Since you're gone my empty arms have nothing left to hold

And yours truly is done with another table. Yay! It's not like I'm so really convinced of this one but I'm convinced I'll never have a serious Boone/Shannon bunny even if I tried so I just went with it. And I needed to get away from Kant's politics for a while.

Title: Repetition Does Not Transform a Lie Into a Truth
Rating: PG13 to be way sure (always sorta incest, right?)
Characters/Pairing: Boone/Shannon
Word counting: 540
Disclaimer: If they were mine, he'd be alive and she'd have treated him better.
Spoilers: Up until Do No Harm but really, is that even a spoiler?
Summary: What’s most pathetic, is that Boone died believing all the crap she had always told him, or so she figures.
A/N: for 12_stories #6, truth. And apart from the fact that I'm done with that table I don't think there's really that much to say ;) title found on quotationspage.com. I hope Mr. Franklin Delano Roosevelt doesn't kill me all over again in the afterlife for the use I made of his line.

( Now, that was just ironic, that he managed to cheat her as easily as she had cheated him, and she had fallen for her own trick. )

So, this thing basically boils down to the fact that I owed a Boone/Charlie for a table I'm almost finished with and I didn't want to do another afterlife one. Especially because I've got three dead!Boone bunnies to take care of already. So I decided that it was going to be S1, both of them alive and totally angst free. And as soon as I finally manage to get Boone not to angst, Charlie starts angsting on me all over the place and I had to throw Arzt in for good measure. So in the end it wasn't totally angst free but it's all light stuff and it's S1 and no one dies. Good enough right?

Title: The Infamous Pen Business
Characters/Pairing: Boone/Charlie, Arzt special appearance
Rating: PG13 mostly for some language
Disclaimer: Still not mine, though at this point they could give me Boone since I've probably stuck with him more than the writers cared to.
Word count: 4130
Spoilers: Based more or less from The Moth until some time before Special. But everybody has seen those, right?
Summary: Boone really, really hates pens.
A/N: for 12_stories #11, questions. Even if the title might suggest that, it's not crack. It's only plain light stuff. Gets back on the fact that I'm convinced that Boone loves Simon and Garfunkel and well, I know that Charlie didn't get his Tricia Tanaka shirt from where I made him get it here but allow me some poetic license ;) also, I think I totally fail at writing Artz. But I swear I tried. Oh, and I assumed that Claire kept some goth music taste even after turning back to blonde. Forgive me if I went with the only sort of metal group I'm acquainted with. Nominated for Best Slash Fic at lost_fic_awards, June 2008.



( Boone calls it the infamous pen business by now. He can’t seem to get away from that and does he hate it much? Yes, he does. Very much. )

Well, I had this in mind for months and since the insane thing has stopped to cooperate after 8000 words of cooperating, guess I'll just write it since it's the only prompt for that table left for which I had an idea.

Title: Leaving All of Love's Ashes Behind
Pairing: Sawyer/Boone
Rating: light R
Disclaimer: See the spoilers. If it was mine, it wouldn't have happened.
Word count: 858
Spoilers: For The Greater Good.
Summary: They lower the corpse six feet under in the grave that Sawyer contributed to dig because he felt like he should have been there at least and he finally gets it, and it hits. It hits hard.
A/N: for 12_stories #8, forgiveness. No plot whatsoever and I wish I could write some angst-free Boone thing, but that's not the case. Title stolen from a line of Bob Dylan's Ballad in plain D, which doesn't really have a thing to do with any of this. Nominated for best slash fic at lost_fic_awards, May 2008.



( A week or so later, Boone had come to his tent and then it began. )

Since the Des/Claire confrontation is kind of ditched right now and nothing else I should do wants to cooperate, I'll go with exorcising the last episode.

