fic meme nabbed from at least three people

[janie_tangerine]

You know what I was saying yesterday about writing? Maybe I need a push with not-so-heavy prompts in order to get back in the writing frame of mind. So. Stolen from at least toestastegood, falafel_musings and lenina20.

Never Will I Ever meme: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Fandoms: Lost, SPN, Dark Tower, anything you think I know enough to write. Hit me, people. ;)

Comments

[elliotsmelliot.livejournal.com]

This is hard because you are always up to a challenge! I actually think you could do all of these as crack, so no, they would have to be deadly serious.

1. A fic that explain everyone of Ben Linus's deeds as actually very heroic.
2. A fic where everyone laughs at Boone, including the reader.
3. A fic where Sayid is revealed to be the smoke monster.

[toestastegood.livejournal.com]

1.) A fic in which Damon from the Vampire Diaries is Boone, somehow.
2.) Boone/Locke steamy, kinky man!sex
3.) John Winchester hunts Adam Monroe. It doesn't end well.

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

Okay, here goes:

Locke justifies his actions when he killed Boone, and everyone accepts it, including Shannon.
Boone totally forgives Locke for killing him and he becomes his guardian angel (you so know I'm looking for a Castiel-Lost crossover too--but that's for another day).
Sam and Dean--it comes down to brother against brother with one of them left standing--livng at the end.

[pnr.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't want you to write this... but I need to give it to you

Cas makes sweet hunkin love to Sam while Dean just hears it through audio surveillance (hunched in the van his father wanted to buy), and this makes Sam pregnant with Cas' angel child. It is not crack. It is angsty porn.

There is too much wrong with that prompt... too much wrong.
actually, if you do write it PLEASE disregard the last two sentences, alas... make it pure crack.

[lenina20.livejournal.com]

ummmmm.... this is so hard.

rpf in which turns out that bruce springsteen is the leader of some evil conspiracy to hand the earth over to the alientes
jack finds the hatch and takes boone to that little yellow plane, because he knows some sacrifices need to be made for the sake of the island
boone is kidnapped and becomes ben's boy toy.

[missy-useless.livejournal.com]

after Juliet's death, Jack is all She was a sacrifice that the island demanded
Jack decides to deliver Claire's baby instead of staying with Boone
Heroes/Lost crossover (I haven't finished watching the latest season and I'm not really into the fandom, but anyway ;)): Juliet/Nathan *coughs*