fic meme nabbed from at least three people

[janie_tangerine]

You know what I was saying yesterday about writing? Maybe I need a push with not-so-heavy prompts in order to get back in the writing frame of mind. So. Stolen from at least toestastegood, falafel_musings and lenina20.

Never Will I Ever meme: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Fandoms: Lost, SPN, Dark Tower, anything you think I know enough to write. Hit me, people. ;)

Comments

[pnr.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't want you to write this... but I need to give it to you

Cas makes sweet hunkin love to Sam while Dean just hears it through audio surveillance (hunched in the van his father wanted to buy), and this makes Sam pregnant with Cas' angel child. It is not crack. It is angsty porn.

There is too much wrong with that prompt... too much wrong.
actually, if you do write it PLEASE disregard the last two sentences, alas... make it pure crack.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

... That so was not how I planned to lose my Sam/Cas virginity (I was planning on losing that... sometime) but... but... LOL, you totally hit what's probably the only thing I'd have never considered writing my whole life (mpreg) so you totally need to be rewarded for the effort XDD I don't guarantee how it's going to turn out but I'll just start and see if the crack wants to be crack. Sometimes it doesn't but with this one I think it should want to XDDD

[pnr.livejournal.com]

I win an internet! whee!

I thought mprg might be something that you would never write yeah... and that is the WHOLE POINT. WHOOP!

(I was about to also prompt you for Cas going back in time and knocking Mary up and making Dean but I decided that was way too boring and not squicky. WRITE IT ANYWAY! And make Dean deal with the revelation post-coitus (wth Cas obv) OH YEAH!)


also... mpreg can be readable it it's crack. Utter utter crack.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

... LOL, your mind so goes to evil places, doesn't it? XDDD okay, I'll give that one a shot too. Don't be surprised if it ends up being the epitome of crack on a stick XDDD

[pnr.livejournal.com]

my mind is a dark dark place in itself. With a stick. And there's crack on it. In the dark. Yes.

ok... I need to give you that third one as well... just for the heck of it.

aha!
ok well... Dean takes Cas to a whorehouse (maybe again? XD) There they meet... INARA! And Inara takes them through a portal in time... back to her own time which of course as you know is the future and there is that nice ship with its nice crew. And you can make up the rest yourself.
Except that Jayne needs to flirt with Cas. Cause Cas is an angel and Jayne is intrigued.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

.... oh dear, and then Dean would beat up Jayne so much, or at least he'd try XDDDDDDDDD

this one is actually awesome. If I had the idea I'd have probably written it lol XDD okay I'll see what I can do. ;) ;)

[pnr.livejournal.com]

of course!
btu they cna bond over weapons instead


I can't JUST give you crap now can I? XD

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

... LOL YES YOU CAN AS MUCH AS YOU WANT <333

(they so would lol XDD)