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You know what I was saying yesterday about writing? Maybe I need a push with not-so-heavy prompts in order to get back in the writing frame of mind. So. Stolen from at least
toestastegood,
falafel_musings and
lenina20.
Never Will I Ever meme: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
Fandoms: Lost, SPN, Dark Tower, anything you think I know enough to write. Hit me, people. ;)
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Never Will I Ever meme: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
Fandoms: Lost, SPN, Dark Tower, anything you think I know enough to write. Hit me, people. ;)
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Date: 2009-09-14 03:29 pm (UTC)Cas makes sweet hunkin love to Sam while Dean just hears it through audio surveillance (hunched in the van his father wanted to buy), and this makes Sam pregnant with Cas' angel child. It is not crack. It is angsty porn.
There is too much wrong with that prompt... too much wrong.
actually, if you do write it PLEASE disregard the last two sentences, alas... make it pure crack.
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Date: 2009-09-14 03:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-14 03:40 pm (UTC)I thought mprg might be something that you would never write yeah... and that is the WHOLE POINT. WHOOP!
(I was about to also prompt you for Cas going back in time and knocking Mary up and making Dean but I decided that was way too boring and not squicky. WRITE IT ANYWAY! And make Dean deal with the revelation post-coitus (wth Cas obv) OH YEAH!)
also... mpreg can be readable it it's crack. Utter utter crack.
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Date: 2009-09-14 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-14 03:56 pm (UTC)ok... I need to give you that third one as well... just for the heck of it.
aha!
ok well... Dean takes Cas to a whorehouse (maybe again? XD) There they meet... INARA! And Inara takes them through a portal in time... back to her own time which of course as you know is the future and there is that nice ship with its nice crew. And you can make up the rest yourself.
Except that Jayne needs to flirt with Cas. Cause Cas is an angel and Jayne is intrigued.
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Date: 2009-09-14 04:05 pm (UTC)this one is actually awesome. If I had the idea I'd have probably written it lol XDD okay I'll see what I can do. ;) ;)
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Date: 2009-09-14 04:10 pm (UTC)btu they cna bond over weapons instead
I can't JUST give you crap now can I? XD
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Date: 2009-09-14 04:26 pm (UTC)(they so would lol XDD)