Since you're gone my empty arms have nothing left to hold

Title: the fifth element
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Castiel, Sam, Crowley, Andy, Ash, Balthazar, Bobby, Henriksen, plus a number of others appearing
Word count: ∼23000
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: as it's an AU, none for the series and everything for the movie it's based on.
Warnings: violence, language, sort of minor character death that you know already if you've seen the original movie [highlight for explanations] red shirts and bad guys die.
Disclaimer: Supernatural isn't mine and The Fifth Element belongs to Luc Besson. I own nothing.
Summary: wherein it's 2060, Dean is a not-so-happy-with-his-life cab driver with an estranged priest brother and he finds out that the man who crashed into his car is the key to stop the end of the world.
A/N: extremely late fic for missjigsaw23 for the Everlasting Birthday Challenge at deancastiel (extremely late because I was sure the day was one week later and then it ran away on me more than I thought), for the prompt: Fifth Element fusion: Dean is the down-on-his-luck cab driver, Cas is the 'supreme being' who crashes through the roof of the cab after escaping a government lab. Bonus points for Sam as Cornelius and/or Crowley as Zorg.. I switched the aliens for demons and angels and changed some other things, but the basic plot is that one. I'm afraid it isn't as deliciously campy as the original, but I hope it fits the bill. Also I should have achieved the bonus points ;) happy late birthday!

Title: don't take my hope away from me
Pairing: Balthazar/Castiel/Dean
Word count: ∼4400
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: goes AU from 6x17.
Warnings: none that I can think of.
Disclaimer: they're not mine, won't ever be.
Summary: wherein Balthazar has a talk with Dean about Castiel's plans for saving the world (which no one likes).
A/N: err so months ago just after 6x17 aired I started writing a fic for joyyjpg for an OT3 ficathon - the prompt was don't make me choose, i've got too much to lose. I never managed to finish it so I thought I'd do it for her birthday, and I missed that too, and I'm not even sure it fits the prompt thoroughly, but still, I did manage it. I hope it's to your liking! ♥ and sorry for the lack of any porn whatsoever but it didn't want to go that way. Title stolen from Patti Smith.

( “You do realize that if you want to win this war you can’t keep on choosing them forever? Or maybe I should say him. )

Title: lovingly crafted and tenderly packaged
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Castiel, Balthazar, Sam
Word count: ∼17400
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: none as it's as AU as it's ever going to get.
Warnings: mentions of an attempted suicide.
Disclaimer: nothing in this belongs to me. End of story. Heck, I made the title from e-mails that an online shirts shop sent me, I own just the plot.
Summary: wherein Castiel owns a self-run t-shirts printing business for which he also makes custom orders, Dean orders Castiel's shirts online after Sam gets him a customized one and their romance is based on nonexistent boundaries. And where Balthazar owns the sex shop in front of Castiel's store and won't mind his own business.
A/N: uhm. Er. So. This happened. Making it short: I ordered a shirt from that awesome place which is Redbubble.com, and in their first e-mail they said they were going to lovingly craft my shirt. Then they shipped it and I got another e-mail saying that they had tenderly packaged it. I clearly and reasonably went and thought 'oh, that's such a Castiel thing to do! What if he owned a business like that?' Then I was forced strongly encouraged to go with it and there it is. Don't ask me how it ended up being this long - I have no idea either. Also, this is a total rom-com. More or less. And it's also for e0wyn since she was the main enabler ♥ I hope it satisfies the long days of wait. ;) ;) ETA: now with a very pretty banner for it which e0wyn made and which is so very lovely and I want to squish it forever.



( Castiel loves his job. It isn’t exactly the kind of self-run business that gives you high profits, but he still wouldn’t change it for anything else. )

Fix-it urgency strikes again.

Title: all you need is love
Pairing/Characters: Dean, Castiel, Sam, Bobby, Balthazar, Chuck. (if you want to see it with Dean/Cas-slash-rose-tinted glasses feel free to.)
Word count: ∼4100
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: coda for 6x22.
Warnings: sort of really cracky premise.
Disclaimer: look at the summary. I don't own SPN, I don't.
Summary: wherein Dean asks God for a sign and God provides one. Even if it's not what Dean would have expected. Or, alternatively, wherein a Beatles song is the key for making everyone happy.
A/N: this has no excuse except that yesterday I was walking around with my mp3, I put All You Need Is Love on and I had the idea and it wouldn't get out of my head. This is eventually way more feel-good than the other fix-it I did but then again read the title.