Title: Solitude Standing
Pairing: Jack/Juliet
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: ppfff. If Lost was mine I wouldn't have needed to write this because what happened in episode 4x10 wouldn't have happened.
Word count: 1908
Spoilers: Up to 4x10.
Summary: Six months after a submarine took her away from home and to another place she came to hate with all of herself, she realized that it was either living by three rules and sticking to them or renounce definitely to the idea of going back.
A/N: for 12_stories #3, rules. And because I needed to exorcise last episode for real. The ending is probably never going to happen but well, I said I wanted to exorcise. And Juliet is better for him than Kate is anyway. Title stolen from a Suzanne Vega song after one hour trying to find one.

( Juliet, when accepting Ben's offer, didn’t realize that she would have broken all of those three rules because of Jack. )

Uhm, I guess that this is my masochistic side taking action. But it just wanted to be written. Now I can concentrate on card games, duh.

Title: A Weak Man Has Doubts Before a Decision, a Strong Man Afterwards
Rating: PG13, but see the warnings
Pairing: light Jack/Boone
Word counting: 4131
Disclaimer: This obviously didn't happen. If Lost was mine, it would have happened. Probably.
Spoilers: For Do No Harm.
Summary: Jack doesn't let Boone go.
Warning: if the idea of someone going around with an amputated leg isn't your cup of tea, keep in mind that it's one of the main points here.
A/N: for lostfichallenge #70, Season 1. This is a total AU by the way. Implied that the second raft was never finished and the whole Others business never happened and of course that Jack did amputate the leg and that Boone didn't die. Now, I swear I'd really want to write them fluff. Why can't I? *sighs* Anyway, also for 12_stories #2, decisions. Hoping the ending isn't too far out. Title stolen from a Karl Kraus quote found after half an hour of searching for fitting titles. Nominated for Best Fic with an Unusual Pairing at lost_fic_awards, April 2008.

( He should have known better. He should have known that Jack wasn’t ever going to let go. It just wasn’t in his nature. )

Alright, I'll definitely have to become a follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster because when you start the day with cramps, your mother making you realize even creepier things about the elections and some other crap happens when you haven't been awake for two hours, maybe you need a religion.

Anyway, since I guess that the best remedy for everything is porn... going on with the icon memes, this is for bobbinrob who asked for this icon:



So, this is your Boone bondage! ;) Of course, I couldn't do a drabble. And well, seems that I can only do that stuff with one pairing. Argh, that's weird.

Title: All the Right Kinds of Wrong
Rating: hard R
Pairing: Sawyer/Boone
Word counting: 842
Disclaimer: If Darlton don't care about Boone, I'd love to have him.
Spoilers: For Hearts and Minds.
Summary: For how much Sawyer’s skin is hot against his when they come in contact, for how much he shivers when Sawyer’s teeth bite lightly his shoulder, for how firm but strangely gentle is the hold on his hips, he can’t help thinking that this is a risk, and not a light one.
A/N: for 12_stories, risk, and the day 4 kink prompt at lostsquee, bondage. Will someone explain me why I can only do serious sexing up only with this pairing?

( This really is all kinds of wrong, Boone thinks. )

Since I'm way long from done with the WWII research and I had this one going through my head for a while, I figured I'd go with it. Though I've never really tried anything along these lines before, pairing included.

Title: Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip
Rating: R
Characters/Pairing: Jack/Sayid
Word counting: around 4700
Disclaimer: didn't happen and they sadly aren't mine.
Spoilers: For Through the Looking Glass and The Economist.
Summary: He never drives. Sayid insists and Jack doesn’t really care for driving right now. They don’t have a destination; the important thing is never to stay in one place for more than two days. Jack doesn’t know why exactly. Sayid had told him that they were being chased, or something like that. Maybe he had also told him who was chasing them, but Jack can’t remember it. There are a lot of things he can’t remember, these days.
A/N: For 12_stories #10, loyalty, 5_loves #5, run and the quote prompt of day 5 hiatus challenge at lostsquee: It was almost noon, and we still had more than a hundred miles to go. They would be tough miles. [...] But there was no going back, and no time to rest. [Hunter S Thompson ~ Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas]. Now, as you have probably seen from the title, everything in this is very Nirvana, including the titles of the sections. Blame FF Jack. It isn't in chronological order. The sex isn't graphic at all, but a section deals also with withdrawal symptoms. The discourse in the second section isn't absolutely of my making, but it's a demonstration I studied in a class of moral philosophy which seemed quite suited.

