Summary: Seeing them kissing like this is the most beautiful thing Dean has put his eyes on; it means that he has them both and he never has to make that choice he feared he’d have to do back before the Apocalypse even started.
Spoilers: general S5.
Disclaimer: nah, Supernatural isn't mine. It'd air late at night or on cable.
A/N: originally written for entangled_now for the five acts meme with the prompts fingers, kissing, double penetration. Er. Case is. I always wanted to write Dean/Sam/Castiel. I never did. Then I saw the prompts and this came to me and I ended up writing unrepentant porn. You're warned? Using for sacred_20 #18, forbidden fruit, albeit loosely.

( What makes it perfect, Dean thinks, is the balance. Between each of them, and between the three of them. )

Title: How Sam Winchester Ended Up Smitten With The New, Hot Librarian (and proved to be related to his brother in the process)
Rating: PG13
Pairing/Characters: Sam/Castiel, Dean (sorta)
Words: 2264
Summary: the AU where Sam is in grad school, Castiel is the new librarian, Dean gives Sam sort-of-wise advice and the angst is at a minimum.
Spoilers: total AU, so... none.
Disclaimer: Supernatural isn't mine. Otherwise it'd be a rom-com. No, not really, but still.
A/N: originally written for hopelessfangirl at the five acts meme with the prompts AU, watching movies and staring, sort of. And. Er. Damn. I guess that since it's a total rom-com grad school AU it qualifies as proper Sassy?

( “Sammy, you idiot, you’ve been translating all your Latin crap with him for three weeks and you still haven’t gotten into the guy’s pants? How can we even be related?” )

Dude. I wrote Sam/Castiel. AND IT ISN'T EVEN CRACK. (Well, fine, I kinda had written it in a comment fic I will share sooner or later but WHATEVER.) This was so not supposed to happen. Blame last episode. I-just-had-to, even if I have a lot of more pressing matters, in theory.

Title: I Just Need A Place To Lay My Head
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Rating: PG-something (less than 13 but more than PG?)
Wordcount: 2600
Warnings: someone is drunk. 5x17. That's a warning enough I guess?
Summary: where Castiel is both drunk and miserable, Sam is both worried and miserable, and they try to deal with it.
Spoilers: 5x17 '99 Problems' coda, ergo up and included said episode.
Disclaimer: SPN isn't mine and the title isn't either. If SPN was mine I wouldn't be so cruel.
A/N: using for sacred_20 #12, faith. Also. I like Sam/Castiel. I do, even if it isn't exactly my ship. I just don't usually write it. And if I do, it's crack. But after last episode I kind of had to and just, duh, I don't even know. I'm not jumping ship. I just had to. Really. ;) Title stolen from The Weight by Bob Dylan & The Band.

( Yes, I did it for him. Which does not mean that I haven’t learned to care about you, too. )

This is stiiiiiill crack.

Title: That's How You Know He's Your Love 3/3
Pairings/Characters: eventual Dean/Castiel and Sam/Anna (also Sam/Castiel and Dean/Anna); Lucifer, Crowley, Gabriel (sort of), Ben, most of the characters appear.
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 10000 ca this part, around 30000 overall.
Disclaimer: Supernatural is most definitely not mine, and Enchanted is Disney's. The only thing I provide is the crack.
Warnings: sort of voluntary mocking purple prose in the fairytale-ish bits, Gabriel is the chipmunk (yes, that's a warning in itself), possible fluff overload (but you've seen the source material, right?), crack-ish stuff, hell, this is a fusion with a goddamn Disney movie. This is definitely not to be taken (too) seriously.
Summary: Enchanted fusion wherein Castiel falls from Heaven into New York City because of evil king Lucifer, Dean is the cynical single father divorce attorney whose life changes when they meet, Sam is a prince who is definitely intent on finding his beloved who was stolen from him, and Gabriel, even if he's a chipmunk, is definitely the sanest of the bunch.
A/N: last part of wandersfound's birthday present, wherein our story finally comes to an end. Still cutting out the cute animals and still reiterating the not taking too seriously advice. Also, you probably don't care but it was scary how much I was into writing this part in particular so uh, I hope you all enjoy it? ;) Also features a suprise!pairing which I put just because I could. Part I, Part II.

( True love's kiss. The most powerful thing in the world. )

Title: That's How You Know He's Your Love 2/3
Pairings/Characters: eventual Dean/Castiel and Sam/Anna (also Sam/Castiel and Dean/Anna); Lucifer, Crowley, Gabriel (sort of), Ben, most of the characters appear.
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 10000 this part, around 30000 overall.
Disclaimer: Supernatural is most definitely not mine, and Enchanted is Disney's. The only thing I provide is the crack.
Warnings: sort of voluntary mocking purple prose in the fairytale-ish bits, Gabriel is the chipmunk (yes, that's a warning in itself), possible fluff overload (but you've seen the source material, right?), crack-ish stuff, hell, this is a fusion with a goddamn Disney movie. This is definitely not to be taken (too) seriously.
Summary: Enchanted fusion wherein Castiel falls from Heaven into New York City because of evil king Lucifer, Dean is the cynical single father divorce attorney whose life changes when they meet, Sam is a prince who is definitely intent on finding his beloved who was stolen from him, and Gabriel, even if he's a chipmunk, is definitely the sanest of the bunch.
A/N: still for wandersfound's birthday, even if it was yesterday. Also, it shows that when I watch canon I pay attention to random idiotic details that are relevant to my interests only. And, uh, that's actually the crackiest part I think, but whatever. Still cutting out all the cute animals and reiterating the not taking seriously advice. Part I.

( “So, is this a date?” )

Okay. Er. This is crack.

Title: That's How You Know He's Your Love
Pairings/Characters: eventual Dean/Castiel and Sam/Anna (also Sam/Castiel and Dean/Anna); Lucifer, Crowley, Gabriel (sort of), Ben, most of the characters appear.
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 10000 this part, around 30000 overall.
Disclaimer: Supernatural is most definitely not mine, and Enchanted is Disney's. The only thing I provide is the crack.
Warnings: sort of voluntary mocking purple prose in the fairytale-ish bits, Gabriel is the chipmunk (yes, that's a warning in itself), possible fluff overload (but you've seen the source material, right?), crack-ish stuff, hell, this is a fusion with a goddamn Disney movie. This is definitely not to be taken (too) seriously.
Summary: Enchanted fusion wherein Castiel falls from Heaven into New York City because of evil king Lucifer, Dean is the cynical single father divorce attorney whose life changes when they meet, Sam is a prince who is definitely intent on finding his beloved who was stolen from him, and Gabriel, even if he's a chipmunk, is definitely the sanest of the bunch.
A/N: this is a (hopefully decent) birthday present for wandersfound, who stuck the idea into my head and then since her birthday was close and I am indeed a crazy person so I decided I'd write it. To my defense, I cut out all the cute animals and cut down 95% of the singing and tried to trim the sugar as much as possible, but the base plot is that one. And I have it all written but I suck at being brief so I'm splitting it in three parts which I'll post in three days. Er. I said it, but don't take this seriously. Really. Part II, Part III.

( Once upon a time, in the magical kingdom of Heaven.... seriously? Seriously. )