( You shouldn’t ask yourself what would I do. Or what would Jesus do. Or what would Buffy do, if you prefer something closer to your area of expertise. Ask yourself, instead, what would John Lennon do? )

All right, obligatory sort-of-fix-it 6x22 coda coming right up. It wasn't what I thought I'd go for yesterday but I had the idea this morning and it wanted to be written so there you go.

Title: tell him something pretty
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Cas-ish (it's pretty on the platonic side for the moment), Sam, Bobby, Chuck, Balthazar.
Word count: ∼5000
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: coda for 6x22.
Warnings: amnesia fic, a healthy dose of language and most probably of blasphemy as well. Also [hidden because it's a possible spoiler for the fic and a hint to what happened in 6x22 though it's nothing triggering] God's ethics are pretty questionable.
Disclaimer: if SPN was mine I wouldn't be writing fix-it fic.
Summary: “It’s so strange,” Cas says then. “It should be different. I don’t remember much about you. Just your name and a few other things. But – I feel like I know you just the same.” or, wherein Dean and Cas's first meeting after the finale doesn't go as Dean had figured at all.
A/N: so I was trying to come up with some fix-it scenario, I had this idea and I figured I'd just go with it. I'm not even sure where it came from but I liked the premise. Using for my kissbingo square face: forehead. Title is from a Deadwood episode.

( “You mean that… that you don’t know who you are?” )

Title: I'd be proud if you would wear my name
Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Sam, Balthazar and Bobby also star
Word count: ∼5800
Rating: PG
Spoilers: up to 6x20, wild speculation after.
Warnings: none of the serious kind.
Disclaimer: ... none of this is mine, not even the title. Look at the summary.
Summary: wherein Dean and Castiel get married. More or less properly.
A/N: errr so I'm trying to finish some late five acts fills. In ladyyueh's list there was marriage. I don't even know how this monster happened, considering that it was supposed to be comment fic. Yeah, right. Also, I did some research but I obviously never had a civil marriage in Iowa and I followed an apparently general scheme for that kind of wedding, so apologies in advance for any related mistakes. Title stolen from Bruce Springsteen. Using for my kissbingo card for the square location: honeymoon, though it's a pretty loose definition of honeymoon.

( That’s when Dean gets the idea. Which will be probably filed, in a couple of years, in the bad-ideas-which-might-actually-be-genius-if-seen-from-another-perspective category, and which Dean figures he’s had enough times. )

Aaand, first five acts fic that was more than 2000 words and I couldn't bother to split in comments.

Title: in my time of need
Pairing: Balthazar/Castiel/Dean
Word count: ∼2200
Rating: Pg13
Spoilers: up until 6x20 - 100% speculation after since it's supposed to be set after-finale.
Warnings: none that I can think of.
Disclaimer: if SPN was mine it'd air on HBO.
Summary: Castiel looks up. He’s lying in the bed in Bobby Singer’s guest room, he’s wearing clean pajamas, he’s covered with three blankets, and then he sees that Dean is sitting on the left side of the bed, Balthazar on the right one, and they’re both looking at him as if they were beyond relieved that he’s still alive and it just – it doesn’t make sense.
A/N: written for hitlikehammers for the five acts meme - the prompts were caring for someone after they've been injured (as a specific of near death experiences) and happiness/happy endings. Sorry for the utter lack of porn but I had started this from Dean's POV in order to get there, then something was off, I switched to Cas and the story flowed a lot better, but clearly it didn't want to go beyond PG13. I hope it satisfies you anyway! ;) ♥ title stolen from Ryan Adams.

( “What he meant, is that if you want the both of us, no one’s gonna object. Me and him, we’re okay. And we want you to be okay, so the only thing you have to do is ask. Worry about yourself, for once.”  )