fic meme nabbed from at least three people

[janie_tangerine]

You know what I was saying yesterday about writing? Maybe I need a push with not-so-heavy prompts in order to get back in the writing frame of mind. So. Stolen from at least toestastegood, falafel_musings and lenina20.

Never Will I Ever meme: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Fandoms: Lost, SPN, Dark Tower, anything you think I know enough to write. Hit me, people. ;)

Comments

[elliotsmelliot.livejournal.com]

This is hard because you are always up to a challenge! I actually think you could do all of these as crack, so no, they would have to be deadly serious.

1. A fic that explain everyone of Ben Linus's deeds as actually very heroic.
2. A fic where everyone laughs at Boone, including the reader.
3. A fic where Sayid is revealed to be the smoke monster.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

LOL, I am indeed up to a challenge with all of them three!! Though while 1 and 2 would probably be more satisfying for me if I could pull those off because they are hard stuff, I think that 3 is just too good not to exist. I'll ponder carefully, but this evening I'll so be on one of these.

[toestastegood.livejournal.com]

1.) A fic in which Damon from the Vampire Diaries is Boone, somehow.
2.) Boone/Locke steamy, kinky man!sex
3.) John Winchester hunts Adam Monroe. It doesn't end well.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

MMM. You know what, I kinda love 1 and 3. And 2 is challenging enough to making me consider it. *is undecided* Okay, this evening either I'm throwing a dice and surprise you. ;) But these were actually kinda awesome.

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

Okay, here goes:

Locke justifies his actions when he killed Boone, and everyone accepts it, including Shannon.
Boone totally forgives Locke for killing him and he becomes his guardian angel (you so know I'm looking for a Castiel-Lost crossover too--but that's for another day).
Sam and Dean--it comes down to brother against brother with one of them left standing--livng at the end.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Oooh, interesting prompts!! I don't know if I can do #1 but each one here has the same pros and cons. I'll think about it at the gym ;)

(also whenever you want to prompt me with Cas/Lost crossovers I'm totally hearing that XD)

[pnr.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't want you to write this... but I need to give it to you

Cas makes sweet hunkin love to Sam while Dean just hears it through audio surveillance (hunched in the van his father wanted to buy), and this makes Sam pregnant with Cas' angel child. It is not crack. It is angsty porn.

There is too much wrong with that prompt... too much wrong.
actually, if you do write it PLEASE disregard the last two sentences, alas... make it pure crack.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

... That so was not how I planned to lose my Sam/Cas virginity (I was planning on losing that... sometime) but... but... LOL, you totally hit what's probably the only thing I'd have never considered writing my whole life (mpreg) so you totally need to be rewarded for the effort XDD I don't guarantee how it's going to turn out but I'll just start and see if the crack wants to be crack. Sometimes it doesn't but with this one I think it should want to XDDD

[pnr.livejournal.com]

I win an internet! whee!

I thought mprg might be something that you would never write yeah... and that is the WHOLE POINT. WHOOP!

(I was about to also prompt you for Cas going back in time and knocking Mary up and making Dean but I decided that was way too boring and not squicky. WRITE IT ANYWAY! And make Dean deal with the revelation post-coitus (wth Cas obv) OH YEAH!)


also... mpreg can be readable it it's crack. Utter utter crack.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

... LOL, your mind so goes to evil places, doesn't it? XDDD okay, I'll give that one a shot too. Don't be surprised if it ends up being the epitome of crack on a stick XDDD

[pnr.livejournal.com]

my mind is a dark dark place in itself. With a stick. And there's crack on it. In the dark. Yes.

ok... I need to give you that third one as well... just for the heck of it.

aha!
ok well... Dean takes Cas to a whorehouse (maybe again? XD) There they meet... INARA! And Inara takes them through a portal in time... back to her own time which of course as you know is the future and there is that nice ship with its nice crew. And you can make up the rest yourself.
Except that Jayne needs to flirt with Cas. Cause Cas is an angel and Jayne is intrigued.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

.... oh dear, and then Dean would beat up Jayne so much, or at least he'd try XDDDDDDDDD

this one is actually awesome. If I had the idea I'd have probably written it lol XDD okay I'll see what I can do. ;) ;)

[pnr.livejournal.com]

of course!
btu they cna bond over weapons instead


I can't JUST give you crap now can I? XD

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

... LOL YES YOU CAN AS MUCH AS YOU WANT <333

(they so would lol XDD)

[lenina20.livejournal.com]

ummmmm.... this is so hard.

rpf in which turns out that bruce springsteen is the leader of some evil conspiracy to hand the earth over to the alientes
jack finds the hatch and takes boone to that little yellow plane, because he knows some sacrifices need to be made for the sake of the island
boone is kidnapped and becomes ben's boy toy.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

....... oh dear, I think I know which one I want to write. These all show that you know exactly what is that I wouldn't ever write *cough* but expect something tomorrow. Oh YES.

[missy-useless.livejournal.com]

after Juliet's death, Jack is all She was a sacrifice that the island demanded
Jack decides to deliver Claire's baby instead of staying with Boone
Heroes/Lost crossover (I haven't finished watching the latest season and I'm not really into the fandom, but anyway ;)): Juliet/Nathan *coughs*

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I quit at mid-last season either but... er. You give me no option. I miss Nathan like fuck and the third intrigues me a lot so that's probably what you'll get. ;)

[missy-useless.livejournal.com]

:D!