fic meme nabbed from at least three people

[janie_tangerine]

You know what I was saying yesterday about writing? Maybe I need a push with not-so-heavy prompts in order to get back in the writing frame of mind. So. Stolen from at least toestastegood, falafel_musings and lenina20.

Never Will I Ever meme: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Fandoms: Lost, SPN, Dark Tower, anything you think I know enough to write. Hit me, people. ;)

Comments

[lenina20.livejournal.com]

ummmmm.... this is so hard.

rpf in which turns out that bruce springsteen is the leader of some evil conspiracy to hand the earth over to the alientes
jack finds the hatch and takes boone to that little yellow plane, because he knows some sacrifices need to be made for the sake of the island
boone is kidnapped and becomes ben's boy toy.

[janie-tangerine.livejournal.com]

....... oh dear, I think I know which one I want to write. These all show that you know exactly what is that I wouldn't ever write *cough* but expect something tomorrow. Oh YES.