( Jack hasn’t seen Sayid for two years when he knocks at his door. Jack doesn’t open because frankly, he thinks it’s an hallucination. )

So, this morning the usual professor wasn't at the lecture. There was his assistant, who is a very nice and decent person but whenever she gives the lectures, the first half is a recap of what the main guy said in the three lectures before and the second half doesn't have a thing to do with the course. Which means I couldn't bring myself to follow closely and after some editing this is the result.

Title: Sentimental Journey
Rating: PG13 to be way sure (hey, it's always sorta incest.)
Characters/Pairing: Boone/Shannon
Word counting: 450
Disclaimer: If they were mine, he'd be alive and she'd have treated him better.
Spoilers: Set at the beginning of Hearts and Minds, but spoilerish for the whole episode. But come on, everyone has seen it, I hope ;)
Summary: The point is that since he met her, there really wasn’t a way out. He was stuck with her. Maybe she wasn’t with him, but he doubts it.
A/N: for 12_stories #4, betrayal, and day 3 at lostsquee, tabula rasa. I think I found the only pairing with which I can't write more than 1000 words. Now I know what I'm going to write when I want to be short. The title had a nice ring and fit enough, but anyway, stolen as usual.

( In the real world you don’t fall in love with your sister, even if she’s your stepsister and you aren’t really related. )

Title: Dead But Also Here
Characters/Pairing: Boone/Charlie, the O6 and mostly of the other dead people
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Pfff. See the title? If they were mine, the first word wouldn't be there.
Word count: It's long.
Spoilers: general S4 up until Meet Kevin Johnson, mostly about the FFs.
Summary: for 12_stories #12, watching. Since he woke up on that sort of other side, Charlie had asked others, but no one was able to describe their state, or whatever it can be called, like Boone did. “We’re dead, he had said, “ but we’re also here”.
A/N: I had started this thinking it was going to be a nice, little humor story with them making remarks about living people and it grew into another thing completely. Guess you could summarize it saying how Team Hot and Undead managed to win at life seeing what happened in the first eight episodes of S4. Seriously, my heartfelt thanks go to elliotsmelliot for being the most excellent beta ever for this one; also, dedicated to falafel_fiction because I had promised her Team Hot and Undead action a lot of time ago. And since it fit both prompts, I'm entering this for charliepacefic challenge #2, making a new friend (and in this case also getting laid by said new friend), and charlielives challenge #4, future Charlie. Oh, and about the Liverpool Airport, I didn't invent a thing and I found the prayer room pics on their website. Won second place at the challenge at charliepacefic.




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( They aren’t alive, but they have a body. Whether it’s their own or whether it isn’t, they don’t know, but fact is, they do have it. )

Duh, having your OTP as the challenge was hard. I don't think I have a Lost OTP that I write most of the others (maybe a one true character in this case...) mostly because my favorites usually die and whether I chose one, it'd probably get slain sooner or later. Mostly because the closest I had to a OTP is/was Jack/Boone and well, proves the point. This one was originally a comment snippet for the prompt alemyrddin gave me here, but I thought it was worth expanding some and so I went with it.

Title: Can't Get It Out Of My Head
Characters/Pairing: Jack/Boone
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine. I mean, it'd be an alive pairing if they were mine.
Word count: around 700
Summary: Every adjective you could use to describe a drug, Jack thinks, you could use to describe Boone, too.
Spoilers: General season 1 until Do No Harm.
A/N: for 12_stories, prompt #5, passion; entering also for lostfichallenge #68, write your OTP. They're probably the closest I have to one really. And it's all based off comparisons with drugs, though there really isn't nothing graphic with both the comparisons and the sex altogether. Title stolen from an ELO song but as usual, the song has nothing to do with this. I can't come up with titles.

( Jack just doesn't care and every time he looks straight in Boone’s eyes, or every time they kiss or every time they have sex is nothing short than a rush of adrenaline through his body and it really can’t compare to any drug he can think of. )